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Show Lovelorn Lonnie . . . This column is for the purpose of solving the problems of the student body. Contributions are taken, and will be gladly answered answer-ed if there is an answer. Dear Lonnie: I have a problem, (sob). How can I keep all those cute girls from dashin,g to the window when HIS little coupe drives up after sixth period? Beverly My Dear: You musn't worry, Beverly. Things are seldom what they seem. The man-shortage makes the gals ache for the sight of a good-looking man. He is safe as long as you keep the mob at a distance. There is no way to keep the girls from staring Ah! Out of the way, here he comes! Lonnie Dear Lonnie: My problem concerns the lunch-time lunch-time conversations of my "0 and O". How can I make him change the subject? I feel sure you can help me in this urgent matter. . - ...... Thanks, Adelaide. Deai-est Adelaide: The only decision I can reach in your case is one I do not feel will work, knowing your "0 and O". Keep him supplied with lots and lots of food, and maybe there won't be time for him to engage in one of his rare conversations. Hoping your problem works out. Lonnie Dear Lonnie: I'll come to the point. How can I keep Mamie going steady with me? I'm told she follows the rule of woman's privilege to change her mind. Please answer soon. Jimmy. Dear Jimmie: I'm afraid you will have to figure that out yourself, as I am not well acquainted wth the particulars par-ticulars of the case. Perhaps I can be of aid another time. Lonnie. a |