| Show TV T. T V. V or Not TV f By ED As several of my teachers and fellow students students students stu stu- dents have inquired as to why I was so exhausted last Friday I feel that I owe them an explanation I ED have a pro pro- blem Before you ask my problem is not my girlfriends Dont Don't smirk at the estimate I took a ahead ahead ahead head count last week Nor Noris is it my grades I understand understand understand under under- stand that E stands for Excellent My problem can be summarized in one word TELEVISION Last Thursday evening I had been thumbing through the TV log and somehow fell asleep I had the weirdest dream of my life and Ive I've had some strange ones in my day Television had conquered conquered conquered con con- the Tech Some of it was for the better Such as Lenny and taking control of the computer lab Sam liked them better than anyone else else else- myself included Dr Cowgill had been replaced by The uThe Fonz and nobody noticed the change except the secretaries secretaries secretaries sec sec- who spent four hours driving though the valley looking for Inspiration Inspiration Inspiration tion Point The cafeteria workers were replaced by Alice Flo Mel and Vera The only noticeable change was a marked increase of truck driving customers The Health department had been taken over by two very distinguished gentlemen One was Dr Quincy who immediately went to work determining why so many people were being bored to death by Accounting The other was Dr BF Hawkeye Pierce who declared a sudden recess and went right to work building a astill astill astill still in the faculty lounge He wasn't alone Laverne and Shirley were waiting to cap the bottles Everything was taken over Even Points West Lou Grant and Company had taken it over over over- overall all except except except ex ex- my column I was replaced replaced replaced re re- placed by by- by of all people people- Richie Cunningham Now wait a minute I knew I Iwas Iwas Iwas was warm and lovable But Bu t Really |
