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Show DEAR CUBBY: "My authority says it is true" . . . "That's just too bad. Examples have proved that it can't be done." . . . "It can too!" "It can't either!" . . . "Sez you. Black Sambo did too eat three dozen hot-cakes." . . . "Oh, how waffle." waf-fle." . . . Cub, ole kid, here it is fifth period and debate. There is a terrific fight going on in here and I'm taking notes on it, at least I look like I am. What a battle L They are now trying to prove that gall stones were tablets tab-lets the ancient Gauls used to write on. Well, they can fight it out. I'm going to relax . . . Jeanne Bemis has the most expressive hands, and they hold George Bradshaw spellbound, too. Henceforth and forever, Glenn Jones and Lester Haymore will be known as the "Stasti-cal "Stasti-cal Staff" owing to their good work with figures. To whom it may concern, Mary Hansen is not going steady . . . Howard is not so 'Green', is he Rhea? . . . Bill Leiter goes out with college col-lege girls, wonder why he doesn't give South girls a chance? Cross your fingers gals . . . Carol Jones has the most super-devastating eyes ... Ho hum-ah to be up town at a show. They have some of the best looking ushers at Evidence cards? Why must she ask for them now! Here they are. Whew, thought I'd lost them . . . I've never seen anyone who looks so intelligent, and lives up to it ,as Ray Rackley. ' Any resemblance to this and our actual debate de-bate class is purely co-incidental, and if yon don't believe it just read our press notices after tournaments. Nosey Cubs. |