| Show TOLD ON THE QUIET I The refrigerator hats were called in I yesterday so the services of the Society So-ciety for the Prevention of Cruelty to i Policemen will not be appealed to I i A wellknown business man said yes j I terday that the week just closing was j i the best he has had since away last April He anticipates a very good I holiday trade He could sit for hours and speak Thingssublime in classic Greek He could al = o let you know How the comets come and go Ho could fathom all their tricks or our modern politics Hed describe your mind to feast PreuiAtoric man or beast Yet there were some men who said They would like to punch his bead And they said it oer and oer And they meant it more and more For the theDad Dad I Binged Bore Couldnt learn to sent the door I Washington Star S He walked up to the register in the hotel office and wrote his name John Smith How are you Im mighty glad to see you I am indeed But protested the stranger you dont know me Ive ne er been here before be-fore That doesnt make any difference differ-ence replied the clerk If you had wrestled with jitjats and maharajahs the way I have this year youd know what a comfort it is to get a man of your name into the house Ext Ex-t C S Madame Albani before making her appearance at any theatre or concert never speaks an unnecessary word all day even to her husband This is the secret of her unstained power and the I I perennial freshness of her voice My friend Hen Peck says Oh for a singer for a wife 4 Berry Wall the New York dude recntly acquired a large crimson jag and all the papers of the city devoted at least half a column each in telling I about it If the papers of this town should publish all the jags of the local dudes there would be little else to read about + A telephone girl in Charleston was I recently expelled from the Presbyterian Presbyter-ian church for helloing on Sunday She appealed to the synod and that body ordered that she be restored to all her rights and privileges as a member in full communion Her minister min-ister however has appealed the case but the girl with the silvery voice will probably come out of the contest a victor a The recent fall of snow made life once again bearable the dust no onger arising from the street sweeping machine ma-chine Saloonkeepers in Colorado are afraid that the granting of equal suffrage to women will greatly stimulate the demand de-mand for prohibition S The startling piece of news is now going the rounds and has already appeared ap-peared in at least a dozen eastern papers President Woodruff of the Mormon church is hale and hearty although 62 years old He is a little white haired man with a wisp of whiskers at his chin and faultless teeth |
