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Show - -'"iiow- the Appetite Grows. Lawyer "For the life of me I can't see .what attraction people find in this stupid game of hase ball. Some day I think I'll go out to see them make fools .of themselves." Merchant :"The idea of sane men going go-ing crazy over such a thing. Seems to me the fool-killer is badly needed nowadays." nowa-days." Time, a week later. Scene r The grand stand at the base ball grounds. Lawyer (tossing his hat in the air and yelling like a Sioux brave) "Git down, come along! dad bing my American heart, why don't you run, Mulligan?". Merchant "Shoot the umpire! Cut his heart out ! Let me get at him." Policeman "Say, you old duffers, we don't want any of this hoodlum business here. I'll fire you out if you don't shut up." |