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Show ;- : "i Rummy Review Of '32 A Survey Slightly Cockeyed of a Year About Which We Didn't Seem To Care Very Much I BY JEAN PAULSON Jan. 1 Easily 3.416 Provo wives tell husbands: "Oh. what an idiot you made out of yourself last night. I was mortified to death when you siid under the table." Jan. 2 Ghandi goes to jail h Bombay. Refuses to play 'Drop :Jie handkerchief with the other pris oners. Jan. 8 County agricultural agents discover there are 36 more lady horses than men horses in Mapleton after careful study. Ki-wanis Ki-wanis club votes to do something about it. Jan. . 15 Bonnett acquitted In pigeon case. Jury decides pigeons were only rabbits on an egg-laying ' holiday! Jan.. 8 Japanese open teirific bombardment. of Shanghai, but explain ex-plain there's no war, There- are lot of Chinese buildings with holes j more black eyes, than strawberry I marks. : June 10 Court fails to i emove 1 Joseph Leggatt as examinei in ! charge of Farmers and Merchants ; bank., Frozen assests become petrir. Cied. June 16 Entire country surpris-1 surpris-1 ed when Hoover is nominated at Chicago. June 18 Dawes says prosperity has turned corner. . Neglects .to name corner. june 24 Citizens plan tumor-removal tumor-removal day at Payson. 1 June 27 AT Smith laughs so hard , he. splita :an infinitive when Roosevelt is. nominated., ' , Jajne 131 Leggatt quits as examiner exam-iner of Farmers and Merchants bank. Assets thaw and wash out Center street gutter. July 4 Americans celebiate freedom by going to (Mexico ,and ' SSI we're Giving me 2IT rSao y. 5SS. TNI country ' no- . lvTT Juwl I) "-' TlAK T in t Hem -and they're merely trying to fill, up the. chinks with, .lead-, Feb. ,1 Snowslides block Provo, canyon- Two hundred six alioiti thought up by couples on other sid? of the slide. Feb,. 3 Lydia Pinkham announces announc-es that celery compound positively positive-ly will not stop an auto engine from knocking. Mar. 6 Superintendent Smith oi school board announces he is nor candidate for. re-election. School board . members have a good cry. Mar. 16 Move starts to- give country back to Indians. Mar. 17 Indians stand on constitutional con-stitutional rights; refuse to take country back. Mar. 23 Provo school childien put in double shift of feeling tough when public learns school will re-i re-i main open neaiiy all year. Mar. 24 Henry. Jones wins welt CanadaV' J'1 T ' ' - ' July 18Hoover takes off "Silent Cal" mask and , warms - up to the task of calling a spade a spade and the Democrats a dirty spade.. , July 19 Roosevelt wins record for straddling without, injuring, his pelvis.. July 28 U. S. army chases unarmed un-armed bonus veterans out of Washr-ington Washr-ington -D. C. with fire, gas and machine guns; authorities explain it is a case of self defense. . July 30 Olympic games open in Los Angeles. American pretzel-bending, pretzel-bending, team hang up world record. rec-ord. One member of wrestling team actually applies wrestling hold in bout. September 12 Aged hermit found in Burnt canyon; haled as only man in- Utah county not tunning tun-ning for county attorney, September 13 Aged hermit de- er weight ' wrestling title from Robin Reed at Salem, Oregon. N'ne other welterweight titles wor on the same day. April 1 Two' thousand women say "Ah!" as-"bigger and better Springville art exhibit opens. April 2 Artist caught admiring his fellow artist's work in exfvbit. April 6 Stock judge fired at Spanish ;Fork stock show for picking pick-ing out animal without pedigiee for prize. Horse day planned for Santaquin. . ' April 19 City commissioners legalize Sunday baseball in Pi'uvo. Bishops plan ways of, getting out of . Sunday schooL . , , May 12 Codling moth day planned plan-ned for- Manila . June 10 Strawberry day at Pleasant Grove results in nine cides to run for' county attorney. " September 16 Business men of state declare it is "good business," not coercion when they tell employes em-ployes what senator to vote foi . October 13,-Moyement planned so that people receiving, poor and . Indigent checks will be unable to vote in the elections. . .. . October 29 Hoover, in spearh says prosperity, returning., stocks drop 15 points. Oct. 29 Chicago spinster finds man under her bed; fails to get her man. Nov. 8 Election day. Both parties part-ies claim ..election. Nov. 9 Investigators able to find only one party, Nov. 205000 football fans wish they had bet on B, Y. U. lather than Aggies.-, . |