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McSwimm — No lndade Mrs It’s not us would be waked up by a little thing like that Before John got th’ pipe contract I used to be a kitchen In leddy and John was a policeman Philadelphia — New York Weekly On of the Boones Tex comes San Antonio Boone itinerant scribe Harry drifted into town a couple of days ago as “Mr Boone” he said: Introduced ”Yes call me Daniel Boone It isn’t my name but I’m always called It so reI’m getting used to it Which minds me: I was Introduced to a fellow once and gave him the Daniel part of it so he would remember the name The next time I met him he said: ‘How are you today Mr San Francisco Chronicle From Harry Practical Suggestion A new association proposes to bave American with railroads lined and hedges but what ofir flowers railroad rights of way really need Is to be lined with feather beds What good would it do anybody to fall on a pansy when trains collide? — Detroit Free Press all WORKS WITHOUT FAITH Came After the Works Had Laid the Foundation A Bay State belle talks thus about Coffee: “While a cpffee drinker I was a sufferer from Indigestion snd intensely from childpainful nervous headaches hood “Seven years ago my health gave out entirely I grew so weak that the exertion of walking If only a few feet made it necessary for me to lie downI wai My friends thought thin marked for consumption— weak and pale I was realized in and “I the danger tried faithfully to get relief from medicines till at last after having em ployed all kinds of drugs the doctoi that he did not believe acknowledged It was In his power to cure me “While in this condition a friend Induced me to quit coffee and try Post um and I did so without the least hope that it would do me any good did not like It at first but when It wai properly made I found it was a mosl delicious and refreshing beverage am especially fond of it served at dinwith cream ner “In a month's time I began to improve and In a few weeks my Indigestion ceased to trouble me and my headache stopped entirely' I am so perfectly well now that I do not look like the same person and I have so gained In flesh that I am 15 pounds heavier than ever before “This is what Postum has done for I still use It and shall always do me so” Name gtVed' by PoBtum Co Battle Creek Mich and it la- ex“There's- a reason plained In the little book' "The Road to Wellvllle” in pkgs Enr-mkMtrf 'A new appear from tlma ta time Tfcrj re genuine tree aa full of buiuaa laterrat service purchased by THE silver Spry to Capt William day The aift displayed on a long by 30000 school children of Utah for the new battleship Utah was presented S Benson commander of the vessel In the New York navy yard the other table between two immense guns was unveiled by Miss Hazel Tout PIGS CAUSED HAVOC - Several pieces entering unobserved both of wood were removed from The next minute there was crates excitement galore There were pigs on the floor pigs back of the bar On Three Per- pigs under tbe tables and pigs everySaloon Is Wrecked where The air seemed full of sons Suffe Sprained Legs Delivsquealing terrified “porkers” ery Wagon Is Upset and Much Brave sons of the fatherland memOther Damage Done bers of the famous “Clybourn Avienue Guards” who served with brilliant — Twenty-fivpigs honors in the Boer war promptly suryoung Chicago liberated from crates by mischievous rendered when the squealing porkboys caused havoc in Clybourn avenue ers attacked them The brave warthe other day Patrol wagons filled riors went down together Herr John of command in Lieut with policemen general in command of the ClySpiess Max Heidlemeier of the Hudson avebourn Avenue Guards promptly grabnue station charged the “enemy” Bul- bed bis trusty Boer gun and proceeded lets flew thick and fast and when the to clean out the enemy The other excitement had subsided the following members did the same j bad happened: In v a minute the place was fijlei One saloon wrecked wltb leaden balls'' which raceJwl Three sprained the pigs in breaking the glassware persons suffered Somebody pent in a riot call to the legs A newspaper automobile Hudson avenue station Lieut delivery at the head of wagon partially wrecked In the meanTwelve pigs kiled policemen responded Several plate glass windows wreck- time Ike Meyer threw open the doors ed The battle was then transferred to A car was passing SevMany women and children In hyster- the street ics eral pigs took a notion to leap aboard Numerous pedestrians suffered from Panic Immediately followed among the bruises caused by the pigs upsetting women Charles Menthen with his them trusty Boer gun went In pursuit One when horse of the enemy tripped him and he fell One wagon demolished ran away spraining his ankle Numerous other events marked the Richard Harder 1454 Clybourn aveday and when It was all over Lieut nue emptied a repeating rifle from Heidlemeier said he had not put In his bedrooip window and missed evsuch an exciting day In all his career erything but a number of as a policeman windows on the qpposlte side of the His ammunition It all happened when a number of street gone Harder mischievous window boys saV two crates of leaped from a young pigs being delivered to Charles landing on the backs of two pigs He and surrendered with a sprained ankle A 1457 Clybourn avenue Meuthen intended for an annual holiday one newspaper automobile came in contact of the chief annual events enjoyed by with tbe leader of the porkers skid“subHeldlemeler’s ded and crashed into a hay and feed “Burgomelster” wagon jects” The two crates were set directly Tbe gasoline tank exploded the side the rear door of Meuthen’s place wagon was partially wrecked' a horse bad no difficulty in belonging to Alfred Schaart of Bow- The youngBters Twenty-Fiv- e erated SAILOR Young Porkers Libby Mischievous Boys IS HELD BY BABOONS Middy Is Captured and Fed In Jungle for Two Days Before Rescued— Story It Verified ACORN Christmas Present useful then you flrit think of tomething You can that will please something give both in a piece of We can tell you how Our guarantee makes you certain JEWELRY and Careful Icy Coldness Skinning Marinating Are Essentials of Good Salad — Some Recipes Worth One’s Consideration x (AMIA FlfiSYRUPCo Faith SALAD SOME SUGGESTIONS THE HOUSEWIFE WILL APPRECIATE odo’ effects always note the name of the Company of TOMATO - iiHMiAnia plainly GETS SILVER UTAH BATTLESHIP manville ran away and the excitement ceased only when twelve of the pigs had been killed and the others driven pell mell in all directions FASTEST AIRSHIP IN WORLD New Zeppelin Craft “L Z 9” Said to Have Traveled at Rate of 21 Meters Per Second Berlin— The new Zeppelin airship “L Z 9” built for the war office has on her trial trips developed the speed of meters per second and is thus tbe fastest airship in tbe world She resembles the airship “Schwaben” already described but Is eight meters shorter The Kolnische Zeltuftg points out that the superiority of airships over demonis rapidly being aeroplanes strated and that hitherto only th speed obtained gave the latter an ad miles PuKeeThe speed of can It says jbe attained by but only by very experi-’twhile the speed attained rew airship with perfect mile out at The Kolnische Zeltung Is ced that the rate of speed will be Increased Tbe In later airships 9” has like the “Schwaben” two ears and Is propelled by three deof Maybach motors each capable veloping 150 horsepower Th airship “Parseval 6” has Just made her 200th voyage wltb passengers The government has according a to the Borsen Courier acquired large extent of land at Putzlg on the to serve as an aviaBay of Danzig tion ground In connection with the Imperial shipbuilding yard at Danzig Experimental flights are to be commenced Immediately under the direction of Chief Naval Engineer Loew The Lakalanzelger learns that the Italian government Is negotiating with German manufacturers for the speedy supply of several flying machines The French manufacturers who have hitherto supplied the Italian army are it says so overwhelmed with orders that they can not furnish the machlpes as quickly as desired “LS DIET PROVES FATAL - Seventy Head of Cattle on One Estate Killed by Eating Fruit of Oak— Pheasants Thrive on Them New York — George W Griggs the aboard the liner "middy” youngest London— During the past few days in port the other day from 70 cattle Kasenga belonging to J Bishop of had what is Calcutta and Mombasa died Haugbton Shropshire have when called an unequaled experience The cattle eating acorns through he was captured and were near Mombasa grazing in a field In Aqualate held in captivity by an army of giant to Sir belonging park Staffordshire baboons for two days until he had William Boughey where acorns were given up hope of again seeing his very plentiful The loss to Mr Bishop ' home or ship Is estimated at nearly £1000 SevHorne and I thought “Midshipman eral cows belonging to other farmers we would take a wall$ through the in tbe neighborhood bave died from jungle by moonlight” said the “midthe same cause we heard chatterthe dy” “Suddenly the district From and then ing of a million monkeys where a number of cattle died through some beast put Its arms around my acorns further cases were reI shrieked and neck Horne ran eating three and One beast died ported Then a dozen or more baboons were away found dead In a field some miles me pressed about me and dragged An examination of one of distant a march Bway vAfter about them revealed two bushels of acorns grove and they halted In a banana Many farmers In South Oxfordshire held a council of war and Buckinghamshire have cattle lyI "I fell down cold with terror ing seriously ill from the same cause must have fainted' for it was daylight while many cases of cattle dying when I saw them again They squatted have been reported recently notably about me and offered me bananas and from the Newbury district of Berkpineapples to eat” shire and the Market Drayton district Chief Officer Wooster verified the of Shropshire story by relating the details of the Cattle In many districts have died rescue from eating scorns which are exceptionally plentiful tha year In a few Girls Give 8kln districts sheep also have suffered but Mich — Fourteen girls on tbe other hand Ann Arbor many farmers have Clara Allen of found that both cattle and have given to Miss sheep have Milan an average of 75 pieces of ekln fattened on dally’ rations of acorns As a resalt the yolmg wotnAn probably It baa been found that the bet A bottle of kerosene will recover method is to let the cattle and sheep which she held over a stove last July have lally access to fields where there Almost all th skin was are acorns because tbe animals then exploded' burned off her breast eat tbe acorns as they fall and cannot devour too many or eat too quickly On the other hand If there is already a store of acorns under the trees or if excessive amounts of collected acorns are given to the cattle digestive troubles are at once set up and in m&ny cases the animals die It is s Curious fact in connection with acorns as a food for ducks which on this food usually fatten rapidly that this year they will not cat acorns The reason probably is that the scorns are of such an enormous size and this fact may also have some Influence In causing the trouble with the cattle Although ducks will not eat scorns pheasants are eating them with unusual gusto and early in the morning one may see the spaces underneath the oaks quite thick with pheasants Tries to Send Kitten by Mall Minn — A kitten is no Minneapolis tbe proper article to send through malls especially if the animal has no return address upon IL A local malt collector found one In a package box here the other day and turned it over to the police The kitten was taken to the police station as an unclaimed article Back to Farm for Jacob Rils farm Worcester Mass — A the eastern part of the town of the finest farm hind In Worcester county Am been purchased by Jacob Rlls pt New York snd her will make his home there' The farm - baa: a beautiful old colonial house two barns a carriage house and In garage The essentials of a good tomato salad are Icy coldness careful skinning and marinating Prepare early enough in the day to keep in the refrigerator for three hours before using and for half an hour at the end soak in a thick emulsion of French dressIs to be used ing though mayonnaise on the salad proper If a tomato skins easily do not put It in hot water With some varieties this will be possible especially If the tomato be very cold and a sharp knife is used The usual custom is to pour let boiling water over the tomatoes staud a half minute then peel with blunt silver knife and put At once on the ice j Tomatoes take the flavor of their dressing so much better when sliced that many salads are prepared in sections cut in lengthwise pieces four or to size six to a tomato according Serve on a nest of lettuce or arrange as a border around shredded lettuce with a narrow outer border of white lettuce hearts Dot with mayonnaise The whole tomato is so hard to eat that It is more often used as a cup than any other way The fillings are endless and various odds and 'ends of can be utilized vegetables Especially good is one of cold peas highly seasoned with plenty of butter Cold and mixed with a few capers corn dressed with plenty of butter salt and’ a little whipped cayenne cream makes a novel filling and served with rich mayonnaise is excellent Cold spaghetti cut into small pieces and dressed with a highly spiced tomato sauce looks pretty and tasteB good In a tomato cup or the paste can and cream sauce be dressed with mixed with grated parmesan and chopped pimolas shredded pepand green Shrimps pers make an artistic filling or green peppers and shredded celery Equally effective are asparagus tips and tiny pearl onions Remnants of chicken can be made into a nice salad filling by running it through a chopper then season highly and mix to a paste as for sandwich filling with a little whipped cream Dot the top with anchovies or shredded green peppers Minced ham mixed with mayonnaise ta as good in tomato cups as it is on If croutons or sandwiches egg — yolk — Is run through a vegetable press and dotted over the top of the cup It makes a pretty col orlng Another good filling consists of tiny button onions boiled until soft made Icy cold and mixed with mayonnolse This is far less painful to the bystander than the shredded onion so often used small tomato cut A novel salad ls almost through In lengthwise sections with minced cress peeping from the cuts The tomato Is only cut enough so It will hold together and the cress Is marinated In French dressing The of tomato is then set on - 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