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Show By Dick Hughes furthermore you needn't be alarmed at whatever alarms you in "The Guide." Like errors. There wont be any errors in "The Guide." "The Guide" will j ust bring you loads of fun and facts about how to have fun and facts all across the whole state of Utah, anywhere and everywhere, in theaters, on television, at your local fairgrounds, anywhere and everywhere. And "The Guide" will be brief and to the point. We will bring you inside views into teehee programs like Get Hip," an educational attempt sponsored by The John Burp Society. There will be movie reviews of un- forgettable famous pictures just released like Duel At Diabolical," an Ununited Artists' flick recently premiered in Kanab, Utah. There will be controversy. There will be controversy. And there will be controversy, he said. Like, whatever happened fo "Baby Snooks?" There will be interviews with stars like Lassoo the Porpoise as well as less interesting stars like Ben Casey. In addition you can write back, and have printed, replies to what the stars and other people say in "The Guide These will run in a "Letters To The Debtors department. Youll see lots of pictures of your very dearest friends, such as Mussolini, Batman and Boy Wonder, newsman Dick Nurse, teenage idol and other boy wonder Terry Bills nationally unknown idols. There will be movie reviews of unforgettable famous pictures just released, like "Gone With The Window," now out under the new title of, "Ill Try Tomorrow. Or that immortal U.S. Air Force short subject, "Get Down Off The Rafters, Granma, That's No Way To Stay On The Beam." A special weekly calendar of events vc:DDrifirr throughout Utah folsvisibn... Of TV for The Week tiSvcicn Special Interest Schedules Csnplete l6-- Commentary restaurants theater I Cbve tnd Comment Vol t Tfct k to i 1 IS 22 weekly Calendar . 1 1 Review I, No. 1 Guide, Wccidy Supplement , Tftt tedgf fountain Review tz: ix.-f- cr Kerrffl Tc!:vi::on Editxl.Dick Hughes t'cv.i Editor.. Jim Seare Drerna Review.. .Terese Coe Published By Great Western News Inc. 2245 South West Temple, SsJt Uhe City, Utah 427.7401 will be included. This comes courtesy of The Utah Traveling Council and will list all events and festivals local communities are not too ashamed of to report to the public. You'll find fea- tured here such whoppers as the Cup Races, which is alThis spectacle is an anpast. ready nual race straight up Mt. Baldy for Mexicans under 12 with a Lovely Cup presented to the winners, however many there may be. The Cup was found in the attic of Hubert Snow, which is what makes it so important. Or, in a more serious vain, the weekly calendar will guide you to the squaw races to be held at the All Alta Snow Tribes Indian Days Contests in Bluff, . This is for real, so Utah, May to Bluff May on down there get need the money. They 20-22- 20-2- "The Guide" will feature also a gay, careless inspection of Utahs television industry, such as it is, an immense, sprawling giant affecting the lives of well under a million people. We will attack our competitors fearlessly, with abandon and as they will all agree, unjustly. Youll get the highlights of the week's television programs. There will be short, unreadable descriptions of the week's television movies, so you can make up your mind ahead of time without slouching up til eleven thirty p.m. to see if you want to watch the 1930s this time around or not. There will be movie reviews of un- forgettable famous pictures just released, like Brith of a Nation," the classic on Israel. But most importantly, and that's why we've saved this for last, youH get a complete, perfectly correct schedule of daily television programown secret code ming along for figuring out whats wtiat on what stations printed right there so you, but nobody else, repeat, nobody else, can figure it out. How's that strike you? And the Review, generously and without approval, has authorized me to offer a free 13.5 cruzeiro reward to any reader who can find a error with-you- in "The Guides programming. That's how proud they are of their errors. Mountain Review publishers stated so modestly at e formal banquet of dog catchers from across Utah, held in honor of their first edition of "The Guide," "We expect The Guide to be eventually rank in importance with other faAs The Rocky mous documents such as The Mangle Carter, the Fourth of July, The Book of Days and the U.S. Constitution So hang onto this first edition, sports fans. A little bit of posterity is in your hands, said reveruntly. I |