Show NEVER DREW vokchmah Hortoe AW INFERENCE TREMENDOUS JOB FOR PAINTERS THE Use Electric Lights Why not? 'However the Thought Could Draw One If the Tracea Held A young clergyman who had a discourse in the place of an tged brother minister requested the iplnion of the latter respecting It “Oh” said he plainly “many of the eords you used were beyond the comprehension of your hearers Thus for nstance the word ‘Inference’ — s not half of my parishioners Its meaning” “Inference Inference!” exclaimed :he other "Why everyone must that” "I think you will find It not so my clerk now He prides upon his learning and In truth a very Intelligent We will try him fachariah come hither Zacharlah my Drother here wishes you to draw an Inference can you do It?” “Why I am pretty ’strong but John he coachman is stronger than I I’ll ask him” Zacharlah went out for a few to look after the coachman and There’s returned “John says he never tried to draw in inference sir but he reckons his lorses can draw anything that the iraces will hold!” PHILANDER AND THE Joke That Clever Woman a Male Flirt at Coronado Beach Little ROSE Played con All ’that you have to do to bring ire to a certain stock and bond broker lown among the marts of Mammon is to wear a red rose The stock and bond broketbas a reputation of being quite a philanderer “devil among th'e wimmen” as It were And on a recent visit to porona-lhe was looking about with a view to conquest — looking about so obviouswho was a ly that a clever woman guest at the hotel determined upon a little plan She dropped him a note intimating that she would like to make his He answered the note with He wasted He no time jelerlty isked her if she would have dinner With him In San Diego that evening “And that I may know you accept” he concluded “will you wear a red rose In the dining room at lunch time tomorrow?” At the appointed lunch time every woman in the big dining room wore a ' red rose The stock and bond broker left Coronado on the first train Oh you red rose! — San Francisco Chronicle Great Chance for This Judge’s Wife ' A New York court has established i ruling that no woman’s dress carries a money value after It has been worn ten times The decision was made in a fire Insurance suit whereby the plaintiff sought to recover the full In advalue of clothing destroyed mitting that the clothing had been worn more than ten times the plaintiff lost her case lor the court gave her but a trifling sum Whew! What 'an opportunity for tha?'udgg’s wife! She might hang a tally sheet by4wa: wardrobe door with the record of every wearing of every garment “Ted times and out” might If she chose she become her slogan could have a new dress or two or three new dresses every ten days — number of times Bhe the to iccording wishes to change her clothes In a Perhaps at the end of a Say’s time month the Judge might come to the conclusion that after all a dress has lome money value after it has been worn ten times House of Commons Ghost interesting house of commons Is the “radiant boy” This child been many times seen and heard Its complexion Is of the colorless purity of Chinese white a halo of silver sparkles about Its head during its peregrinations and its eyes gleam in their sockets like bright electric It Is evidently in agony for lamps the palms of Its hands are stiff and downward and os it paces turned from room to room it gives utterance to x loans of anguish and never lifts So far as can its gaze from the floor he ascertained this particular ghost has no prfespectral history and why it should have chosen the house for Its haunt is a mystery— London Mall An ghost s Such BoorUhness! Another American lady returning to her beloved country forgets to declare her gold cigarette case her gold and a few s frocks and required to “explain” what ought to have been evident to any customs Inspector worth his salt Can ladles be expected to charge their minds with a lot of such trifles? How how much paracan a lady remember womanhood — of lovely phernalia costly as a matter of course — abo has Must a lady take stock of acquired? to oblige all her personal belongings a few politicians in New York? —New ' York Evening Sun Didn’t Do Much Good Father — Have you done any thinking about how you are to meet your debts? Son— No dad but I’ve done a deuce a lot of wondering!— Puck — r Feminine Reasoning Stella — Her gown is just like yours Bella— I don’t care If hers Is a duplicate of mine but I don’t want mine I duplicate of hers— Puck That’s the light to see your way clear by See Manager Mamon and get wired Be Sevier Light Power & Milling Co- - £ tav PjlfPA4bS6iia6t0:- Htta - T' V' GOOD THINGS TO EAT U can always find them at the old MEAT & SUPPLY CO You SAUNA IEHI A thoroughly Fruit ato W2Z m TWIN SISTERS BOYS NOT POLISHED English Youths Do Not Know How to Bow Shake Hands Converse 8tand or Sit In Presence of Their Superlore London— How is it that some English publlo school boys lack the poland ished manner of continental American boys? No less a person than the king himself has observed this unfortunate fact as the Bishop of Worcester pointed out at a speech day celebration in Worcestershire The bishop gave an account of a conversation he had with the king when Duke of York “Why” Inquired the king “do you not ask that at publlo schools manners should be taught?” “The foreigners know when to bow to how to shake handB to converse stand up or sit down In the presence of their superiors while the Englishman is wanting in these manners When vacancies have to be filled those are the points which very often tell and that is where the Englishman does Father PAWN HIS OWN BABY Distress Offers Hie Two8on as Security for Loan of Two Hundred Dollars In - between Chicago— As a compromise his outright to his financial distress and facfamily ing actual hunger with his Henry D Belmont 6416 Ellis avenue offered the boy as security for a loan Charles 1206 J Jones of $200 to East street the man who adopting the has been contemplating are still pending Negotiations boy between Belmont and Jones The father visited Mr Jones with his son Henry and when he returned to his home the other night he said that It was possible that Jones would advance him enough money to take him and where Belhis wife to New York as mont hopes to get employment chef and let Jones keep the little boy until the money should be repaid selling relieve Model Prison Too Popular has been a model Wuchang but It has turned Pekin— There prison In It was out to be far too expensive with electricity throughout lighted and the food given to the prisoners got at was better than what they home so that a great many become So It has been permanent residents by resolved to reduce the expenditure to resum monthly a considerable move the electric lights and to withFor draw a number of the Jailers food each prisoner will In future get and will two bowls of coarse rice Thus also provide his own clothes disappears a model prison and the old one which It superseded Is restored In Its stead FINALLY Proprietor oet Fish Call in to emphasite the merits of your business or an-A straight story told in nounce your special sale a straight way to the readers of this paper will quickly reach the ears of the thoughtful intelligent buying public the people whohave the money in their pockets and the people who listen to reason and not noise Our books will show you a list of the kind of people you appeal to Call and see them at this office Re Be- and fumbled with everything They rarely passed anything to the lady and only talked In monosyllables On the other hand French and American boys appear to be perfectly and know the right — to so a do official at station thing Victoria said “The politeness of the French youth Is sometimes embarrassing’’ he said “He Is Invariably courteous and con- Ind — After being sepIndianapolis arated practically all their life Mar guerlte Veall of Wichita and Marl Freeman of Indianapolis twin sis ters 16 have been reunited here Neither could remember having seen the other and neltner knew recently that the other existed Both were adopted when babies from a home here and their real names ' are not given Miss Veall lived with “American maneven If their a family at Wichita and did not learn boys ners might be improved are very until a year ago that she had a sister precocious travelers and never at any She came here to visit her supposed tnoment do they lose their heads” mother’s family A defense of the British schoolboy The other day she visited a departwas obtained from the secretary of ment store here and met a girl her P B the Boy Scouts association exact counterpart In appearance “English youths may have obtained Both were amazed at their their reputation for Indifferent man to each other Miss Veall reners and awkwardness simply because turned to her home much perturbed they are naturally shy and retiring'’ She visited the store again and met he said her twin “As soon as a boy begins to think ThenSihe started inquiries which for himself and realizes that ’manners disclose? tApt Miss Freeman was bet maketh man’ bis roughness passes off sister The girls could not expresi and he becomes a sociable human be their Joy qt finding each other They lng There Is no finer training for the have not made 'their plans for the fu shy awkward boy than to Join the turenbut they do not intend to be sep Go to HOMER RASMUSSEN’S siderate scouts" FIND Bean Causes Race to Hospital Boston — In order to reach a ho pital here for a critical operation Robert Beauthemin a Wolfboro N H boy in whose become lodged by automobile pace windpipe made a a at a bean bat A NETT Dis- Experts Declare Chicago Is Menaced by Latest Evolution of Stinging Insect — Accountable for Much Illness Ice Cream Cigars Tobacco PLACE OUTFITTING FOR GENTLEMEN! C?' everything in LUMBER Nephi Plaster Portland Cement and a fins line of Builders Hadware LUMBER Doors Windows Johnson-Arneso- Phone Moulding 1 6 Black Lumber Co n REAL ESTATE Fire Insurance i Life If You Want Insurance I can get VOU Jthem by advertising in this paper It reaches the best class of people in tKis community FARM LOANS Homer trlj McCarty Richfield an boui Utah Counting NEW Another Variety Has Been covered in America Cash Store for GENTS FURNISHINGS Confectioneries arated One Hen a Trust Cal — Dwight Graham Vallejo i Mare Island carpenter believes that he hr the owner of the most remark able hen In California and chickei fanciers of Solano county are deeply Interested in the recent performance! of this prize bird The chicken claims nothing In the ancestors being a way of pedigreed cross between a Plymouth mongrel Rock and Buff Orpington But the Graham hen has established a record In egg dimensions that as far as It known here has never been duplicated any place On an average of five tlmei a week for the last three months this ben has laid an egg thatJs seven In circumference around th inches small circle of the oval the average of a pound weight being Graham has been offered a good prici for his chicken but will not sell a Town Crier You Don’t Need MEET Two Girls Ar united In Indianapolis After ing Separated for Yeara ENJOYS SWIM IN THE RIVER not shine” Train loans of school boys were Horse Breaks Away From Store Wag-pouring Into London the other day on and Hat Fine Time in Water from various parts of England and an — Appeared Much Refreshed observer made special note of their demeanor when they met relatives New York — Hundreds of persons and friends At Victoria station (Brighton line) along the North River front In the watched a from vicinity of 46th street the platforms ' were crowded time to time with homecoming school- struggle to get a large truck horse out of the water The horse had to be very emwho appeared boys from dock at the foot of the plunged met aunts when barrassed loving they and other relatives Some Instances that street and enjoyed itself In the water for nearly an hour blocks above were as follows One boy aged about fifteen was In- The horse was attached to a stone troduced to bis friend’s people Blushed wagon and broke away and Jumped Into the water his and fumbled hat Apwith deeply The animal swam around for a few peared to be in doubt as to which hand he should use to shake hands minutes and then Joseph O’Neill of Had no conversation street who whatever Went No 615 West was out in a rowboat pulled alongaway abruptly without raising hat Boy about fourteen met an aunt side of the horse and cut the harness “Hullo" without raising O’Neill placed a halter Said hat from him with about the animal’s neck and after an Made no offers to do anything Whistled and studied hour got It to the foot of West his luggage street where It was taken bookstall while aunt arranged to get ' ashore The horse was none luggage In a cab the In the station restaurant two boys worse for the swim and appeared were having lunch with a lady friend much refreshed when haragain were Intensely Both nessed to the truck WOULD JR aw mwAuziim? — WASHINGTON For the first time iln many years the state war and navy building Is being painted The said to be the Ilargest government office building In the world has become very dingy and there Is rejoicing over the renovation The Job would take one painter more than a but large number of them will get it done in a few months King George’s Comparison Stirs “ Educators and Parents ' PETFRSOV complete line of Meae Groceries Green Groceries You’ll always find me in door to the Bank Your summer and Is accountable for much Illness It Is thought Prof V T Shelford of the zoolog leal department of the University ol Prof W L Tower of the Chicago same institution and Stats Entomolo of the Uni gists Folsom and versity of Illinois are among thoe who are Intpeested in the reserr-’work In Illinois These experts be lieve that the new tno'qulto speclei Is a “product of environment” It Is so much smaller than the ”ieg ulation’ swamp variety that It Is be lieved that the species for generarloo has been Insti ctively “growing i’sell smaller” to thwart the efforts of tau manity to starve It out by the use ol Chicago— The evilutlon of the mosquito is the topic of the day among Chicago scientists A newVarlety has been discovered in America That Chicago is Infested to a considerable extent with tbo new pest Is believed by the entomologists Prof William J Gerhard 6048 Monroe screens avenue entomologist at the Field muWhile Professor Shelford has nol seum has been conducting research with the re work for several weeks and on his re- been directly connected search work he is Interested In the turn to Chicago It Is expected that developments and been has watching valuable data will be furnished by the fight being waged against the pesl him in Chicago With the results of Prof Gerhard’s Suburbanites have resorted to the at hand the universities Investigation and otb will take up the work and an effort UBe of cltronelle pennyroyal will be made to get financial aid for er "eradieators’’ but It Is Bald thai the work of ridding the country of the their use has been ineffective pest Is In Chicago Gets Every entomologist Swordfish Avalon Cal— A W AlcNeai of Cln passing his vacation investigating the new mosquito On their return a clnnatl fishing with Captain Daniel meeting- of the universities will be sou brought in the second swordfish called to compare notes Scientists ol the season which weighed 171 from other cities are expected to be pounds The angler was only com present polled to flgh4 his catch for thirty In several suburbs to the west of three minutes which fs probably the ' the new mosquito has been record time for landing a fish of this Chicago for the greater part of the kind prevalent Money Use this paper if you want some of their business ' will occupy your entire time when you become a regular advertiser in THIS PAPER Unless you have an antipathy for labor of this kind call us up and we’ll be glad to come and talk over our proposition Use This Paper The Best Bargain - Emmett Robins a'FF IV GE ACQUAINTED ND BRING YOUR HUNRDY White House Building In reading matter that your money can buy is your local pa It keeps you posted on the per doings of the community This Paper V will tell you the things you want to know in an entertaining way will give you all the new of the its every visit will community prove a pleasure It glvea more than full value foi the price asked for it r |