Show HUSBAND WAS A LAWYER CHIT GIJDIIICE Tariff Board Will Tell Only Facts and Conditions REPORT IS EAGERLY AWAITED Candidates In Congress Display Modesty In Their BioFisher graphies — Secretary Hopes to End Alaska Muddle Presidential monument do you wish put over husband? Weeds — You can carve any I suppose? Man— Oh! The Tombstone yes ma’am Weeds — Then Mrs make the statute of limitations I’ve often heard my husband mention that your Mrs figure He Knew Her Well old man make yourself comfortable and let’s talk over the good old times We haven’t seen each other since we were boys together I told you I was married didn’t I? By ’ the way did you ever live in "Now "Yes I lived there three 'years” "Ever meet Miss Katlsh?” “Ha! ha! Why I was engaged to her! But that’s nothing— all the fellows In my crowd were engaged to her at one time or another I see you’ve lived In Palnesvllle Why did you ask about her In particular? Come — confess ?” "Why I— er — I married her” Not Uncommon" Fallacy “Why do you Insist on Investing home money away from your town?” “Well" replied Farmer Corntossel Tve got a good deal of local pride I have and I regard the people in this here township as bein’ so smart that none of ’em Is goln’ to let any real bargains git away from him” your Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle ot a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children and see that it Bears the Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria CASTORLA The Lingering Kind Lady — Guard will I have to my friends? say — Afraid not miss This train Guard leaves In two hours and a half — Sacred Heart Review Young time to “The cry the state of Awful of Potts when he found his boot was harrowing” “Why so?” “Because it was the cry of a lost sole” Dr Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach liver and bowels tiny granules easy to take Do not gripe As a man grows older he sees in himself every day that is calculated to make him a little less conceited The Best Farm and Home Locations are In the Southeast United States along the lines of the Southern Railway Mobile & Ohio K K and Georgia Southern & Florida Ry UNO $10 and up can he obtained In numerous desirable localities supporting good churches achosls stores and improved highways abundantly in nearly all parts of the Southeast Many acres are prodtic In 4 to 6 tons per season the crop selling to per ton locally n from pay big returns and either is conducted at smaller cost than in Luxuriany other section of the country ant pasturage and forage crops the whole year 'round are the reasons for this Beef pork are produced at to 4 cents per sound are today some of the best paying crops of the South The Virginia Carolina Tennessee and Georgia apples are fast coming into universal demand andbringing prices that net growers large profits All of these are obtained on land costing less per acre than the returns of one six year old apple tree In the year Everyday These long one can work in his fields Beasons allow raising two and three crops from th same Boil each year Twice a month Write for rates and full particulars today regarding agricultural mineral and geographical conditions cluding free subscription to the Southern Field will be sent you Address CHAS S CHASE Western Apt Room 209 Chemical Bid SLLoula Mo Thompson’s Eye Wafer nMnllilkolirlWhHawlMa'h4 TAKE A DOSE OF pnso’s fo r COUCHS 6 COUPS By GEORGE CLINTON — In President’s Taft's Washington message suggesting changes In the bill the report of the tariff board will loom large The members of the tariff board have been working with less trumpeting than has sounded aboVe the deliberations of any other government commission In history At the outset the themselves Siembers either Impressed Impressed on them that the tariff was a ticklish thing and that anything they might aay concerning their work would he construed by as being Democrats or by Republicans partisan ar as showing a leaning toward hlgn rates or toward low rates The business of the tariff board has been to find out conditions the difference in cost of production at borne and abroad ' and the cost of manufactures It seems to have been the that tbe report general impression which soon will be sent to congress conwill contain recommendations cerning the lowering or the raising of some of tbe duties It will contain nothing of the sort for specifically the board from recomIs Inhibited mending anything to congress All it can do and all It has done Is to put forth facts as It haB found them leaving congress and the country to draw their own conclusions as to whether duties on the articles are too high or too low’ James G Blaine 'used to say that most young men leave college free traders and then In the course of time become protectionists Mr Blaine’s In a good word has been disproved many cases but probably If he were here to say It he would declare that the exceptions prove the rule Chairman Eme'ry’a Views In a few days Henry Cjosby Emery Alvin H Sanders James B Reyand nolds H Howard William Thomas W Page will be centers of public attention They constitute tbe 'tariff board of which Thomas W Brahany is the executive secretary It Is generally agreed In Washington that Mr Blaine’s word about young men leaving college free traders and becoming protectionists afterward goes astray In any Intended reference to Henry C Emery Some of the In congress high protectionists men like Boise Penrose and Reed Smoot of the senate’ and Joseph G Cannon and John Dalzell of the house look on Mr Emery who Is the tariff board’s chairman as being very much ot a free trader Tbe chairman’s timates say that his views on the tariff are neither low nor In the middle of the scale except as facts concerning schedules make him look up down or straight ahead In other words be may be a free trader on some things a high protectionist on others and a medium rate man on others Held a Protectionist Reynolds B James the second Reynolds member of the tariff boards Is held generally to be a high protectionist Formerly he was assistant secretary of the treasury ''under the Roosevelt ministration Alvan H Sanders the third memIs another ber of the tariff board man been for newspaper having years publisher and editor of tbe Breeders’ Gazette He Is intensely Interested in the relation of agriculture to the tariff and generally he Is considered a sort of a middle of tbe way protectionist a Democratic William H Howard member of the board was a former member of congress from the Eighth At one time be was Georgia district solicitor general In the northern circuit of Georgia Thomas W Page Is another DemoHe has cratic member of the board been a teacher of economics In a Virginia university Great Men Are Modest In congress this year there are four real presidential possibilities are and several who possibilities but who as yet cannot the have In the "real" attached adjective house are Speaker Champ Clark and Chairman Oscar W of Underwood tbe ways and means committee who also Is the Democratic house leader In the senate are Robert M La of Wisconsin and Albert B Cummins of Iowa This mention of the well known fact that four members of congress either have presidential nomination ambitions or are in a receptive mood Is made only for use In what may be possibly a curious connection The four men now in public prominence and considered by many people as Bound presidential timber Beem to have modesty well developed and the question is does modesty always go with greatness? In the Congressional Directory there appear the biographies of all the members of congress Reading It through it seems to be a fact that the less well known a man Is the longer Is hls biography It may he letting a secret out of the bag but these are written by the membiographies bers themselves In short they are autobiographies Oscar W Underwood for supplied use In the Congresslomd Directory He four and a half Hues of material said absolutely nothing about his rise to leadership In the bouse of representatives and absolutely nothing In about what he bad accomplished life He tells where he was born the adds and from he college graduated of the that he has been a member house since the congress was elected That Is all Clark runs hls DemocratChamp Hls ic brother a close race In (nodes' Is a little bit longer than biography but It conthat of Mr Underwood cerns Itself simply with the statement of different positions which be has held a record which it Is considered necessary to put Into the Congressionbook al Directory as an information The speaker takes pride In hls family and so be speaks of bis wife and hls children giving each of them by name Beyond this there Is nothing Senator La Follette'a biography In form Is exactly like that of Oscar W Underwood except that he mentions naturally tbe state offices which he held It is probable Mr Underwood would have included such information if he bad held office In hls biography of this kind Mr Cummins of Iowa also show in has to say about what he shyness himself In setting forth bis services Eight or nine lines of print is enough to carry the whole of bis career as he wishes to have It carried There are other big men In both parties In congress and a reference to wbat they have written about themselves In the that In Congressional almost every case the lines are confined to information concerning the offices they have held Some of the representatives In congress who are not known by name perhaps outside of their districts have half a page of printed matter to set forth their virtues and their deeds A great many of the members are lawyers and some of them In wbat they have written of their lives dwell with considerable length on law caBes in which they have been successful They about the cases which say nothing they have lost Hopes to End Sad Muddle ’ There are two members of the cabinet who are vipresident’s tally Interested today In the reception which the part3 of president's messages touching their departments will be given by congress The two are Henry L Stlmson head of the war department and Walter L Fisher head of the Interior department Both of these secretaries have taken office since President Taft sent his last annual message to the The Interior department like the tariff board has been In the center of something much like a storm and sentiment of conflicting public Mr Mr Fisher succeeded opinion Ballinger and this perhaps Is enough to let it be known that be succeeded to trouble as well as to honor The Alaskan question will come before and Mr Fisher’s congress recommendations as to tbe best way to settle Alaskan matters between which owns much of the government the land and the individuals and tbe corporations who wish to exploit it will be put to the test President Taft hopes that Alaska finally will cease to be what the people have called It "a land of suspicion” and that It will be removed hereafter from the boiling pot of controversey of crimiMr nations and recriminations Fisher of course hopes that hls efforts will result In pulling Alaska out of the pot The secretary of the Interior's report on the northwestern territory la Mr Fisher made a known In detail on the subject prior to the speech submittal of hls findings and he outlined the result of hls Investigating labors In Alaska last summer It Is said the cabinet officer while In Alaska went through hardships near deterring come which would He was nearly even a gold seeker and sevon one occasion drowned eral times when In the Interior of the country the food supply gave out and the secretary knew what it was to tighten t'je belt and to grin and bear the pangs of hunger The assistant secretary of the terior Samuel Adams Is a man of old He has been Massachusetts stock for years as a progressive known much Without attention to paying party ties he is said to have worked wdth hls chief In trying to straighten out the Alaskan tangles Henry L Stlmson secretary of war He takes has not been long In office life vrpadily enough to the Washington and It is said that he picked up the threads of hls work In the departhls ment quickly enough to surprise Mr Stlmson soldier subordinates of New for governor was defeated York last year by John A Dlx Former President Roosevelt supported with vigor and Stimson’s candidacy when President Taft put the defeated man Into hls cabinet It was thought that It might go some way towards healing the breach between the present president and hls predecessor Wants Smaller Posts Abandoned Secretary Stlmson has recommended that a good many of the small and that army posts be abandoned most of ‘the regiments he gathered together In big posts la order to secure economy of service and strategic who have advantage Congressmen small posts In their districts do not like the Idea and there Is likely to be In on over the suba fight congress ject It Is also Secretary Stimson’s wish that the national guard shall be made more nearly a real reserve for the regular forces and this may be The- - secretary of war accomplished unand the secretary of the Interior like other secretaries for the first time this winter wtil try conclusions with congress as tu the excellence their recommendations ASTONISHED THE GOOD Preacher Might Well Have Wonder at Contents of Delivered to Him MAN Cause Note to Just as the minister was about to begin hls sermon the woman remembered that she had left the gas burning In the range oven Visions of a ruined dinner and a smoky kitchen stared her In the 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