Show Wanted One Millionaire by Joe Shelton Two or three times a month we can find a story in the newspapers about some lonely old millionaire millionaire millionaire mil mil- who donates a huge amount of money to a university or college in hopes of having a library or concert hall named after him A pleasing way to exit the earth knowing that his name is scribbled in brick across a rat laboratory somehow puts a smile on the dearly departed's departed's departed's de de- parted's face Governor Scott Mattheson Matthe- Matthe son in all of his asked and received a four percent cutback in state spending Utah Technical College will lose forcing several academic programs into the just another memory ory Instructors with want-ads want tucked under their arms will find themselves themselves themselves them them- selves sharing war stories in long block-long unemployment ment lines Auto Body Repair trainees train train- ees can always transfer their talents to a floriculture floriculture floriculture flori flori- culture class Motel Hotel-Motel management personnel might want to consider a career in food services except except except ex ex- food services may get the ax too In which case everyone can enter the fascinating field of electric dentures If you are an accounting student student student stu stu- dent relax your program will not be cancelled Of course by the time you graduate computers willbe will willbe willbe be handling everyone's bookkeeping so you will not be able to find a job No one seems to have a solution to the tech's monetary dilemma What we need to do is locate a lonely old millionaire who doesn't need and promise him a parking stall in his name Or we could erect a statue of this generous indi individual vidual in the College Center Cafeteria with this helpful message inscribed on his belt Anyone Anyone Anyone Any Any- one Who Eats Here Is Certainly Certainly Certainly Dedicated n |