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Show THE RICH COUNTY REAPER. RANDOLPH, UTAH Sally Sez OUR COMIC SECTION THAT FUNNY FEELING ; It was the eve of the party, and young Bobby was constantly think ing of Joys to come. Oh, mum," he said, I do feel so i m Hts THE WCt'lESr LAST excited!" Excited, dear?" said his mother, realizing the cause. What is excit- 6USI ed?" i KNOW- - TALL HEHAPTOflAV Why," said the boy, its being In London Answers. ttWEt&W,WjOOL a hurry all over. Empty A lawyer was endeavoring to Impress the court with the fact that his clients had always been anxious to settle the case by agreement. Your Honor, he said, eighteen months ago we held out the olive branch. Yes, responded the Judge, but there were no olives on it. Boston HAP THE NOW SHEf 6Of TH' WHOOPM Ws hope our parents end eur kin. Wont know, for at the breakfast court' This isnt known as home support". - P. S. Observing family rules Isnt the only kind of home support. LET'S PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRT. Transcript. Fair Exchange He leaned over the garden fence. I say, old fellow," he said, I und- you have Thomsons erstand"-that THIS WEEKS PRIZE STORY new rake. The neighbor nodded. If youll Good," said the first. let me borrow that occasionally, Ill let you use Jones roller whenever you need it. Stray Stories. Confession Friend Doesnt it shock you to hear your daughter using expressions like Oh, h 1? Mother No, I envy her. Ive wanted to use them myself a good many times, but with my strict bringing up I Just cant get up enough nerve to spit them out, though I do think them. Cincinnati Enquirer. J if- Home Industry! What does it mean te us 7 It means the foundation of a prosperous community. To have home industry we must buy Intermountain Made Goods, for these roods, in plain words, are Home Industry. Let us aU do our part to build up a prosperous community here by buying of stores that are dealers in Intermountain Made Goods. For What wo make, makes ns" I KUTH LEWIS. Ephraim, Utah W. N. C ) (Copyright. Past and Present THE FEATHERHEADS i NOW WHAT? At 400 Utah Oil OH NOTHING Got a Grouch J only ON 2 TusT nrrrn i was Refining 'THINKING Service Stations HOW IT WORKS In Utah and Idaho United States and Russia Russia by far has more territory than the United States. Its authority extends over 8,144,228 square miles while the United States and its outlying possessions embrace 3,738,395 square miles. Get Free Garden Guide Book Tom The rain falls alike on the Just and the unjust. Jack Yes, and they both get stuck Salt Lake City, Utah In the mud. Built the Pyramids According to Herodotus, great Pyramid of Egypt was by Cheops of Khufu, about B. C. The second pyramid built by Suphis II, and the by Monkare. IT SEEMS To ME YoU of candy HA vE A very Nice sol Very, Very Bad Dianne, age seven, had Just returned from a movie, and her aunt wanted to know how she liked it. Oh, you ought to see It, auntie, said the child. But if you go you better take a lot of handkerchiefs. Its awful sad one dies and two get married. Chicago News. THERE BE.SIPE YOU AND YOU OOT A NEW STRUNG OF BEADS THIS WEEK AND DIDN'T ToU Get A NEW HAND BAG; Too? r AWP DIDN'T 'UY One Consolation It must be dreadful for you to have your own son in jail for joyriding." Anyhow, Its a comfort to know where he is at nights. Border Cites Star. the built 3733 was third SALESMENS SAMPLES Ladies Knit Suits and Dresses THEM ALL Now MYSELF? One-ha- lf Off UTAH WOOLEN MILLS Salt Lake City, Utah Trim It Down Mrs. Dinks What I say never seems to bear fruit. Mr. Dinks It might if you pruned Old Clay Dolls in Mexico Clay dolls have been discovered in Mexico, marked vith the insignia of the sun and appertaining to the cult of the ancient Aztecs, probably 3,000 years old. estcrn Nawspapcr Union ASK TOUR DRUGGIST FOR It a bit Quite Correct The schoolteacher asked her pupils to name some of the most dangerous jungle animals. A tiger, said one little boy. A lion, put in another. A bear, suggested yet a third. Now tell me something with horns that it Is dangerous to go near," she asked. Motor cars, miss, put In Jimmy Smith. ANOTHER ONE Brown Is kicking himself this , morn- ing. What for? He made a fool election bet and lost" a million law. ing. Brothers in Error Trust her I You surely dont think she could keep a secret. . Well, Ive trusted her with things and she kept them." other Nuff Said Has your former wife consented to having the alimony reduced now that your income has shrunk so much? Ell, no ! If she had been that kind of a woman we never would have needed the divorce 1 INTERMOUNTAIN PRODUCT Coons and Squirrels in Winter The raccoon and gray squirrel sleep during only the coldest part of the winter, then come out again. The chipmunk occasionally wakes up for something to eat, and the red squirrel goes into winter seclusion only as a last resort, preferring to remain abroad all winter. fellow? up! Neighborly Tact Mrs. Brown, cried Mr. Smith to have you spoken to his neighbor, your boy about mimicking me? Yes, I have, replied Mrs. Brown. Ive told him not to act like a fooL Positively Matrimonial Mistress 1 notice that your policeman friend calls frequently. Do you think he means business? Cook I think he does. Hes already beginning to complain about my cook- Pompous Physician (to man plastering defective wall) The trowel covers up a lot of mistakes what? Workman Yes, govnor and so do the spade. AN Tramp Sir, I once had dollars an lost it thro de Prospect How, my poor Tramp A cop woke me THATS THAT APEX MILK o MAGNESIA HAYWIRE Place Your Order Now For White Leghorns, Reds, Rocks and other Popular Breeds. Production Bred Mountain Bred and Acclimated only a short distance from onr warm Hatcheries to yonr warm Brooder. We are Brooders distributors for and Lincoln chick feeders. Write for special prices and cash discounts on orders placed now. 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