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Show Review Editorials May 5, 1966 A4 REVIEW ASKS U OF U STUDENTS What is your opinion of protest marches and what do you think the effect of Vietnam Protest Marches is on our troops in Vietnam? received a summons into a court....and theres no court for Dad to go to if he by X vs f occassion to visit Golden. Gate Park a magnificent concept that benefits It is in San Francisco. of thousands of San Franciscans- - - from all the lives neighborhoods and all income levels and occupations. We don't propose at this point that we emulate that park, but the idea behind it might be worth more to the long term life of this valley than a civic center. The question needs pondering. Last week we had rldki Bill Chapman Sandra Prestovich 811 Westminster I dont think that protest marches have any effect cm our Government decisions. All that is achieved by protest marches IS to give the participants a sense of self satisfaction. The Vietnam Protest Marches probably would not bother our troops too much as they are aware that this is a minority opinion and not the feeling of the country as a whole. 1 think protest marchers are people who dont have enough to do. They dont 9000 So. 1100 West really understand the Vietnam situation or they wouldnt be protesting. I dont think these marches have any affect on the Government. I dont know how Vietnam marches affect our troops. Thats Not Quite The Idea , Marv Are there no limits to the spoils system? We concur with Commissioner Marvin G. Jenson and others who claim that Salt Lake County needs a federal projects coordinator. The degrees of quantity plus complexity in the vast federal aid concept for counties and municipalities , have grown to the point where top elected officials with them without intelligent assistance. cant deal The federal government doesnt just come in and say a nice program and heres where you can use it. A county must match problem to project, match the source of a particular problem with the right channel to solve it. The task requires a high degree of administrative ability, a good knowledge. of, the law .and of community problems. CorrtmisSibnef 3 Prison i'thfs week appointed Thomas: VaLrrf Rees, his former administrative assistant, to the post. one which he Commissioner Jenson missed the point had acknowledged himself - at least verbally. Mr. Rees is a nice guy - and he performed ably in the politically sensitive position of administrative assistant for Commissioner Jenson. But there is little evidence that Mr. Rees has any degree of i qualification or background for this new task. He has moved from one post to another within county government - few of which contain any built in training for a job which require knowledge and a high degree of imagination. We could lose hundreds of thousands in federal money - which is going to other counties - every year. We see this appointment as strictly a political 'one -and urge the commission to appoint to this task someone qualified for it by reason of education, background and ability - Seven if it costs a little more. Heres Jeff Swinton 1427 Penrose Drive Barbara Bills Protest marches have no direct affect but serves to let the government leaders know that there are 1 don't see where it has any effect erne way or the otter. It is a fast way to gain recognition of an opposing viewpoint however. But I can't see where it would alter the governments decisions. I know there is a good reason for us being in Vietnam and I am sure the boys there know this too. I think they would be like baseball players and play the game to the best they can even though someone is booing them. I think Vietnam marches have minimal affects. 3305 So. on the government, dissenting opinions. This would probably tend to color their judgement and decisions in someway. The Vietnam protests must be quite demoralizing to the troops over there. 8175 East 1 H. ou old Char Foil.....the Jack of all trades in proper uniform. ,.and were sorry we brought the Even Ms colleagues on matter up. Juddy s payroll were ashamed o and for him Monday morning when Skip skipped with a hop and a jump across the Commons from County jail to office. He was all togged out in the latest style for the good kounty kitchen kopper... ....shiny white duck trousers, shiny white apron spattered with ketchup, and to top it off, just like in Hiroshima and a great big billowing all Nagasaki snowy white mushroom cloud atop Skippers topknot. Oh, but he was a proud kitchen helper, and with the big black our Skip was belt and that big black pistol strapped around that pretty white belly we had but cue thought: The ketchup spattered whites demonstrated quite clearly that Skip Foil is no more qualified for the jail stewards job than we at first thought he was. We were about to suggest that the county attorney check to see if Skip is impersonating an officer in violation of statute when he appears in the kitchen sink in the uniform of a deputy. The clownish display Skip put on Monday, however, leads us to wonder if there isnt some law against impersonating a jail steward. Remember that little yarn I spun a the (me about a Loth few weeks back ario, a sexagenarian in city employ and a Lolita lunching in a downtown Likker Lokker Klub? Couple of days later, a young chick comes up to me and tells me that she is Lolita. She told me the name of her Lothario and insisted I knew all about it. But, of course, I neither questioned her declaration nor did I acknowledge any concurrence in it. fellow Meanwhile theres a silent-typ- e at the north end a sexagenarian ty of the Building, who seems to think that he was that Lothario fellow. Ive received a message through a felmutual friend that this silent-ty- pe low doesnt want me to speak to him and because he wont speak to me he doesn't want us both to be embar-ass- ed when I speak to him and he doesnt speak to me. I refuse to confirm, even, that this sexagenarian may have been the Lothario But the Lolita. to our , mutual , friend, jsey? !Jhq seems to think ' he was.r... and I notice that when I continue to speak to him (only when there are folks around to hear me) he does refuse to speak to me. Whats to be done about the tragedy of the guilty conscience of a child? were so inclined. What makes lawyers and judges so hippity - hopping mad is that our old where democracy and all that v yuk... .including constitutional lawnaf constitutional history, and otter'things patriots like to hear about. where all that stuff is taught.. havea bunch of Kampus Kops that simply ignores the with a set-u- p judiciary, the constitution and individual rights and innocence unJIl proven guilty, and being innocent pt another mans offenses, and all tlat silly American stuff! Wonder what would happen if half traffic tickets the recipients of would appeal to district court and demand jury trials and yakkity a bit about the Bill of Rights, etc. Wonder what reaction theyd get if some of those Viet Nam marchers would begin marching on such issues as making grades and credits and degrees dependent upon payment of arbitrary penalties levied against students who have no duly constituted courts in which to be heard. Seems we have an organization that assumes vague femily relationships as prima facie evidence of guilt by association. For years, the Kampus Kops have believed that theyre above courts and Constitutions.. ..and it seems that they are and will remain so until some flunking student comes forward to challenge the peculiar substitution of courtroom justice by an arm of the law hired by an agency of the state government. When I was pledging allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic forwhichitstands.... way back in a dimming, distant past in the State of Maryland I was told how the Bald Eagle became theAmerican bird symbol because the eagle can soar high into the heavens and far over the vastness of the firmament and can view below the scurrying of a field mouse as he darts from beneath a golden shock of October corn. It was only recently, however, that it came to my attention that the old bald eagle nearly didnt make it.... that the gamecock - the fighting cock - so popular with George Washington, Andrew Jackson, the religious Roger Williams, and, more recently, thousands of Utah residents.... that the fighting cock lost the title to the bald eagle when the choice was made....by just one single vote! City-Coun- ' "It hascOnie'to ouattentloft, 'that if tte Republicans take over tte Sheriffs spot in Salt Lake County, theyre going to have to get their own slot machines and their own booze bottles to shatter I one-arm- Art Reich 2620 Casto Lane Protest inarches are a bunch of Malar-ke- y. These marchers are notaware that the conquest of Vietnam is part of an overall plan by the communists for world control. They just dont know what is in Srotests the problems. The Vietnam have a demoralizing affect. The certainly feel a lot better knowing the United States is 100 behind them. resonated sound....'anyone for tennis?? Can you imagine breaking a tooth on the King's hors (Foeuvre'? I dont know who to send the dentist bill to....the Italian State Department.... the President of Italy. ...or to the head You can just bet your bottom dollar cook at the Palace. I the Johnson Administration wouldnt put to take this time Oh, listen... Jd like up with those deteriorated structures. No slrl And wouldnt Rome be a much to dispel those noxiousnotrumors about ' relish a man by Norman Rosenblatt They do nicer place without them???? Sure it Italian women. on do not the them behind. They pinching would! Certainly hope tte balls for tte pool take it as a neat compliment to have a table in tte recreation room at tte man approach them from the south and Metropolitan Hall of Justice are rePlaying the suave international travel- give their a friendly little twick.... covered very very soon, if they arent er in Rome became difficult for me....-- A And the current shape of my jaw can the city police and sheriffs men -good example came at the Presidenattest to its validity.... tial Palace. lacking tte diversion of pool might have to start talking to each otter, SOoooo....when in Rome.. ..DONT. Here 1 am in the Palace rubbing elmight even learn something about each bows with the aristrocracy of the world... others problems, each otters opermy little head filled with very clever ations. You dont suppose no. Italian phrases and a very bored look on Will Salt Lake City be one of tte my face (very continental you know). I few towns in the country with a full casually saunter up to a mile long table fledged manager for its sewage plant? filled with a most sumptuous repast... Report has it that George Catmull got the finest food from all over the world.... mad at his administrative assistant -1 and I casually pick up a delicate hors Milt Dorius - canned him, but then d oeuvre and take a delicate bite from relented a little manager, for a it...And BAP! ZAM! KAPOW! f sewage plant?????? John Creer made two decided, gutty As fate would have 1L...I broke the moves last week. After a group from rown of one of my molars right off.... tte Central City Action Center showed right there amongst the Dukes and Duchup and got tte royal from esses and Kings and Presidents....and I County Recreation Dept, and others couldnt clinch my teeth to stifle the pain over a very few pieces of, recreation and from the very depths of my body I let equipment, Creer picked up tte phone out a catastrophic cry of anguish that and said send it over. the turned. entire Heads hall. quieted He also cut through the red tape looked down blue noses. Royal Eyes on another count last week by taking tittering stopped. Silence. Inadvertently, tte writing of a letter on his own in my provincial innocence I had captured shoulders to ask tte attorney general's the attention of the world. Oh woe! opinion of the sticky situation out in tte ns Shuyler Gates land, near A crooked little smile came to my Magna. battered mouth and 1 said with delicate The matter had been tossed around for almost a year with an adamant AHhhhh ROME 1 Upon entering Rome my mind kept wandering back to Urban Renewal. All those run down buildings.... the Coliseum, the Forum, the Palace and the Roman Baths. six-year-- old ? Political Comment WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE run-arou- nd No-ma- CM ' during election season. There are some of us who noticed, during several quadrennial campaigns for the office of sheriff in tte years L of B.J. (Before Juddy), that even without there having been any raids for years, Clyde Miller, our Secretary of State, tte incumbent sheriff always managed dropped into the Review offices Satursaid something about to involve himself in campaign photo- - i day morning graphy getting on the payroll with a carrier ....slapping a sledge into tte guts route. But I think he dropped in for ed of a pinball machine or a a free copy of the paper. , bandit or two. Clyde showed up in a red shirt that would you if however, the ever, to a had from tourist Rarely, be reject just shirt shops in Honolulu. And, only see the destruction of a bottle of booze kuffs ....The bottles always were returned the skuffed hidden by partially Richard Fisher of his dirty trousers were a pair of to tte poor victims of deputized indis2668 Dearborn Street a practice that used to rankle f old shoes, held onto Clydes tired old cretion Pete Haywards sense of law enforceof white string. a strand feet by the Where protest have their best affect get-u- p, were certain, ment justice. is when it is directly related to some wasTheto povertycm our During an investigation of tte sheriffs sympathies and we play activity in which the protesters are gave him a FREE copy of the paper.... office a year ago, it was observed that involved. People protesting about someslot machines and beer and booze were ....he didnt need to blame the get-u- p thing which doesnt really involve them on his plentiful at hand boy. have very little effect on the outcome. ....it was suggested that there were The boy, said the Secretary of State, I think a lot of the boys in Vietnam are the roosters, sneaks into laws telling how to dispose of such before rises there as draftees and probably would the Miller Manor Master Boudoir and loot, which had been on hand since tte protest the war if they were not there. filches the shoelaces from Clydes shoes beginning of WW n (and those suggesThe protests here would probably not under tions do not include campaign photosomewhere S& 1 too much really. affect them graphy). tte carpets It was suggested to the incumbent Now, Clyde, we know that Mrs. Miller would never allow those shoes in tte sheriff, then chief deputy, that a court order should be obtained to authorize bedroom and something youve never been destruction of tte gambling devices.... told, Mrs. Miller. Clyde taught that that tte State Likker Kontrol Kommis-sio- n had first go at unopened containers J shoelace trick to tte boy sos Clyde of alcoholic H would have an excuse to make daily beverages.... until now.... And, we were igiored inspection checks in an effort to learn Isnt it quite a coincidence that in where youve been sweeping tte dirt his reorganization and modernization he treks into tte house! and professionalization program, Juddy waits a full year, till tte day after Pete Hayward files, to drag out all opinion from Deputy Attorney Gerald of lawyers and a tte back gambling devices and back- -, number a $ Theres Nielsen saying nothing could be dome. to tte 1940s? judge or two hereabouts, I hear tell, booze.. ..back Deputy Attorney Nielsen is a cool Wonder if Juddy did give tte Likker who1 re all het up about what they con- -i 3 head - and impresses me as a pretty sider to be the coersive techniques used Kontrol Kommission first go at tte able lawyer, but my impression is also for resale... ..as tte our Kampus Kops to collect drinking stuff by tte more with him 1 that anybody argues es law provides? -- court -- imposed traffic non their on this one tte more adamant he gets. Should you think we have a peeve I cant figure his technique in this of our own.. ..put such thoughts aside. awaits I hear One tell, eagerly Judge, situation though. to be We are fully aware.. ..and fully symhave and student the itd first to Seems me a lawyer is supposed out anyhow.... pathetic with tte fact that without old to tell a client his legal alternatives ; me who's going to flunk court with an booze and slot machines to shatter, into district whod go and tte interpretations of tte clients n underhanded tte Juddy has but pitiful little of late to on procedures. appeal not potential action deputy attorney to come into view boast about. Latest complaint Nielsen though he just says ya caint do it Will be interesting to see if (me of Phil Hansens deputies disagrees. Speaking of Phil.. .. .appears thatafar right legislator in our town is finding himself very chummy with Phil these at least from tte standpoint of days ideas. People have come to expeat nutty sayings out of Phil on occasion -Circulation Manager-MDegn but now Allan E. Mecham, representaPublished every Thursday by Great Advertising Production --Leigh Stark Western News, Inc. tive from district 5 - resorts to tte Production Manager-PletDykman cheapness of insult and bitterness 22(5 South West Temple, Salt Lake at matter second as class Entered could it mean that he finds that logical City, Utah 4115 Phone: the Post Office at Salt Lake City. arguments dont work in his attack on Utah tmderthe act of March 9, 1871 Rosblatt those he opposes - so why not try and Managing Editor Subscription S5 20 per year Norman Rosenblatt emotion????? Editorial Stall: JeanleKempe Davy Jones will formally announce Member: Utah State Press AssociGene Townsend his candidacy for County Auditor before ation represented by American Jim Baldwin Newspaper Representatives d Gee our next issue comes out will won Advertising ders never cease. y-- I solving I.Icxiy RSsods 02 17121 Loses Jim Baldwin You should have seen him les . V. We could accomplish. involves the man who attended a legitimate public function on kampus.... he receives a parking citation for parking without a student permit. Later, bis son goes up on kampus to register.. ..only to discover that the sins of the father are visited upon the son. He cant register until hes paid Dads although Dad never $5 parking penalty Salt Palace: Are We Sure ? grant that it is quite late to be taking a second look at the whole Civic Auditorium project but its not too late. During the next few weeks a series of articles in the Review will examine this question from the other side. - since we Admittedly we are not covering both sides feel that the proponents have had sufficient opportunity to voice their views. The question we think Salt Lakers should ask - what is the best civic project - for all citizens - that $17 million double take -U pen-alti- I 1 MikRMEW ae er 487-74- Madager-WUlre- '! |