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Machine o Tub Frpk for five years again-- t accident breakage wer fire tornado lightThi thowt out ning and water faith in teFHEE S e wing M achine yhlnK what this means? “lhat if you break (be whole neck er any putt (needle twit ef attachment It will be replaced to yon without charce tk) I t Send for our booklet "In the Day’s Work’1 Fbib Sewing Machine Co Chicago III Salina Co-o- p Store of His Daily You will eat by In that glorious Work and pray You'll get pie In and by land above the sky live on hay the sky when you die That was the nearest approach to When It was over the weary comedy ones who had spent their bed money struck out for busy corners to try and find “live ones” and “mooch” another dime The proceeds of the show went to ward defraying the expenses of an official labor agent for the Internation association al Welfare Brotherhood Bone as a Dray “Horse” West Uodlesak we have musical Vice Pres CHARLES LAMMERSDORF Capitalist Salt Lake City FARRELL Director National Copper Bank Salt Lake P C SCOItUP Farmer anil Stockman CHRIS JORGENSEN Farmer H 8 GATES Farmer and Sheepman W H BROWN Manager Salina H B CRANDALL Director Payson Exchange Bank av LUMBER LUMBER Nephi Plaster Portland Cement and a fine line of Builders Doors Windows Hardware Phone 16 Black Moulding JOHN ARNESON LUMBER CO Why not say Hello to them? all want to talk to you over tho ’phone Better have it put in Your friends With a Salina telephone In yonr home yon oan ran errands go shopping do bnsiitat sto without leaving homo Yon will on joy tho oon vastsnooWhy not have It? Get stmnsotsd this sowing wash SAUNA TELEPHONE COMPANY 3 C YOU CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT MEATS And i'W GEtOC’lilES the vary Best Place to buy them is at Th White Front wbr I LUInJu o p"c”“Jtr“tore very best in town THE Magazine that mnl— Fact marw fanetxurtfaig Fiction Vmttsn so you can IT" UNDERSTAND fit CRLVdfttloiid Story of fth World's Proxrou which yJu may begin reading at any time and which will hold your interest forever it running in Popul&r Mechanics Magazine comedy Alasl do you take It so hard? “Why NoBeing divorced Is very common body will think anything of It after the first week or two” "I know but It Is going to he awYou see my husfully humiliating band and I are both Just ordinary peoI have never written a book or ple developed a talent for the stage and he Is nothing but a business man so neither of us can set up a claim to of an artistic temperathe possession City Are you rending It Two millions of your neighbors ore and it it the favorite magazine li Ihoueanda of tha beat American homea It appeala to all classes— old and young — man and women— those who know and thoaa who want to know 2S0 MOSS SACK SOD WICTUNtS tOO ARTICLES OK OINERAL INTBREST The "Sho Notes” Department (20 pages) givea easy ways to do thmga— how to make useful articles for home and shop repairs etc “Amatanr Mechanics ” 13 pages) tells how to maks Mission furniture wireless outfits boats engines magic and all the thmga a boy loves AO PEN YEAR SINAIA COPIES IS CENTS WRITS rOR Nwd)r FUSS IAMPLS POPULAR r COPY TODAY MECHANICS CO ment” LSYour Printing If it is worth doing at all it’s worth ing well do- First class work at all times is our motto Let us figure Appreciation There was a man In our town And he was wondrous wise But he was punk at pulling down or long flies Say You! Therefore nobody seemed to care How very wise he’d grown His neighbors were all unaware That he was widely known - with you on your next job Counting A catcher made us glad We praised him for his vim And gave with all the cheers we had A line gold watch to him Your Money "It said “Nig" "Nig" is a great black Newfoundland dog weighing 130 pounds and each day he works for his living though only three years old He seems to wagou enjoy pulling a loaded with enough lumber or wood to tax the strength of a small horse owner and chum Frank "Nig’s” says he gets crosB If not allowed to work at least enough to earn his living’ so In loafing hours “Nig” is kept chained After “Nig” has hauled in enough wood for the Podlesak family's kindling or enough lumber to build the chicken coops Frank quite often becomes drayman for the neighbors making trips with "Nig” way down in the river flats and to grocery store® "NUT also is guardian of the Podle- - know why do you?’’ CRANDALL B Where It Probably Came Prom wasn’t It who was Napoleon ‘God Is on the side of the heav- OHIO— Two familiar 33S9 around blocks street are Frank thirteen years old and CLEVELAND V 'i xk-A- iest battalions?”’ "It Is supposed that Napoleon said is that the It but the fact probably Jm silk family milk supply When Bossy the cow strays away and cannot be found by the five small Podlesaks "Nig" is put on Bossy's trail and li sure to return with her When a big circus was here Frank says a showman of the circus tried to buy “Nig" but he was not for sale Though the Podlesaks have a horse "Nig” stands first in the family affections especially with the children And Bmall wonder for he saves them many steps and la a dog that really works for a living i 1 11 DIRECTORS caused a small sensation and all the fishermen on the pier put down their rods to have a look at the monster This crab was not only larger than any other ever taken at this point but In other ways it is said to be the most marvelous' for on the back of its shell it had a man’s face done in water colors The face had been painted by an artist of no mean ability and It depicted a man who had looked long upon the cup that cheers The eyes were half closed and the nose was very red The entire shell was taken up with the features of a Broadway "rounder” Mr Leahy who is a member of one of the fishing clubs of the beacji and is fond of his little Joke Is accused of having bad the crab decorated in advance and to have hooked it on his line when no one was looking but this he stoutly denies Old fishermen say the crab Is at Tha busy professors are alwaya leaBt one hundred years old but the Explaining old notions away the painting They tell us that people may fatten best experts pronounce On less than a a to be of recent origin Whatever the One says that an quarteror an day onion egg antecedents of the crab may be or Its Contains enough strength for a meal cupful of rice aays another there A Will previous condition of servitude us furnish muscles ot steel are at least half a hundred witnesses to declare that It was pulled from the We hear that tea water will give us The life everlasting we crave bay by Mr Lesfny which taste They tell us that things pleasant All hurry ua on to the grave to our palates Him Whatever appeals warn us to shun They earnestly We are told that the pancake Is deadly Thst suicide lurks In the bun rubbed equally begrimed faces and a few torn bandannas appeared The gloom was made even more gloomy and a shudder went through the audience as he encored with “The Dope Fiend’’ Then came two more “jolly knights of tha road” whose offering was anything but Upon accordion and guitar they played “My Old Kentucky Home” This started singing Somebody was the song: JAMES FARRELL' Cashier LAMMERSDORF Pres CHAS Dares Her to Chase Scktttific jliiitrlcaa I he Jamaica Bay for Postal Savings Funds at Trade Copyriohto klh AnfOitttndlnf Bold in United States Depositary JAMES I— The meanest RIVERHEAD L world is at large someWe must chew every mouthful a minute where on Long Island If we drink at our meals we will die One day recently he looked into the The wise men of science Inform us That bombs are less deadly than pie fruit Btore of Samuel Gordon on Main They say we must turn from the oyster street in Patchogue Nothing much And also eliminate fish is ever doing in Patchogue and this Torpedoes and mines are as nothing was a particularly dull day Nobody Compared with the dread cbaflng dish was visible in the store But subsePerhaps they are right but no matter quent developments indicate that this Processions still wind to the graves Therefore let’s eat drink and be merry pesky marauder made a careful Let the appetite have what It cravea about made a low bow and said with nevertheless He entered in a bold and sprightly a broader grin: "I dare you to chase For with flretrapa trolleys grade crossings or me” manner and without hesitation The switches misplaced and the gay As the reader may have surmised haste opened the cash drawer and pi ad assassins out automoblling What show could we have anyway? He It was Mrs Gordon behind the screen Jauntily inspected its contents did not seem in the least surprised What he probably has not surmised is Not when a head appeared above the top that she was in the act of taking a Evidently to unconventional of a big screen In the rear of the store bath Somewhat “My dear fellow" said the manager and a startled feminine voice gasped be sure but Patchogue is Patchogue to the young ifuthor "there are some "Well of all things!" In fact he also beautifully primitive and simple witty lines In this musical comedy of "I thought” said Mrs Gordon afteryours and It has a much better plot merely looked up and grinned and calmly proceeded to transfer all the ward "of wrapping myself In two than such things generally have but Turkish towels but I couldn’t find any It will never do I couldn’t think of cash in the drawer to his pockets But presently the Bame feminine pins And there he was emptying the producing It” "What’s the main objection?” voice proceeding ’from the aforesaid money drawer And there I was It “The scene Is laid avyay up in thfc visage above the screen shrieked: was only $8 he got but dear me it “Help! Police!” Even this did not would have been the same if It had polar regions and of course It would And when it been $800 Indeed I wouldn’t have look ridiculous seem to disturb him If we didn’t have the was followed by "Stop thief!” as he' run out to catch him if It had been chorus pretty warmly It clothed reached the door he merely turned $8000000” would never do for girls whose skirts reached only to their knees and whose waists were cut very very low to Hobo Benefit come dancing in where everything Pathos in the Comedy of Actors was supposed to be covered with snow the poorly lighted stage He recited and Ice” “But why not let the ladles be the old old "Face on the Barroom Floor” And there were no shouts dressed as If for cold weather?” don’t when he finished “What? Say I guess hand3 you Begrimed Who repairs and cleans clothes? — YORK — That there are fish In the sea than ever have been caught Is a proverb that will have to move along to keep up with a creature taken out of Jamaica bay by John Leahy of the Bronx the other day Mr Leahy has the reputation of being one of the best amateur clam diggers that ever plied his trade along Rockaway beach but he added to his when he caught the largreputation est horseshoe crab the oldest inhabitant of the beach has ever seen The crab in addition to being more than a foot wide across the narrowest part of Its back and fully eighteen inches long not counting its tall was taken from the end of the pier at Holland satlon The fact that horseshoe crabs seldom take a hook and the add- ed Tact that this one was a whale compared to others taken in the bay NEW Sprightly Who’s Your - of Salina HENRY HOWLAND Gurt House Richfield Ut JL-- cheap saying young man who wrote the magazine articles Invented ” the Sure to Win “What makes you so pensive Geraldine?” "I was Just thinking” replied the a lovely plan It “what sweet girl would Be to give trading stamps with every proposal when I go to the sea- TTOW about that printing job you’re In need of? shore” Last Chance The ordinary man feels that If he falls at everything else he can make a good living raising chickens The woman feels that If worse average ever comes to worst she roomers In and sew ta a boot it at yonr first opportunity Don't watt until thn very last moment but givo ns a littln time and well show yon what high grade work Ir css turn oat Com C y will occupy your entire time when you become a regular advertiser In THIS PAPER Unless you have an antipathy for labor of this kind call ua up and we’ll be glad to come and talk over our proposition |