Show WHY Ill HE L WT fT R COLO Town Is Going to Be Dry DryS S Next Month Thirsty Boys Didn't Understand What Better Boulders Boulder Meant Hello Tom said a well known Main street treet thirst la last t night as an old friend walked into the saloon and called caned for a little something without anything on the side ido The last time I saw you was in in Boulder Colorado Aro Aro- you out here hereon on a visit Nope said Tom Toni as he swallowed s about tour four fingers of Kentucky dew without shedding a tear Ive left the old town for good Good of f the town eh 1 Sa Say Say dont don't try and get Naw I didn didn't t leave leav for the good of the town cause the town aint no good or at least it wont won't b be bEl after September I for lor and dont don't left my ml own good see forget it that you ou say Boulder wont won't be any good after alter next month I Why ma man Boulder is one of the best towns in Colorado I used to live th there re andI and I know Yep I used to live to-live live there too but no more of it for me lOne of the tho best towns in Colorado well wen its going to tobe tobe tobe be better better- better Better Boulder e an another anither ther and sad tak take the rest of this quarter and then lean over son and Ill I'll tell teU you something about Boulder Boulder Boul Soul der that that- you that you dont don't seem to know S The that Iou 01 old man swallowed another three fingers without any any chaser chaer and then himself on on on there has bas been a lot of f changes in Boulder since inee you left The dear old oldtown oldtown oldtown town is sure going to ruin Son you remember r that for the last lIve five or six years ears there has has' bean a fight between the goody good r goo goody people and the so called so-called sinners N o I 0 more saloons no more cards Cards' no more faro no o more roulette said the he good people Making of the tho town said the tho sinners son on we used to have a light fight every election It was booze or no booze and we won But son they done us up last April election in a way that I shall never forget foret if I live Uve to tobe tobe tobe be as old as the tho man the te preacher used to t tell about when I attended church as a kid But son thoy they did work us their methods were worthy of a Mark Han Han- na We met in convention and put up our ticket ticket called called it a Citizens' Citizens ticket goin going to win a bunch of votes by bythe the name on the ti ticket ket Well Wen they went us one better They named a ticket and headed Better Boulder what caught the miners and the bunch around town Better Boul Boul- der Son those darned fools thought when they saw the tho top of that ticket that Better Boulder meant more li licenses ii- ii i. i censes ceases for saloons less taxes for them to pay better times for everybody except except ex ex- the preachers Son Bon thase voters fell feU over oyer each other to get a hold of a Better Boulder ticket and drop it into a tin PO box where th the three throe men inca sit Ton on ejection day x 5 We didn't get wise to what was going Joing on until too late in the day to stem the tide Well WOUt when those votes w were re counted cOt that night there was nothing nothing noth noth- ing lug to it We were down arid and out good and plenty The Tho dry dIY ones ba had won the day E Every Ev Ev- ery dry saloon in the town will have to go o out of biz next month There nUn will nU n not t be any half way about the thing They have got the officers and they mean to do business Son Son aft after October 1 you cant can't buy buya a drink within fifty miles of Boulder That's why I left Im I'm no camel |