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Show WIIY EYESIGHTFaI THE SPANISH FORK PRESS. INFERIOR ARTIFICIAL LlGu-r- . QUENTLY THE CAUS& AN1)KLV JENSEN, Publisher. SPANISH FORK. UTAH. UTAH STATE NEWS Citizens of Springville are making preparations for a monster Fourth of July celebration. The first rutting of lurern hay Is being gathered over the state, and there Is a good average crop Fall and winter wheat is reported In good condition all over the state, and an excellent harvest Is expected. A number of members of the rellg Ions sect known as the "Holy Jump rs" have arrived in Ogden and established headquarters. Gua Toterson was seriously cut about the face during a row with threo or four other Swedes at Ogden. The men have been arrested. Business men, farmers and laboring l Ben of Mt. Pleasant are working hand to secure the location of a su gar factory at that point. Many of the box elder trees In Salt Lake are being attacked by a new specie of scalo (hat boars a close re semblance to tho woolly aphis. It 1s claimed that farmers of Salt Lake county 'are slaughtering quail, declaring that the quail are so turner pus they are damaging the crops. George Colvin, a soldier, has sued the street car company of Salt Lake for 5,000 damages because he was forcibly ejected from a car by a conductor. It Is estimated that a million dollars will be Invested In Salt Lake real estate by Californians as a direct result of the visit off Los Angelans to Zion last week. At a special session of the American Fork city council lost week, an appropriation of $G00 was authorized for tho purchase of necessary Instruments for a sliver band. The crop bulletin shows that fruit everywhere throughout the state is In good condition, with the exception oi poaches, which. In some orchards, will be a light crop. The Fltzslmmons-Schrccfight, scheduled to take place In Salt Lake on July 3, has been called off, and Fits baa gone east. There waa a disagreement over the forefelt money The old folka of the north end ol Utah county. 600 strong, spent s grand gala day In the pretty little hamlet of Alpine on the 14th. Over 200 from Lchl, headed by the silver band, were in attendanre. i Both Beyond His Control. Husband Do you see DasLaway Over there? Wife "Yea. Husband k The citizens of Murray will celebrate the Fourth with a parade, programme, fireworks and a balloon ascension, The city council appropriated $500 and the citizens about $600 toward the celebration, Samuel Summerhays, aged 11. while playing with a number of companions on the streets of Salt Lake, stepped In front of a rapidly moving street cat and waa so badly mangled that he died moto- wife. How funny. Wife Husband "Funny! Not when he got It ho found ho control It. Judge. A Betrayal. No," said the lady. ."I am not pessimistic. I have a supreme faith In Do you know, I have everything. never had one of my confidences be- trayed? That Is strange. I heard some one say the other day that age was telling on you. - ipTTn- Auntie So you nave a new little brother, Tommy? Tommy Yea, but one of blm are a girl. Palm Garden Would Do. Ponce de I.eon was in search of the fountain of youth. "I think this fountain business is a blooming fake," he said wearily, but If I could only get one of those places that made Milwaukee famous I'd let it go at that." Seating himself on a log he took a long pull at a bottle of sarsaparilla. Milwaukee Sentinel. Natural Supposition. Teacher "What Is velocity? ( Pupil "Profanity. Teacher "Where do you get that Idea?" Pupil Well, when Jones bulldog bit pa last night, ma said he came Into the house with remarkable velocity. And I thought !" Miss Passay Caught. (coyly) "I saw the cutest painting Relieved. of the er The Rev. Mr. Fourthly "My dear, what is the name of that little god wbat Is It that seems to have such an that represents matrimony? Mr. Tlnimld "Well, now, unpleasant odor? Don't you notice youve got me. It? Miss Passay "O! Mr. Timmld. this His Daughter Yes, father; the Is so Budden. cook burned one of the chops. The Itev. Mr. Fourthly "Oh. Is that Tho Fun of It. It? I am quite relieved. I feared It "Going to take Miss Dasher In swimmight be tainted gas." Cleveland ming?" Plain Dealer. "No she doesn't know how to swim. It to Him. Showing "Well, you Indian, what fun would It Scout (from the city) "Where Is be If she did? the beautiful view you advertise?" Farmer Takemlnn Why, ye Jest walk over ter Iokevllle an take th Highly Cultivated Bird. Lady Can that parrot talk? stago to Hen Lake, an' th steamer ter Dealer Talk? Moose Landing, an then climb up Why. say, lady, Sheetcr mountain ter what they call you'd t'lnk he wuz brought up in a Lover's lAap and thar ye git th view, box at de opery. Puck. an it's a dandy.'' Puck. y perpo-tr&te- am-tltn- 1 -- 11 p an hour and a halt later. Edward Hannah and Henry Martin, two of the gang of men who tho bounty frauds that took over Thought It Was tho Porter. The masked robber stood at 30,000 out of tho treasury of Salt Lake county, have entered pleas of guilty t door of the Pullmnn. Get er valuables ready to hand me the charge of conspiracy. as I pass down the aisle! he shouted. With a trout still attached to the By George!" murmured a passenline with whlrh he had been flbhlng Ic ger, without looking up, "these porters Hobble creek, the body of George V. re getting business like methods. I Huntington of Sprlngvlllo was found by believe I like this better than the old Dr. F. A. Vincent of Salt Lake. Death was due to an apoplectic stroke. The Utah Dental association completed tho work of Its fifteenth annua' convention In Salt Lako on Saturday by the election of officers for the en ruing year, and by the selection ol Ogden for the next annual gathering Alfred Stoops of Salt Jumped from a moving train and struck hli bond against a telephone pole, sustaining Injuries which proved fatal. Stoo( leaves a family and a few days befors the accident allowed hla $3,000 insur auto policy to lapse. While working at the rock crusher Of the Moran Contracting company to Albert Johnson fell Into th Salt huge nmchlno and was badly, but not fatally hurt. The accident a as caused by the slipping of a bar with whlh h was trying to move a plce of timber The sudden disappearance two weeks ago of Clnrence Myers, whs Conducted a cigar and news stand In Ogden, and who was supposed to hav destroyed himself, has now been ex la not dead, lie la c Llalncd. Myers and Is himself. The board of county commissioners f Weber county have adopted a new plan and have atarted to advertise for bids on the furnishing of all blank hooka and supplies used In the various county others and also have advertised for bids on tho publication of all coun ty report. Charles Iennngton died at the I rooming house in Rliikham function as the result of swallowing twenty grains of morphine. Tim drug waa obtained at the local pharmacy, and as thero Is no npan nt raiue for It la thought that tho dng war takea to allay palu. for Girls. "Do they teach you. to count backward In school, Tommie? asked the boys older sister. No, replied Tommie; "they dont teach the boys to only the girls. "Why Is that? Oh, that's so the girls can calculate their ages." Useful TWINS. d ' He has named his after his r-car Their First Cloud. The young woman In the stern of the little boat bad whispered softly the word "yes." "But stay right where you are, If you try Jack, she added hastily. to kiss me youll upset the boat. "How do you know? hoarsely demanded Jack, a horrible suspicion already taking possession of him. Is to The case of "Bluebeard Hoeh of court to supreme the be carried Illinois. Kotaro Date, a Japanese student, Crow has been awarded the Wayman VMSo at the St. Louis School for medal of Fine Arts. adThe Japanese has forced the Get Busy. Derelict Youth My father says If I vance posts of the Russian left b don't begin to think pretty soon he'll yond the Kaoche river and are ocriver. cut me off without a cent. cupying the heights north of the Chum What line of thought are you For the first time in the history going to take up first? the military academy, two represenof V Derelict Youth Im going to t '. empire have tatives of the Chines up onie kind of a scheme to get West Point. at cadets as admitted da out of Ins head. Detroit Free been IV ss. of Panama, In acThe government of the Cadesires the with cordance The Utual Way. local bankers, the and commission "How are you paying for all this nal million silver one coin to decided has nic1 urn it re, old man? pesos. ""ell, 1 paid a dollar down, now I'm laying Plans are being made by the A dollar a week? of health to build north of No; a dollar whenever the collectthe Bronx a $30,000 laboratory for or catches me. Louisville Courier the manufacture of vaccine and antiJournal. toxin. In the Orchard. Two men have been Instantly killed The Robin Whaf's that white by the premature explosion of a thing lying under the free over there? heavy blast In a stone quarry near The Bluebird It's a spring poem Montclair, N. J. Three others were that Hew out of the poets window. The Robin Gee whiz! IetB walk badly Injured. A cowboy, supposed to be Henry on It with our muddy feet and give 11 a touch of real nature! Detroit Trib- Wandrei of Great Falls, Mont., was une. killed while resisting arrest on a Great Northern train at Williston, N. D. Fitted for the Part. A companion surrendered. Susan Brett What sort of a pari William Butler Woodridge, a promidid Hamlet Fatt have in the play? nent Boston business man, was killed Yorlck Hamm That of a decayed in an automobile accident in Sawawe, gentleman. Susan Brett And how did he do? Mass., and a man named Woold of Yorlck Hamm Oh. he fitted the New York was seriously Injured. part all right. He was rotten." Jockey Hecter, on Wellesley, was killed, and Jockey Moore, on Dr. Bashful but Earnest. He I reckon yo Clark, seriously Injured, In a mlx-uoughter what I tlnk ob yo, Miss Lucy. during the steeplechase at the Amerihow can Jockey club track In St. Louis. , She Why, Mistah Johnson, should I know. Yo nebbah tole me Three unknown tramps were mangHe No. but I reckon dat in dls hyab and Mall led beyond recognition case yo eyes oughter be moah use Clerk Herbert Wall of Tuscon, Ariz., dan my tongue. was badly Injured In a wreck of the An Old Bird. Southern Pacific passenger train near Guest Say, waiter, look here! Tuscon. What kind of a chicken is this youve Considerable attention has been at' brought me, anyhow? tracted by a Chinese poster which has Walter Dat fowl, suh, is a real Plyappeared in Hilo's Asiatic quarters' mouth Rock suh! Guest I thought so. Came over In It says that the Chinese Government the Mayflower. proposes to retaliate for the American exclusian policy. Mistook the Occasion. The late Premier Delyannls of Teas What a queer remark that Greece, who was assassinated June 13 man made about the bride. by a gambler named Gherakarls, died Jess What was it? in absolute poverty. The chamber will Teas He said; How natural she vote a pension to the Immediate mem1 looks, dont you think so? bers of his family. Jess Force of habit. Hes an Michael J. Parcel!, a horseman, was undertaker. shot three times and seriously wound Solace In Smoke. ed, by W. A. Hall, who until recently Yeast I see a French physiologist was proprietor of a lunch counter in has discovered that smoking affects Los Angeles. The shooting was the rethe hearing. sult of a quarrel over a $24 board bill. Crlmsonbeak Now, I can underThe national conference of th Old stand why everybody lights a cigar German Baptist Brethren has closed when the after-dinne- r speakers begin a four days session In Flora, Ind. One to talk. of the questions which was warmly At the Amateur Show. discussed was that of permitting "That was a bad attack of stage telephones to be used by the church fright Miss Goodluxe had. remarked people. the sympathetic young man. "Its a Through the death of her uncle, great pity." W. Kimberly, the mining man of Peter "It Is so," replied her hated rival. "Its a great pity stage frights not Sharon, Pa., Mrs. Viola J. Webb, for fatal." seven months an employee in the Excelsior Steam laundry of Los Am SCHEME. poles. Inherits the snug sum of way It saves trouble." lttumlnants of the past, One Have Serious Defects gcJv Gas, with' Its Clear, Unwavering v' Soft Flame Cannot Hurt the E3 Chicago, June 20. No one c go into our schools or tneet group of children on the without noticing how large a nuj-- , . pro-- tion seems to increase ye there are many more who wear glasses. The experience's! teacher might be duplicated u n score. She knew Alice was na.! tive and she thought she.,was nnus." ly stupid. She said so to the prln and sent a note to the mother questing that the child be helped t home if she wished her to keep with her class. One day after a bV board explanation, the teacher caV upon the child and found that had not sepn what had been was kept after school and by d of much sympathetic questioning jd C. found that Alice had never liable to see what was put on the boar and that her head had ached so ofig and so hard that she frequently fa:;e, to hear wbat was said. Such a condition may be caused b lack of proper food, but in our Amr can homes It is usually due to th poor quality of the artificial light Tbs. yellow. Insufficient light of the ort nary kerosene lamp, with Its snob chimney, is about as bad for the eya as can be Imagined. The flickeiiri light from a coal gas Jet is but Iitt, better, and even the electric llgb; brilliant as It usually is, has an a steadiness due to variations in powe and a glare peculiarly trying to tts delicate nerves of sight. The comi atlvely new lllumlnant acetylene gu produces as nearly perfect an artiHu light as has yet been found. It giva a clear white, unwavering light, ver brilliant yet perfectly soft, and k nearly like the rays of the sun th: even colors appear as in daylight. Fortunately, acetylene is very easily and cheaply produced, and the simp!) apparatus necessary can be purchase and installed In any home at a vet; moderate cost, and the acetylene cu be piped to convenient points in th house where a light is needod. Ilk then lighted and extinguished and and exactly like common city gas. Acetylene la rapidly coming fc'j common use in homes, church schools and Institutions of all and it Is reasonable to expect tie u lti use In the home Increase the will be fewer defective eyeavni larly among children. Poor and the many Ills resulting ther&a will undoubtedly be much redu41j th use of this new lllumlnant. t 5 wrltt-Sh- t hi On Llfe'a Journey. He who Is something will do sc thing; he who Is more will do mor and he who Is most will do most- -: Freeman Clarke. RAILWAY RATE LEGISLATION. At the biennial convention of & Order of Railway Conductors rews ly held at Portland, Oregon, raw tlong were unanimously adopted vt ing their sentiments as to tbe efc f proposed railway rate legisl:ia on the 1,300,000 railroad employs whom they in part represented. Th resolutions "Indorse the attitude i President Roosevelt In condemc.U secret rebates and other Hlegallils and commend the attitude of O' head of American Railways, ht with practical unanimity, have Jc!: A GOOD with the president on this questin' $300,000. They then respectfully point out Mrs. George Campbell, tbe wife of Congress the "Inadvisability of W a prominent ranchman, four miles lation vesting In the hands of a ta west of Tucumearl, N. M., went sud mission power over railway r! Seizing a rifle, she now lower by far In the lal;,( dcnly insane. chased her husband away from home. State than In any other countff Then, before ho could return with because such regulation would help, she killed her five children and litigation and confusion ard b ended her own lifo with a bullet evitably tend to an enforced red through her head. tlon in rates, Irrespective of tha tpGeorge P. Dexter, foreman for C. tion of tbe ability of the rallroadi Leonard, cement contractor, Los An stand the reduction, especially la r supp gules, was stabbed several times and of the Increased coat of their and material.' They further protot seriously Injured by William Kramer, ed such power being sir colored, who had been discharged, the against Comnsl Inter-Statpresent Dexter having reported him for negll because the legislate proposed genre. not in harmony with our Id Mrs. Paul Klass has killed her four American Jurisprudence, Inasmuch small children and committed sul It contemplate that a sing! cldo at her home near Kller, Wls. She shall have the right to lnvetlp:' used a butcher knife, cutting their Indict, try, condemn and then enf1 throats. The eldest child was 6, and Ita decisions at the cost of Itae the youngest a baby. The woman had Tiers, pending appeal, which festly Inequitable.' been In 111 health. The conductor base their Austria-Hungarand Italy have no for only uch legislation if nf- tlfled tho Moorish government that would "secure and Insure Justice a they are prepared to accept tho equity and preserve equal right L Invitation to an lntcrnatlon con- parties concerned, on the ground ference on Morocco, provided the In- the low cost of transportation "W Aeo-fllwavitation Is accepted by the power Im- result of tho efficiency of management and oprJ mediately concerned. which have built up th Susan Atwater Glllctto, widow ol through constant Improvementat Judge Cardin Glletto, and an original development of terrllory, hl!e Daughter of the Revolution, Is dead me time recognition has I"8 Physician Your husband must itop all work, thought and everything at her homo in Kenosha, Wla., Wife But he will never consent to absolute Idleness to the value of Intelligence ament aged we fool 95 years, due to old Then will him he's' Physician Into believing busv. Ill get him She wa a ployea In contrast to fonlgn age, a government position. her high freight rales and daughter of John Atwater, an aide of General Washington. wages to employe obtain." In pressing their claim a,B,, An Ax to Grind. Always In tho Market, Tho band of Macedonian Insurgents, Watlon adverse to th!f Where are you going? Senator Steele Our colleague, eighty strong, commanded by Tont-ehof- they point out tho fact that j "To Philadelphia. Snlftklns, says he's In favor of gov- was completely exterminated by freight rate of this rountry "1 suppose you'll attend the big sale ernmeiit Turkish troop near Ialanka owmrMilp of railroads .g June 13, only two per rent of the there?" Senator Shtignr-Ye- s; he's got a after seven hours flea to the conaumeri thua t1 The "What's to be sold? fighting. Turk 1 nonpaylnc Jerkwnt.r line ...t ho-(lost nine killed including two . freight rat ao Inalgnlllcant "Philadelphia rlty eoutu lltnen. he government officer., In tho ' nd had e.evoti men buy. that selling priro wounded. atandard article are sold at A Discrepancy. The Japanese No Mate, lot Difference. correspondent of tha prlco in alt part of tha countryHe The rouble with Johnny 'Ta, half fare Is 3 ceuta ,Vi,sr T1,'rph at Majl, Jnpnn. yon women Is and whole fare 5 cents. Isnt It? rainy si that you tel) all you know has started In Man- Million of Woman Worktca m'"' Pupa "Yes, my tmy. that Is right. a"' Smi' ,lf ,, TYli'.la t,df Germany baa ,hl W11I nilt lfitr;;o Johnny "But ou said two lalvea ireiy wlnt we a ant fo. own en who .earn their nry whole. a tmk. f,l"'ri,,l"ns. Hr equal always Well, wi st the t of i'i!Wn:ii? wily ona balf tha p'pu!a!h'8' fowdayii,",,inV re-- In - Generous Railroad. Poor Woman "My husband prevented a terrible wreck on your road, but the company has never done anything for him." Magnate "What? I thought we had rewarded him well. I understand that the conductor took up a generous collection among the passengers for Urn!" ThV First Thing. Downe ITper (a plumber, to new clerk) "Now. tho first thing to learn In this business Is to never over- charge." New Clerk "What do you mean by an overcharge?" riper Downe Never to charge more than the customer la worth." Again the Heartless Husband. Mrs. Hryde "Oh, John, this Is terrible. The cat had a fit In the kitchen and ruined the pie I had ready for dinner! Mr. Bryde "Havent you got the sequence of events turned around? Mrs. Bride "Havent Oh! you cruel wretch!" I? Wort Than Scalping. I Mamma "Playing Indian so Why r you crying? Have rough. they been scalping you again?" Panther (alias Willie) Spotted No, mamma; we have been smoking 8t ray Stories, the pipe of peace. Nothing to Long For. What a discontented, dlssatisflid look Mrs. Fultorton has?" "Well, what could you expect? 8ho h husband who get her tvory-mlcldM "be wants. Town Topic, e y . I Sul-tun- y n" , - to-o- EVn,,.,h, llvln-wit- -tM wllift 6,260,030. ' |