Show A Carat Diamond $150 UTAH’S CROP STATISTICS DoctorsSaid Hb Would Dio I Guaranteed perfect cut spotless Some larger and and flawless some smaller at the same rate Come in and look them over beauties are They — UeeIAm SALT LAKE Cim UTAH Bffiggg Her Knowledge Caroline Hazard at a said college Wellesley apropos of the girl graduate: "May none of our graduates have a such said of them thing as was once said of a Western girl “This girl in taking leave of her dean murmured: “ ’Good-bI am Indebtprofessor ed to you for all I know “ ‘Oh’ ‘pray said the professor don’t mention such a trifle”’ President at $1307520 FOUND who died In Salt In the house of John Hallln in cash 076 Lake the police discovered moat of it in a this on By keeping the premiers Hallln while alive ran a risk oi tas murdered for bis money A fire Inadvertently started would have destroyed the currency the entire amount might have been lost or stolen If Hallln bad placed the cash in a aavlnga count there never would have been danger to In him or to the money years and 8 mouths at 4 per cent compound Interest he would have Sad 12615040— double the original amount Do not board like Haltin but save sensibly and get the benefit of 4' per cent compound interest Send and safety You can bank here by mall tor Illustrated booklet WALKER BROTHERS BANKERS Salt taka City Founded 1859 California oul N E A Convention Rates On sale June 27th to July 6th inclusive also July 7th Salt Lake City to Los Angelas returning limit Septemvia Pan Francisco ber 151V 83575 On same dates Oregon Short line and Western Pacific ftt Salt Lake will sell tickets In reverse our line direction at returning eavne rates) TO cLoa’-' Angeles returning through San Francisco and Portland limit September 15tli$5575 LOS ANGELES Salt Lake City to Los Angeles and return tickets on sale dally until September 30th final limit 31 1911 October 84000 For farther Information call on your local agent or write to T C Peck G P A Los Angeles Cal G P A Main J H Mamierfteld Street Salt Lake City Utah A POSITIVE and CURE FOR Drunkenness and Opium Diseases treated rickattt Tier ae publicity privately m it their ewa Street Salt Lake City Swtk STITUTE 334 co ITT MAIN NT NAorrmmtONAL BALT O ITT and amataun nmqto fJTPIttr KODAK KINfHINQ UPUfS MEN AND WOMEN to Learn BurberTrade in Eight Weeks Tuitioo with set of tools Srf With partial set of tools With your own tools £5 Address Moler Barber College IS Commercial Street Balt Lake City Utah WANTED Just a Safeguard “George dear Just one more question and I promise not to bother you any more during the game” she pleaded according to the Detroit Tree Press is it now?” “Well said what Ceorge impatiently “Tell me why the catcher wears on his face?" that funny wire thing “Oh sometimes the catcher gets decision" said mad at the umpire's “Some day he might get too George mad and bite the umpire and as they don’t want that to happen they muzzle 11m” All In the Honor the best Lincoln stories told that of the man who asked the president how he liked his job Linhim coln said the question reminded mf a man In Illinois who was treated to a coat of tar and feathers and rode He was asked nut of town on a rail how he liked it and replied that If It was not for the honor of the thing he would rather have gone on foot — HusOne of la ton Record The Usual Result “Yes Charlie Is as brave as a stack Did yon hear about his darof lions to arrest him?’ ing a policeman Geef What happened?” "No! “He was arrested”— Cleveland Plain Dealer The Difficulty “What's the hardest thing you encountered In flying?” queried she "At the present stage of the game” rubreturned the aviator tenderly “the hardest th'ng we bing a hump encounter is the earth” — Puck J A Preliminary Statement of Thirteenth Results Issued by the Census Bureau I Friend’s Advice Saves Life to speak of the wonderful cure that 1 have received from your noted t the great kidney and bladder cure Last summer I waa taken with severe pains in my back and sides I could not breathe without difficulty and Washington— StatisLus relative to was wild with the desire to urinate the leading crops for the state of Utah Wag nearly compelled to do so every ten mincollected at the Thirteenth Decennial utes with the passage of pure blood with Census I tried all the different docApril 15 1910 are contained the urine In an official statement Issued July tors from far and near but they said it was no use to doctor as I would die any12 by Acting Census Director Falkner 1 was at the end of my rope and It Is based on tabular summaries pre- way was so miserable with pain and ths ANCIENT DANCE OF DEATH pared under the direction of Dr Le thought that I must die that words canchief statistician for not tell how I felt One day a friend told Grand Powers On the road from Trent to Madonna agriculture In the Bureau of Census me of the wonderful help she had received di Camplgllo a little to the north of t She gave The figures gre preliminary and sub- from Dr Kilmer’s Plnzolo stands the interesting mortuone of your pamuphlcts which 1 read ject to slight revision later when a me and determined to try t After ary chapel of San Vigillo which bears few- other farms whose returns now Have taking half a bottle I felt better upon its south wall a painting of the incomplete will be Included in the now taken ten bottles and am well as 1 “Dance of Death" (dated 1569) and final tables It is not expected that ever was thanks to 1 wish t some verses in Italian these additions will materially modi- to tell all suffering people that have kidThe “Dance of Death” like the fy the amounts or rates given in the ney liver or bladder trouble that Dr KilPassion Play and the ewly mer’s ia the best medicine oo t present statement English mystery playB was origThe leading crops of the state for theAUmarket a spectacular play of persons doubting this statement can inally 1909 ranked In (he order of valuawrite to me and I wiU answer them origin It has been traced tion were: Hay and forage $7430 Yours very trulv rectly back to the middle of the 000 wheat $3765000 oats $1671000 CLYDE F CAMERER century in which the freRosalie Wash and barley $374000 potatoes quent destructive epidemics brought Subscribed and sworn to before me this vividly before the people the subject 23rd day of July 19C9 Increase in Hay and Forage of death and Its universal VERNE TOWNE Notary Public swey over mankind The dramatic movement Hay and forage showed an Increase Letter to then developing led to Its treatment In of 17354 acres or 45 percent between ft Blsfffctatoa 1899 and 1909 From 65214 acres in the dramatic form In these plays Prove What Will Do For Yoa Death appeared not as a destroyer but 1879 hay and forage increased to Dr Kilmer & Co BinghamSend to as a messenger of Qod summoning 159368 in 1889 to 388043 In 1899 and bottle ton N Y tor a It will men to the world beyond the grave a Hence dur- convince anyone sample again to 405397 In 1909 You will also receive familiar alike to Holy conception ing the hay a booklet of valuable information telling' period Writ and the ancient poets At the and fofage has Increased Its acreage all about the kidneys and bladder When first of these observances Death and more than five times The total yield writing be anre and mention this psper his victims moved at a slow and digPriie in 1909 was 1015913 tons tbe aver- For sale at all drag stores and nified pace But later Death conage yield per acre 25 tons the averceived as acting the part of a mesage value per acre $1835 senger naturally took the attitude and Burglar Befriended Him Decrease in Wheat A burglar was arrested for robbing movement of the traditional messenWheat in tbe decade from 1S99 to a house up the state some time since gers of that period— namely the 1909 decreased 10812 acres or 57 and the next dlers and musicians —and the “Dance morning the victim rushper cent From 72642 acres in 1870 ed wildly Into tbe magistrate’s office of Death” was the result wheat Increased to 8450o in 1889 to As soon as he could get his breath to The purport of the play wee to teach 189235 to In 1899 In and fell 178423 the truth that all men must die and working again he told the official that 1909 The aggregate ylea In 1909 was he had come to see about the pristhat they should therefore prepare bushels 3943910 of which2388663 oner themselves to appear before their bushels was winter wheat The aver“Glad you came down” was the afThe scene of the play was Judge fable response of the magistrate “I age yield per acre waB 22 bushels or tho churchusually the cemetery the average value per acre $2110 in rare instances suppose you want to appear against the church yard him” Itself ( V ' vi The spectacle was opened by Oats Nearly Double a sermon on the certainty of death de“Well I guess not!” exclaimed v the Oats during the decade A livered by a monk “I want to victim with a glad smile Increased 37422 acres or 862 per At the close of the sermon there cent From 19525 acres In 1879 oats kiss him on the brow and give him came forth from the charnel house a $10 Among other things that he stole Though the British archaeologists who have been excavating at Jerusalem Increased to 22747 in 1889 to 43394 m from the house was a number of figures dressed In the trapackage of love deny that they stole the ark and other precious relicts of the Jews they did 1899 and to 80816 In 1909 a constant letters ditional garb of Death a that I wrote to my wife before discoveries make some interesting The total we They decided that the ancient city of and consistent Increase were married” yellowish linen suit painted to resem- David was not on Mount Zion but on Mount Ophel a shaft yield In 1909 was 3221289 bushels They reopened ble a skeleton One of these addressed discovered by Sir Charles Warren In the sixties and had not driven tunnela the average yield per acre 40 bushels thelntended victim who was Invited far under Ophel Trying to Be Witty before they found natural caves and human bodies on natural the average value per acre $2070 to accompany him beyond the grave They were sitting In the parlor with of rock These were evidently the remains of Jebusites burled before thelves A Gain In Potatoes The invitation was not accepted and David the lights turned low The hour was took Jerusalem and probably date from about the year 3000 B C various reasons were given for deDuring the decade ending in 1909 pretty late He and she had talked potatoes Increased 3777 acreB or 362 about everything from the weather to clining it but all such reasons were declared to be Insufficient and Death HORSE - ATE HER the right The duck is one of a fam- per cent From 1879 when 780Q tbe latest shows He yawned and ehe HAT NEW A secAnally led away his victimily hatched out by a hen eix weeks ago acres were harvested potatoes (ell to yawned but he made no attempt to ond messenger seized the hand of a and Is apparently as healthy as its 6591 In 1889 but rose to 10433 In move toward home and she waa beThe incident happened aboard a new victim a third did likewise and sisters and brothers 14210 In 1909 1899 to agand The quacking coming weary railroad ferryboat and to on until the usual number 24 had Long Island “I heard a noise At last she said: gregate yield In 1909 was 2409093 the boat was crowded Talking with CHAIR FIT FOR A GIANT been led away This terminated the bushels the average yield per acre outside just now I wonder If It cpuld was a forward friends play which was followed by a second 170 bushels the average value per be burglars?" woman whose bat was of tbe young sermon emphasizing the lesson of tbe Of course he tried to be funny acre $6150 latest style trimmed with something representation “Maybe it was the night falling?” Barley Triple resembling ribbon grass’ A horse saw tbe bat trimming as It swayed In The Increase In barley for the de- be said “O I guess not” she exclaimed OF ADEN front of bis nostrils sniffed a bit and CAMEL 18108 cade from 1899 to 1909 was then craned bis neck to get nearer acres or 2095 per cent Starting with “guesB it was the day breaking” of he) Then be suddenly nibbled the material 11268 acres In 1879 fell to (Hasty exit barley bo thought was grass and held It 6440 in 1889 rose to 8644 In 1899 and The Girl’s Handicap ” firmly In his Jaws to 26752 in 1909 Tbe total yield In In her pretty new frock sister Mabel Greatly frightened the woman did 1909 was 891471 bushels the aver- felt proud as she sat on tbe front not move but uttered a few shrieks the step quite age yield per pere 33 bushels and watched Borne boys playing which brought several men to her value per acre $1765 average on the sidewalk side They were cruel enough to laugh Crop Comparisons After a time one little boy oeme up Drivers gathered around the horse and jfwfe The cereals had au aggregate acre- to talk to her and to admire la bis tried vainly to coax him to release age of 298613 acres In T909 as com- rough little way her bright shiny tbe trimming Finally a garden truck 1899 shoes an in 255699 to and pink sash increase a carrots In of pared bunch vender placed "See my nice square-cu-t waist” excent of 42914 acres or 168 per front of the horse and the trick was Among the cereals wheat exceeded all claimed the girlie “and my nioe coral done He opened bis jaws for the Don’t you wish you wuz a others in acreage and value being beads! Aden the Arabian seaport whicb £ tempting vegetables and the Impris" sLgiSr equal to about 60 per cent of the total girl?” longs to Great Britain and which has oned trimming was liberated "1 “No replied the boy been called the Gibraltar of the East acreage and total value Oats ranked second Is situated on a barren peninsula and having an acreage and value wouldn't want to be any girl at all ' WITH LEGS DUCK FOUR Is exceedingly less than Water has to be as great as wheat because lookle bow much mere neck dry distributed continually and one of the per you haf to wash” Among the things to be seen in the The average value of cereals t In the poultry collection belonging curiosities of the place is the International exposition of Industries acre in 1909 was $2040 slightly over WRONG SORT It to Moses Derrlcott of Mabonoy City and arts at Turin Italy is the won- that of which Is drawn by a camel hay and forage and about Perhaps Plain Old Meat Potatoea and of never falls to excite the risibilities Pa is a duck which has four legs derful chair a photograph of which Is With the exthat of potatoes Bread May Be Against You tbe many tourists who stop there on fully formed and equipped Unfortu- herewith reproduced It was made by ception of buckwheat wheat showed i for a Time their way to and from the Orient by nately for the duck the two extra feet an English carpenter and Is about ten the highest average value per acre are on the left Bide and keep It going feet high way of the Suez canal forOf the hay and rye the lowest A change to the right kind of food alfalfa ranked first not can lift one from a sick bed A lady age crops FATE OF SCHOOL OF WHALES only in value but also In acreage In Welden says: s being equal to more than t with “Last spring I became of the severe stomach troubles accompanied respectively A remarkable Incident has taken and I got worse and place on the coast of Perkins Island total acreage and total value of the by sick headache and forage crop entire worse “Wild I became low could I until fewer so no hay than thin Tasmania) (North retain any food at all almonster whales having been salt or prairie grasses” with a much scarcely less acreage and value stood second though I tried about every kind amon stranded there Tbe whales “I had become completely discourwfllch there was only one cow quae The value of the hay and forage crop reled and in chasing the female en exceeded that of the combined cereals aged and given up all hope and to All attempted to There were a number of miscellanthought I was doomed to starve tered the shallows Jump backward into deep water only eous crops and the most of them were death until one day my husband tryto fall In every effort As the tide r well above the more usual crops in ing to find something I could retain were left value per acre brought home some ceded the huge animals “To my surprise the food agreed floundering on tbe sands in which they with me digested perfectly and withAccording to Schedule half burled themselves in their strug I began to gain strength Policeman — “How long are you go- out distress gles Unable to help themselves they at once My flesh (which had been perished in a short time A number ing to be In New York?” o I persons who saw the spectacle Hiram — y’ see I’m town flabby) grew firmer my health imformed a syndicate with a capital of constable so I got to be back in time proved in every way and every day £300 to recover the ambergris from to arrest Cy Henders for gettin’ tipsy and in a very few weeks I gained 20 pounds in weight the carcasses They have already ob- next Sat’day night”— Judge "I liked so well that for tained three thousand pounds of tbe ' ' His Peep at Royalty four months I ate no other food and valuable commodity always felt as well satisfied after eat“Did you ever gaze on royalty?” as had down I to a fine bansat if ing once “Just It cost me $373 and VAST SALT BEDS IN KANSAS the chap who held it drew two cards quet “I had no return of the miserable Free Press too”—Detroit a or oil of company Instead gas 1 sick stomach nor of the headaches prospecting in Lincoln county KanDad Never Wine that I used to have when I ate other 0 bait at a depth of sas encountered 1 am now a well woman doing has food “Daughter I see your class 574 feet Since then the prospect In dollar gowns all my own work again and feel that hole has been put down to 700 feet agreed to graduate life Is worth living and the drill Is still In salt It Is be- So you won’t need that $50 I prom food has been a Godlieved the bed is 200 feet thick A lsed you” 1 can “Yes dad I shall use the send to my family It surely saved my statistician has figured that there are life and my two little boys have more than 20000000000000 barrels of rest of the money for orchids” on It wonderfully” Name thriven Tbe deposit as outWe all have heard of speaking likenesses and howling wildernesses but salt in Kansas Why She Goes given by Postum Co Battle Creek of a house at Jeypore India that actually tinge lined is 150 miles long and 40 miles here is the photograph "Why do you always take your wife Mich Is of aeolian construction and the wind makes a tinging noise wide and covers an area of about The building Read the little book “Tbe Road to on She doesn'i fishing trips? your is It sweeps around the curiously carved niches and eavee of the house For 6000 square miles practically In tbe Wellville” In pkgs “There’s a reason” a long time the building’ music waa a mystery An American engineer visitcenter of tbe state from tbe north enjoy fishing” A new read the abm lettert “I know but we’ve got to have some oneEtpr of the buildfrom time to tfcroe They appear boundary to the south The beds range ing Jeypore found a solution to tho puzzle in the construction true aad Cull of human one along to clean the fish we catch' are genuine ing nd In the material It Is built of—a parous cork (tone which is often used from 400 to 1000 feet below tbe surInterest —Detroit Free 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