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Show rr , '' THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY CORNING, OCTOBER questions? How do Jou feed these eager Utile minds entrusted to you, when they come to you for light and guidance. How do.you satisfy their seeking for knowledge? How are you fulfilling your, duty as a parent? 'They don't ask such questions, , around our little suburban home, and tcus literature; possibly to buy a I said defensively. She was waiting for me. Ah, "she children don't mop It up and book one of my books one of the but will. countered, they They like it, (jy George, we shall lick the books I am going to write Just as soon wllL'" as I have a little time.",. SUiffliig out Of them until they do. so?-makes hat thlnk you "She is not. said my Woman of For these reasons, in addition 16 our natural weaknesses, we are an Destiny. "She is here to sell you a asked, mopping my brow with the book on how to bring up children, or baby's btb. for The ladles who mark sell easy All healthy children ask queschildren's encyclopedias and books a set of 24 volumes of children's litof useful information and so forth. erature, or an encyclopedia of youth, tions," she said solemnly, It U the Inalienable At least, we should be if we had any or something. She the fifth this right of children to question in 'and If my wife were a less month." . the universe everything money around them. They are bound to downright sort of person. At It Is, ask questions." she knows how to say "N" She has Llttle Dampened, but Are they? said I, looking at two had a lot of practice In saying No." Retain to Guest. Feeling a little dampened and dis- or three of them apprehensively. So, when vacuum cleaner talesmen and subscription solicitor come to couraged. I returned to my guest, who What do you think I ought to do the door they get from her pretty greeted me with a bright and friendly about It? "Ah! she breathed. Look at this short treatment, and the same goes smile. I see that you have chil- book. for beggars. When the children come dren. said she. And she book. a to produced tell hef. that there is That, I felt, was no great trick on I don't rushing in a blind man or a man with a wooden her part. The baby was talking right know where it came from. She didn't w have it hen she came tn. She must leg at the back door she Just says: there at the top of his voice in ChiTell him we dont want any," and nese. Sylvia had Just fallen down have taken it out of her stroking. So then she told me about the book. that's that. Also to these book can- stairs. Frankie was chasing the cat I don't suppose she recited the vassers she can and does say No." with the fire shovel and a baseball But It happens that I find tt ex- had Just arrived through the dining whole book. She wasnt there more than an hour or so, though it seemed tremely difficult to aay "No' to a room window. ' Xes.", I agreed; I believe I do. Do longer. For a while I noticed that woman, partly because1! have had so she had blue eyes and rather nice little practice. And as had luck and you want some? but 'after that I didn't notice the stars have it, I was around home The question may, not have been In teeth, when the last and. fatal visitation the best of taste, and site ignored much of anything. I lost the thread her argument after about ten minof the book agent occurred. Jt. She went on. "I want to ask you of on. I looked, utes, but she went ya few questions. Why. for instance, at my watch, tookright two naps, comloung and Charming . is the snow white and why d6 the on a Girl Appears at floor! ' poem Spring, except for posed stars twinkle?" - three lines, and figured out a new An apparently young and danger' Ah, yes,, I replied. Why, in- to prune grapevines, but she was way still ously charming girl appeared at the deed?" there. along the right door. It was summer time and she What makes a kettle boil?" she of way ISomewhere sellwas gathered that she was attired In pink chiffonier or went on, evidently hungering and a twenty-volum- e family Bible or something, with ruffles and ribbons thirsting for knowledge. How many ing and. that the price was something, in the most unexpected places. She legs has a grasshopper and, If so, dollars up Ad a from twenty-fou- r didn't look like a business woman: why? Why does a bee sting? Where dollar down. Finally she went, blowshe didn't even look like a poor girl does a bee sting? What makes the kisses left at the chiland ing right working her way through college. She tide and the Democratic party? Who dren, who didnt care for them. Just looked elegant. owns the Pennsylvania railroad? "Are you Mr. Rose?" she asked. What day of the week was the Fourth New Books Arrive of 1898? in" Where Brazil In Coarse ef Time. do I. So help me, I am. said July nuta come from?" She paused for Mr. Donald Rose? said she, eviWell!" said my wife, coming In out of the kitchen as cheerful as a wet dently hardly believing her good for- breath. Very interesting." I murmured. washday. So you bought a twenty-volutune. Do I ask some now?" Himself," said I solemnly, realizCompendium of Childrens No, not yet, said she, gathering Life. Light and Literature I ing that fame had at last beaten a steam some I have more. to to was and sell about again. Did I?" path my door Whv does gasoline smell like gasoYou did. said she. my mousetraps. I want to talk to you about lit- line? Why can a cat see in the dark, In the course of time the books and who says a cat can see in the arrived, with three dollars express erature. she explained. Right there she had me. I am by dark? Where Is Kamchatka? Who charges collect. was the seventeenth president of the alThe evening after they came, we way of being book reviewer on ternate Tuesdays, and I love to talk United States? The eighteenth? The sat around, waiting eagerly for the about literature to ladles. Do come nineteenth? What material is used children to ask what makes the sea In," said L How do you do? Won't in the manufacture of rubbers? Why salt. I kept my thumb in volume IX you remove your wrap ? Have a chair, do we sneeze, and what are eyebrows at page 318 .with the answer all rea dy. But nobody asked. have a footstool, have a drink, have for?. You can't tell me." Is indeed a pleasure." How Are You We Steered the conversation a clgaret. This Fulfilling It Is." said she. fully around to the sea and to the salt, but nobody asked. We talked about My wife signaled me ominously to Your Duty as a Parent"' the seashore, and how the Jolly old the kitchen in sign language. "That "Right," I said. I can't. waves turn you upside down and fill woman is here to sell books," said "I knew It. she crowed Then what do you do you with salt water until you feel like she. Throw her out. dlsto here children ask when she is these these I (Continued on Following Fat. lovely No,' eaid; ffeawasawa - Dont Ask Me Another A - It U no aecret that at have children in our house, hot merely one or two, but a skeleton regimtnt of them. Including boyi and girls, blondcs and brunette, holy terror and htUe darAt last accounting there were ling. ten and more coming, tor all, I know. - bv found that the possession children is one of those things We of which It is difficult to keep entirely a private matter, even in the most exclusive neighborhood which ours is not. We have a lot of children and everybody seems to know it. 0 It is even impossible to keep tiie fact Of the family from the strangers in our midst, or more strictly speaki e. ing on the outside edgee of the A' glance et the rocking horse D in the ditch, the baby coach on the front porch, or the wash on the line, seems to tell the slory to even the casual observer. One looks at our domestic display and the beggar, the burglar and the income tax collector pas us by, while the old clothes dealer and the insurance man walk right s up and ring the bell. Oae Sort ef Visitor i I .. Know Oar Attitude, ! One sort of occasional v isitor seems somehow to know that we love our children with a passionate and untfreasoning devotion, and that we worry ourselves sick over their mental and cultural welfare. Mostly they are women and they sell books. At least, that is their Intention. They come for mile to seek us out, burled though we ere in rural peace and poison ivy, 1 r i and they get into our house on the i strength ol good manner and a kind smile. Once they get in, they can hardly be got out again, except by bed manners and dynamite. We are perhaps a little susceptible to books. They look well on the shelves, and both my wife and I are able to read. We are even permitting our children to read, and are trying to strew their path with the right sort We bought them a of literature. live-foshelf, though it has shrunk, to about four feet three Inches, owing to the fact that the davenport in the living room has a broken leg. We have a Shakespeare, a Pilgrim's Progress end an illustrated guide to the sesquicentennial exposition. I am still hanging on to my Greek dictionary and a textbook of trigonometry, in case they may come in bandy some 4ay. We try to keep the children away from the comic Sunday aupplement at least until we have read them ourselves. We sign their- library tickets, and pay more or less cheer- " sub-uro- a How a Family Doctor i Donald Rose Wife Files Suit To Free Self of made Millions of Friends Billy Sunday n 1 UM "Is the moon the or w him?" books for the fully they lose or damage, and also for the ones the librarians think they have lost or dam- -, aged, A parental thrill goes up and down our backs when we notice the oldest son using the dictionary, even though we discover later that he is using It for pressing wild flowers and grasses. We let the- last baby but one sit up to the table on three volumes of the World's Best Literature, and hope It may do him some good. 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