Show RE RECORD CORD OLD STUFF over dver twenty five years ago I 1 wrote mete and printed in the fay okla oka forum a liale gag which was widely copied by exchanges proper credit was given but it soon was lost and the gag still apps up occasion occasion and when it appeared in this weeks ally 7 as original in some it is is interesting to watch the changes pathfinder it is interesting so jo note how grown up it lias has become As written originally it was mus rome men are so hrnry that they carry a sick s ick of dynamite in their t pocket in hopes that sanie one will hit bit them now it is told at 01 the pedestrian who hoped ap a get even with the motorist it just goes to piave piove that you yau never know how far idle bought may travel 0 i I 1 the head hd G man was picked ed by the KU criminology class as the criminal type this simply proves again that it is no not possible th judge a man by his looks A conductor on one of the transcontinental tin railways recently indulged in the now popular american pastime of poll taking his passengers geis the passengers on oil two pullman cars cam were per cent against roosevelt while the passengers on 10 day coaches were per cent for roosevelt and in an election a day coah vote counts just as much as a pullman coach ballot grand junction linel 0 dr Tow risen I 1 lil li liti L announced nis support OL of E sen boball on the ground that he be haf ha moved a great reat dial dal fatir I 1 ther maidli ou our ideals deals than any other candidate in sight in either pary y N now low it r remains to be s een cen v other ether or not the doc can deliler the iho enormous vote that he claims to con till if lie he can it vill corla mode move up the stock of a certain GOP white hope A bunch of parlor reds in princeton university have organized what they call veterans of future wars and are demanding bonus b nus for a war diey abey might le be called on to fight at some furuie date the plan is so silly it little mention but is getting get aing lots ol of it it will be ba a sorry day for this country auntry when we have lave to depend on such material matei ial to defend us it seems to me it if would be ii a good idea dea to t do some advertising of the advantages of this country among the flood floid sufferers in the east they perhaps are anxious to move to a little more settled county the record which travels to neaily every state in the union will fell bit the story and as our list increases increase i we will be able to reach m mire re orf 0 them rain arid and snow in moderate quantities are always welcome here and the moisture we deceived this week I vill will go a long ion ways towards to waris making un for he be shortage that we expected the old adage to raise all you can and can all you raise will be most appropriate this year in a canned editorial sent out by a popular service arid and which is used by a great many country papers paper the writer a tempts attempts to prave e that harry IIo Ifo udini maser madican lias has not been able to communicate with his wife from the spirit ward and sites this proof hat spirit ledurn is imagination I 1 have very little patience with such logic I 1 have never seen a true ti ue seeker after truth who failed to t convince himself of the hie fact 0 cr life after death but if a baity is determined to not believe it no on eaith 1 can convince them it is something that the believer seldom mentions and all the argument is on the other side |