Show WHY FUNSTON'S BABE WASN'T NAMED FRED Gen Funston came home from the PhilIppines Philippines Philippines Phil Phil- and found a son eon and heir aw awaiting lUng him Immediately the General and his wife debated as to the boys boy's name Naturally Naturally Nat Nat- to Mrs Funston the General is the greatest greate L of hero heroes and ald she insists that he shall be named Frederick The warrior h however weyer declares that the boy ought to be christened MacArthur MacArthur Funston Funston Funston Fun Fun- ston for the General of that name Then l h Mis F Funston explains that a boy Should hou d bear his fathers father's name anyway The General who is only about five feet tall answers all arguments with You mr mj my dear ate are a tall tail woman The baby nine chances out of ten will be a six six and then I shall have the humiliating experience of having my son pointed out as las Big Fred Funston while my roy old name of Little Fred will stick sUck to tome me We Well We'll 11 get around that by calling him MacArthur San San Francisco News Letter Let Let- ter |