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Show AFTER CAME HER. IDEA HOT LIB the field. the)Tori still fighting' It," WORTH KNOWING. Substitute for Pensions. Simple Remedy That Anyone Can Pre for the pare at Home. volunteers will be done away with If any of these bills passes congress, Most people are more or less sub because the retired pay will take the ject to coughs and colds, A simple ' pension's place remedy that will break up a cold Likely to Carry $40 a Month. quickly and cure any couch that Is Federal License of Corporations If the volunteer officers' retired bill curable Is made by mixing two ounces of Virgin is Opposed by Many in ' passes It Is possible that it will carry of Glycerine,, a with It a pension giving enlisted men OH of Tine compound pure-aneight of the civil war a pension of $40 per ounces of pure Congress. Whisky. You can get month each, all present pensions be- these In any good drug store and eas' ing abolished except In cases of total ily mix them in a large bottle. The or almost total disability where the mixture Is hlehlv recommended lv UNLIKELY TO. BE MADE LAW Of courso pensions as such By IfLEJK Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna appeals to tfic jcultured and the and the healthy because its component parts arc simple and wholesome and because it acts with out disturbing the natural func tions, as it is wholly free from the Leach Chemical Co. of Cincinnati, or who prepare the genuine Virgin Oil of every objectionable quality substance. its In production a tune compound pure for dispensing. and refreshing' syrup pleasant INSULT TO INJURY. of the figs of California is united with th laxative and carminative properties of certain plants known to act most beneficially, on the human system, when its gentle cleansing is desired. To get its beneficial effects, always buy the genuine, for sale by all reputable drugone size only, price gists; fifty cents a bottle. The name California of the company Co. is always plainFig Syrup ly printed upon the front of every package of the genuine. Shoemaker Well. If that. isn't all right. Instead of paying my bill, he kicks me down stairs, and with the new boots I've made him, too. half-ounc- rJ eBiae TnVinnVhnr grandad? or A AeepAnAnnta are people who Pension Bills Introduced Providing for "Volunteer Retired List" Two Cities Want Exposition Marking the JohnnyThen the baker and the milkmen are Mary's descendants. Canal Opening. GrandadThey come after us. , ' ' Plaintive Protest Smith of northwest WyIlls oming bore an appalling facade. style of beauty was a blight Depending upon his horrific- exterior, he was in the habit of trying to awe newcomFog-Eye- Fog-Ey- 's e On one. occasion, affecting some displeasure at the manner In which a pallid stranger watered his liquor, Mr. Smith announced, frowning, that unless he detected Immediate amend- a rl .fiml iha i-- nontthvtA I'll "Which basket market In a home sure tear you up a whole lot," said . Half an hour later Mr. Smith was found groping about on the floor under the poker table, hunting for his glass eye, and muttering to himself. The stranger asked with some evidence of Impatience what new line of sentiments Mr. Smith was now harboring. That injured resident, glaring malevolently from beneath the furniture, replied: "Which I sure do hate a man with no sense of humor." ers. 1 Fog-Eye- Nil Desperandum. Tercy Parklngton rose and brushed the dust from his knees. Then, drawing himself up to his full height, he gazed resentfully upon the form of Miss Muriel Muggins, who nonchalantly fanned herself the while. "Very well, Miss Muggins," came in litter tones from Percy. "Oh, very You have spurned me, it is well! true! Indeed, you have spurned me twice! But, though despair eats my heart, I shall not dlel I mean to go into the busy world. I will fight! 1 will win! My name shall become known, and my riches shall become envied " "Pardon me for Interrupting you, Mr. Parklngton," Interjected Miss Muggins, "but when you Bhall have accomplished all that, you may try me again." LIpplncott's. ' Her Meavof Discipline. One day recently. Just after the opening of the Baltimore schools, the teacher of a primary class had occasion right at the start to enforce discipline. "Here, young man!" she exclaimed, indicating a pupil whose name she did not yet know, "I saw you laughing In this school!" "I was only thinking about something, ma'am," said the youngster, sheepishly. in "Well, don't let that happen school again, said the teacher, sternly. Sunday Magazine of the Cleveland Leader. Certainly Not Present. It was In one of the colored schools of Baltimore, and the teacher was an inexperienced one. There was talking among the little negroes before her. "I want absolute silence," she said severely. Still the talking continued. "I want absolute silence," she repeated again. At the third demand one very small girl spoke up boldly. "Assalute Silence ain't hyar," she said. "She's got de toofache." LIpplncott's Magazine. Before she Is married to a man a woman always wants to think of him; afterward she wants to think for him. HARD TO DROP But Many Drop It. talks about coffee:. "It was hard to drop Mocha and Java and give PoBtum a trial, but my nerves were so shattered that I was a nervous wreck and of course that means all kinds of alls. "At first I thought bicycle riding saused It and I gave It up, but my condition remained unchanged. I did not want to acknowledge coffee caused the trouble for I was very fond of It At that time a friend came to live with us, and I noticed that after he had been with us a week he would not drink his coffee any more. I asked him the reason. He replied, 'I have not had a headache since I left off drinking coffee, some months ago, till last week, when 1 began again, here at your table. I don't see how anyone can like coffee, A young Calif, wife after drinking Postura!' nothing, but at onco ordered package of Postum. That was five months ngo, and we have drank no coffue since, except on two occasions when we had company, and the result anyway, "I said ach time was not sloop, but that my husband could lay awake and tossed talked half the night. We were convinced that coffee caused his suffering, so he returned to Postum, d that coffee was an enemy, Instead of a friend, and he la troubled no more with Insomnia. myself, have gained 8 pounds In oKht, and my norves have ceased to Quiver, it seems so easy now to quit coffee that caused our aches and alia nd take up Postum." Rrnd the little book, "The Itoad to "cllvnie," In pkgs. "There's a Reason." nd con-tlsce- r"a "iwr 'vr ,urr' IVtirrt A nw from Hint in tlmr. Titty true, and full of liuiiina Washington. The Republican leaders In congress practically have agreed that If it can be accomplished the majority of the President's recommendations shall be enacted Into law at this session, but there Is growing evidence that among the minority of the recommendations which are to be overlooked, the president's wish that a law legalizing the federal licensing of Incorporations may not be fulfilled at this session. In telling Mr. Taft that it Is unlikely that his federal license law Is to go through the leaders have made a tacit promise that at a future date, prob ably at the next session, the recom mendatlons shall be taken up and put through In some form. It seems that the plan for the licensing of corpora Hons by the federal government has aroused antagonism among some of the Republicans and among a majority of the Democrats. It Is understood also that the leading Republicans, men who ordinarily can get the rest of the party representatives In line, s are not in their desire that this bill shall become a law, certainly not at the present time. It Is Impossible In the absence of any dl rect statement of the reasons for their objections to tell why It Is that the leaders apparently are determined to postpone action upon this particular piece of legislation, but It seems to be assured that consideration of it Is to be postponed until "a more conveni ent season." as been pretty generally under stood that ship subsidy was to have bard sailing through the waters of the lower house of congress, and not very easy sailing through those of the up per house. It Is Impossible of course, to foretell just what the fate of subsidy will be, but It seems that one senator who In the past has been the champion of subsidy this year Is not Inclined to look with favor upon It The senator In question Is Mr. Frye of Maine, who apparently does not think that the measure recommended by the President and already Introduced Into the house goes anywhere near far enough to suit the shipping interests. President Taft has recom mended legislation of this kind, but the feeling Is In Washington that he will not be particularly disappointed if it does not go through, although of course Its passage would add one more to the administration victories. over-zealou- It-h- Postal Savings Banks. One of the most peculiar situations Is that In regard to postal savings banks. Much has been written about this matter and, In the main, former ' opinion was that the postal savings bank bill might have great trouble In getting sanction for Itself from the leaders of both houses. As everybody knows, the members of the national monetary commission would prefer that consideration of the postal sav ings bank bill should be put off 'until after the commission has made Its re port President Taft however, Is in sistent that postal savings bank legis lation shall be enacted this winter and It Is believed that the leaders have agreed to accede to his wishes, as they have also agreed to do what he wants them to do In the matter of amendments to the Interstate commerce law and of laws which will safeguard the Interests of the nation's natural resources. to-da- y Bills for Veterans. Before the military committee of the house of representatives there are eight principal bills Intended to benefit the veterans of the civil war. In several of them there Is a specific provision for the creation of what Is ealled a "volunteer retired list" for the civil war officers, who are still living. In the Sixteenth congress Representative Beeman 0. Dawes of Ohio Introduced a bill which If it had become a law would have put all the commissioned officers of the civil war on the retired list with monththat which they ly pay of one-halreceived while they were wearing There is a reswords In the field. tired list for regular officers, and the idea of Representative Dawes was to give to the volunteer officers In their old ngo a recognition In part at least of the value of their services as comThe question officers. missioned seemed to be, if the regulars are paid after retirement, why not do the same thing for the volunteers? Representative Dawes Is not now In Congress, but the provision In his bill 'which , was Intended to care for the volunteer officers has been incorporated In several of the bills which are now before the military commitIt seems probable tee for action. that before long congress will pass one of those measures and that every man who wore a bar, a leaf, an eagle or a star on his shoulder during tho will civil war and who Is alive be put on practically the same footing ns officers of regulars, who after long and paid jatjrs of Bervlce are retired f present sum paid to the disabled soldiers exceed $40 per month. With the officers and enlisted men and the widows cared for with these specific sums in each case, the trouble of pension gradations and the chances of fraud are minimized, but nevertheless It will cost a huge sum of money the first few years of the measure's legal life. According to a classification made by Gen. Green B. Raum, the volunteer officers who would benefit are In number and rank as follows: Major generals, two; brigadier generals, 28; colonels, 151; lieutenant colonels, 195; majors, 309; captains, 2,633; first lieutenants, 2.233; second lieutenants, 1,166; various ranks In the navy, 150, this bringing the total up to the number given above. Of course a full expression of opinion of desirability of such a retired list bill as this Is not obtainable. Soldiers and those who take an Interest In military affairs generally, are much In faThe civilians vor of the measure. who never saw service do not express opinions on the matter In letter form, for it seems that few people care to go on record as being opposed to anything In the nature of a bill for the relief of the men who fought In the field, even though there may be, and probably Is, a general feeling among civilians that the government Is extravagant In the matter of pension payments. Rivalry for Exposition. San Frat cisco and San Diego, cities of California, each wants to be the scene of a great exposition In th year 1915, as a means of marking the opening of the Panama canal. Repre sentative Kahn of California baa in troduced Into the house a bill, which Is now before the committee on In dustrial arts and expositions, to provide for what he designates as the Panama-Pacifi- c exposition. Representative Smith of California, on behalf of the city of San Diego, desires that it shall be the location of what be wishes to be called the Panama-Callfornlf- t exposition. It is too early yet to tell whether congress will vote money for govern ment participation In any exposition on the Pacific coast or elsewhere to be held at the time of the canal open lng. It is assured, howeverthat there will be a great celebration on the Isthmus of Panama at the time that Col. Goethala sets for the completion of the great work. Early as the day Is, It Is believed that the president of the United States and both houses of congress will go to Panama to give recognition to the completion of the canal. Whether or not there shall be a great exposition In the United States is a matter yet to be decided, but It must be said that California shows that It is very much In earnest In the matter of getting the government's sanction for a great exposition of arts, industries and manufactures on the Pacific coast in the yeart 1915, when it Is practically assured the canal will be open for traffic. Few Bills Before Congress. Considering the fact that this la a long session of congress comparatively few bills have been Introduced into either house or senate. There is a marked absence at this session of what Is known as freak bills. Members of congress are urged constantly by constituents some of whom are a little unbalanced mentally or who belong to the class of extreme enthusi asts, to put in bills which no congress possibly could be brought to pass and no committee could be made even to freak bills consider. These are Introduced by members simply to escape the constant appeals of those who want their measures at least to see the light of print. In congress there Is this winter another determined effort to lay the groundwork for a plan which when car ried to ultimate completion will result In a great boulevard running from the city of Washington to the battlefield of Gettysburg. It Is the Intention, If sanction for such a great avenue can be secured, to have it known as a memorial of Lincoln. A survey has been made of a road from Washington to Gettysburg In a straight line between the capltol and the central point of the famous battlefield, and It has been found that the road can be built without much Interference with private property. As a matter of fact the people who live along the way have expressed a desire that the work should be carried to completion. Approve Memorial Project. There are many old soldiers and men In official life whose memories go back to the Lincoln days and some of whom knew Lincoln personally, who think that the noble roadway would be the best possible memorial to the trine president. A good deal of wfl sen!uf.nt in favor of the proposition has been aroused In the country, although ;t should be said that consider able opposition has been developed, mainly because people seem to think that whatever Is done In memory of Abraham Lincoln should be done so that no real estate transactions that might be of money value to speculators should be Allowed to receive the sanction of congress. , inter-oceani- c GEORGE CLINTON. iwicia freslfg Pleasant well-inform- ed e itJp SUFFERED How Relief from ioriiaj$ Syrup f$ TERRIBLY. Distressing Kidney Trouble Was Found. LOUISVILLE, KY. Elizabeth Wolf, 388 W. Morgan St., Tipton, Mo., says: "Inflammation of the reached Its climax last spring and I suffered terribly. My back ached and pained so I could SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. X NEW YORK, N. Mrs. bladder SEEPlotf MAKE GOOD GARDENS hardly get around and tho secretions were scanty, frequent of passage and painful. I was tired all the time and very nervous. I began using Doan's Kidney Pills, and after taking a few boxes was cured and have been well ever since." Remember the name Doan's. Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster It la Impossible to Produce Abundant Crops without proper soil culture and Clean, Tested and Graded Seeds. TO-DA- Y The Barteldes Seed Co Knew the Calendar. Tbey were little girls, so small that the teacher was telling them about divisions of time, and receiving all sorts of answers to her simple questions. The little girl who lived In a boarding house was a year older than any of the others. "We have learned that years are divided Into months, months Into weeks, and weeks Into days," said the teacher. '"Now can any one tell me how the day 8 are divided?" The little girl who lived In a boarding house raised her band, and was asked to speak. "Monday's, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, beef," she said, glibly; "Friday, fish; Saturday, corned beef and beans; and Sunday, chicken." Youth's Companion. 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