| Show PLACES A farmer writing to tho the secretary of an agricultural society says you will h have a I 1 t the h e g 0 0 d ess to enter UK me on bour 5 our list 1 at bo of r cattle ca tt 1 0 lor for a bull my dear polly I 1 am surprised at your ur taste in wearing another wor homans womans nans ko hair air on oa your head eaid smith to his wife my dear joe I 1 am equally astonished tint you persist in wearing another cheeps sheep wool on your bik bak there now I 1 A tradesman who mho failed in hanger bangor me etota on the he front sw door payment rue suspender i neighbor reading th thi laid lou not dated then ann 1 I dont intend i run out if I 1 did too the bug gisl of the san domingo commission hobt on one ian of bis kinait 0 t specimens anet a tarantula about 6 ho ri e average diamond backed terrapin the insect bit old ben wado and died in ia seven minutes london landon ledger A deacon in illinois objected to the be organ purchased based by his church and when called upon to close the services cervices vices with wilh prayer said call on the machine I 1 it if it can sins sing the glory of god it can pray too call oa the machine A ii who rashly aled for martin I 1 Tup cuppers tuppers pers autograph received by return post an autograph letter and four photographs of the proverbial philosopher taken in different positions the witty y member of the kentucky senate in tho the course of a speech on thi the list last day of the JIM session proposed the establishment of a norma normal school for legislators in every county of ho be state jlia valedictory was io in this train strain farewell senators home is ia now tho be word and my prayer is for your general particular reCon niVon non may 1 you bo be ab able e to excuse your blunders d to your constituents 0 to o live liv happy in the bosom in of your ia lamilia lami maiss liu ind and to deserve the commendations of all men A tich lich but i ignorant borant lady of based who was ambitious that her couvee conversation should bo be up to the transcendental style in Ep pealing caLing ofa of a friend said of politeness F excuse me said a wag sitting next to let her but do you not mean parallelogram I 1 of course I 1 meant parl paralle lelo lol gram grain said the ambitious allt baay laay y chow how could I 1 have made hilda such a in a k f A wealthy gentleman who owns a CUD try sent seat 1 nearly lost his bi wife abo all into a ri river let which flows throngs the estate ile iia announced the escape to lo vis lis friends expecting their con congratulations one of them an old bachelor wrote as follows 1 I always told you that river was too shallow A at lV warsaw arsaw in named Pres censky lias has j just u st completed a poly polyglot lot dictionary in twenty three languages upon which he lias has been at wol k for over seventeen eara care it Is is believed that the academy ile ademy ILL at st petersburg will publish the work at its expense marion edans george eliol IS ia mentioned by a london correspondent as 03 ono one of the most interesting and captivating of english lin glish women entirely t rely free from dogmatism egotism or pretension of any kind mrs myra ciarli gaines dec decaires lires it is u said that of more than one huud red lawyers A atho lie were opposed to her iu in her protracted suits seven committed hu abide and airty six sa drank elves to death |
