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Show , , 3gnwrwmrtmn i r You remember the other day how Grandfather Turkey told us about the ' J Horse Gets Ride When Auto Crashes Into Herd K. O. Pocatello, Idaho. When Brangbuns car crashed into a herd of horses, one of the animals was catapulted into the air, landed on top of tlie car, and rode It into a ditch. Branghan suffered a fractured teg and internal injuries. The horse was not hurt. . $ . t $ $ V T ; t' Trapped by Love Note Toronto, Canada. A love tetter he wrote to a girl trapped Basil ODonnelJ after he escaped from jail In Toronto Canada. Police Intercepted the letter, and the postmark led them to a near by town, where ODonnell was hiding from the authorities. t' 4 FREAK EATS TWO MEALS AT TIME asked George Turkey. I remember, said John Turkey. Ive been thinking It Vver ever since then, said young Master Tur-- . , Veteran Burglars, 11 and 14, Confess ' t way we were well fed when Thanksgiving time was drawing near, and how we were eaten for that day? key. - Los Angeles. By their own admission Etifanio Uenterin, T eleven, and Ralph Avila, four- are veteran teen, burglars. The were arrested by police pair f V breaking into a drug store. They calmly confessed burglarizing more than a dozen neighborhood v stores and homes, officers ? t TURKEYS PRIDE THE RICH COUNTY REAPER, RANDOLPH, UTAH - . Two-Heade- Calf. Normal in Other Way. d . When we first heard the news, he continued, that we were going to be fed for a special day and only were going to be fed so that people could eat us, we thought it a little strange. You remember that Grandfather Turkey told us that would be the reason for our fine names, but that now in the springtime we must keep our feet dry and not catch cold so we could grow into splendid, strong tur- Philanthropys Failing Philanthropy said Hi Ho. the sage Chinatown, has not yef learned a way to be as generous toward human folly as it is toward physical weak ness. Washington Star. . Seattle. Two heads with but a single thought And thats no flight of poetical S. Solvadelene, a fanner living a mile south of Snohomish, is the proud owner of a Holstein cult with two heads each of which is constantly intent upon the bottles ot milk with which It lias been sustained ever since it first saw tlie light of day. The calf is normally formed in every way except for its dual headlex andhave who veterinarians aniined the animal are hopeful it will attain a normal span of life. When horn the calf seemed part said the other two turkeys. We did feel just a little better after a few moments of Grandfather Turkeys talk, said young Master Turkey, because he said that it was fine to live a glorious life full of food even If it were not to be for long. That cheered us up a bit. Yes, said young George Turkey, that made me feel quite happy again. It made me feel the same way, said young John Turkey. But Ive been feeling happier since then, said young Master Turkey. Has it made you happier to think it all over? asked young George Tur- ly J. All Fall for Tkorrv are crossed and marriages are made for the privilege of seeing Niagara fails. Womans Home Companion Dee-in- s And Not All Do That Life is terribly short, considering t trices' ftie average person fifty years to accumulate just a little bit of 'eose. Atchison Globe. paralyzed, hut Solvadelene over came this condition hy hoisting the calf aloft In much the same nmnnet that live stock are hoisted aboard ships, and exercising Its legs hy the simple expedient of pulling them 'I he The calf has only one neck two .heads are balanced atop It. It 'ms only two ears but four eyes, two noses and two mouths being capable of taking nourishment through eilhei or both of the latter at will. The aw bones are connected but otherwise the construction of each mouth is Inde pendent of the other. key. It has, said young Master Turkey. Sad Reflection Alas, the public never knows how many goats have been left to bleat unheard in the wake of the Big Success. Toledo Blade. t Inventor Honored In the public square at Bardstown Ky., is a monument to Lieut. John Fitcji as the inventor of the steam "oat By a unanimous vole ilie United States senate and house approved or February 12. 1!26. an appropriation of SIS.tW for a suiiidde monument to Lieutenant Fitch. This memorial was Ransom Mate from Fire near Ive been thinking more about It, and Ive boon finding out more about it. There are a number of old turkeys around the barnyard and theyve been telling me all that happens. They've been telling more of the same talk as Grandfather Turkey told us. They have said that some of us would he eaten when Thanksgiving day came around again, but "that it was a long time away. I found out more about that day, too, you know. "Its a day when people are thank- . Mueh-lenbec- Wife; Gives It to Hijbby Mont. An ill wind that whisked $2t from Mrs. M ca!l urn's opened purse ilie other day relented a few minutes Intel, and blew $20 of the euriemj into the hands of her husband, who happened to lie down Mr. Mcallum noticed the t!ie street u year-old- one-hal- ceremonies Epictetus. Worth Their Cost Tradition is uot a bad thing. Woe to the activity in which tradition Is not the subject of an everlasting and violent scrap. And dignity, purity and are not bad things wholesomeness either. All four are worth fighting for and fighting against. Arnold Ben- nett Prevent Rugs Slipping Rugs will not slip or curl If you cut small pieces from an old Inner tube and sew one on each of the four corners with strong thread matching the rug color ns near as possible. k 1 New Job for Toys Proper toys should bring about emotional stability, induce proper thought, foster the Imagination, de velop the right muscles and call forth and deepen the. sense of beauty In color and form. Womans Home Com nanion. T Nat Herd to Understand Posted four months ago at a letter addressed to a neighboring village has just been de1 Penrbyn-deudraeth- , livered. We should Imagine that it might take quite a long time for a letter to get out of Penrhyndeudraeth. London Opinion. f CleanUp Todays unfinished task is a mortgage on tomorrow Boston Transcript 1 Dice' Lon 3 Known Dice were known in ancient Greece and their Invention is attributed by some to Psalmedes iu tlie Thirteenth century. B. C. The dice exhumed from Thebes differ in no way from the ivory or hone cubes of today. They had spots ranging from one to six on them and rhe sum of the spots on the two opposite sides always seven After Hie feast the burglar sat down at the piano and played, if dust marks on the piano keys proved anything Only a radio and a quantity of canned goods were taken. ' p First Offenders According to a clergyman, much trouble would he avoided if married people exercised more common sense All matrimonial trouble would be avoided it only single people exercised more common sense Detroit News. up to dry. , inippes-jv-- 1027 ' Norwalk, Ohio. There is a musical burglar who is also an expert conk abroad in tills vicinity. Said burglar is also a neat housekeeper, it appears Mr. and Mrs. Fred Link, latest vie rims of the prowler, returned home to find that some one had cooked a tasty meal in the kitchen, had washed the dishes and hung the dish towels street drain. Man, 80,. Sentenced errant Ini Virginia riiy. Ei.41t.--A- n set fire to .him that Impelled pulse sent an has farm to the county poor . state man the to peni eighty tentiary where, if, he lives that long f he must remain 'for two and years. Lie is James Daly, who admitted be, touched a match to the institution In a hi of anger. statues Burglar Prepares Meal and Plays Piano, Too Aiiac'-itd- 2. Wisdo.-oi fc.p.ctetu When vou have broughi yourself to mppl.v the needs of the hdy at small ost. do not pique yourself on that, nor if you drink only water, keep say ing on each occasion. "I drink water I And if you ever want to practice en durance and toil, do so unto yourself and not unto others do not embrace nt Wird Takes Money From May Czechoslovakia, St. Louis St. Louis praying gro cer was shot to death here by a cus t omer for whom he was praying. For many years lleriry Muehlen neck has offered up a prayer for vir rually every customer who entered his store. Faithful to the custom, Muehlen eek dropped to his knees behind tlie candy counter last night to Invoke divine guidance for a man who bad candy bar. just bought a Our Fattier the grocer began. His prayer was cut short by a command to stick era up. Unable to believe the man he had prayed for would hold him up, started to run. Tlie man at the counter fired one shot and the praying grocer fell dead. 1 bills lodged against or. Grccer Is Slain as He Prays for Customer ful for everything theyve got health, sunshine, happy homes, people who love' them and whom they love and oh, theyve got very many things for which to ha thankful. But mostly theyre thankful because a good many years ago this country in which is this barnyard was a very young country and it was through brave men wdio didnt mind suffering many trials that thev could build up the country.. So people celebrate this day every year to show they are thankful that they are living in this country. So we do our parts, too. If it means that were, to be eaten. And the young turkeys felt proud that they were singled out for such it fine day as Thanksgiving and in the meantime they eould have a very nice summer ahead of them. with unve-'le, where a widow has been endeavoring to get into communication with hei dead husband. She was horrified to hear at a spiritualist's seance that tier husband was far from comfortable. .In fact, accord ing to tlie medium, he was being kept busy night am! day fighting unquench able flames. Thai night there was a knock at the door and a man. draped from head to foot in black, whispered confidingly that lie was the devil himself and would make things n little easier for the husband on the payment of a thousand Czech crowns. Next day the widow went to the mink and cashed a check for the ransom. confiding to the cashier her Joy at being able to help her husband escape from the torments of the nether regions. The cashier informed the police and a trap was laid for Satan, who was arrested when he came for the check He confessed that he and tlie spiritual ist had schemed to defraud the widow That Cheered Us Up a Bit. , Prague, " AUNT IS ACCUSED- OF LOVE PIRACY ' Sister vs. Sister Suit Filed on Story of Boy. New York. Sister vs. sister, one accusing the other of love piracy, formed the background of a divorce suit filed against Edward Ruth, Jr., wealthy Long Island and Westchester real estate man. The woman alleged to have flouted the bounds of sisterly ethics Is Mrs. Stanley. Rysavay, wife of an elec tridan. She was a central figure, swore Mrs. Ruths son, Edward III. in a rather surprising domestic scene. Edward told how he and detectives visited a certain house in Mamaro-neck- . There, he said, he found not merely ills father and Mrs. Rysavay, but also bis grandfather, Edward Ruth, Sr., and his fourteen-year-olcousin,. Ruth Rysavay. Father, said the son, evinced no hostility, whatever, when informed of the surprise party. The love affair between her husband and her sister began in 1917, the wife charges. Mrs. Ruth, telling of her marriage In 1904, when her husband was not so . wealthy, said he is now worth on her riches showered has lie sister, says the wife, including homes in Port Washington and Southampton, and charge accounts in department stores. Mrs. Ruth asked alimony. This Justice Fawcett, Brooklyn, granted her temporarily in the sum of $75 weekly. Counsel fees of $3,500 were allowed. d Offers to Let Widow Vienna The devil, attired in black lias appeared at the village ot Bibo-gen- Waukegan, Wis. George Van Valkenburg chloroformed his police dog, Trixie, because she was ill. He postponed burial because the ground was frozen. A week later he dug a grave, despite the hard ground, and went to get Trixies body. As he took a blanket from around her the dog blinked her eyes and got up. of fancy. keys? We most certainly do remember it, Chloroformed Dog Comes Back to Life I Long Days and Nights In the Arctic and Antarctic regions the sun does not go below the horizon for six months in the summer. And It does not appear above the horizon for six months in winter.' $250,-000- Convict HIDES 18 YEARS IN HOME; KILLS WOMANS SPOUSE r. ' Slayer Protected by Widow in Secret Rooms in Her Residence LOS ANGELES The story of a man who lived eighteen years in secret compartments In the homes of Fred Oesterreich, wealthy apron manufacturer, was told when Ott Sanhuber, who went under the name of Walter Klein, was arrested In connection with Oesterrelehs murder here eight years ago. The story was first disclosed by Herman Shapiro, an attorney, who said that Sanhuber confessed the murder to him. Sanhuber admitted at the district attorneys office that he killed Oesterreich. He said Im glad its over. I am Ott Sanhuber. My family and the Oesterreich family have known each other since my childhood. For years I have tried to pose as Walter Klein. I can think of nothing now but San Quentin but I shot In self-defens- e. I couldnt endure her Yes; I was in the house on of the nurder; I was there officers searched the house, couldnt find me. suffering. the night when the but they When the Oesterreichs entered the house they were quarreling. I thought she was being killed so 1 shot him. Sanhuber built his own compartments, according to Shapiros affidavit, under the attic eaves of the Oesterreich homes, after the manufacturers wife had smuggled him in. Trails Pair Across U. S. The almost unbelievable existence began when the Oesterreichs lived in Milwaukee and Mrs. Oesterreich became friendly with Sanhuber. When the Oesterreichs moved to another residence In Milwaukee and later to Los Angeles, Sanhuber went Cant Dress Himself When Freed Ossining, N. Y. They turned Frank Singer out of Sing Sing recently but the poor fellow lost an hour of his new freedom because he couldnt put on the civilian suit they gave him. Itd been twenty years since he had on a decent pair of pants, and so unfamiliar to him was the construction of the freemans collar that he had to get a warden to help him put it on. In point of service he was the old est prisoner in Sing Sing. Except for Emil Totterman, who was freed a few weeks ago after serving twenty-eigh- t years for murder, Singer, a former bandit, had served longer than any man discharged from Sing Sing in ten years. The attendants had to help him get on his collar, adjust the collar buttons and the necktie, as well as other things he was unaccustomed to, explained Warden Lewis E. Lawes. You see he had not had on civilian clothes since he came here over twenty years ago. When Singer was freed he said: Ive been in here a mighty long time. Im glad to be free again. Im through with wild life. Now for real life. He was committed to prison by Judge Mulqueen in Manhattan with a thirty-nin- e year sentence for robbery December 16, 1909. He reduced this term by good work and good conduct I Thought She Was Being Killed, So I Shot Him. along, fashioning himself each time quarters that could scarcely have been detected. Oesterreich was found shot to death in the Los Angeles home in August of 1922. Police, discovering in their investigation a closet locked from the outside, broke down the door. Inside they found the manufacturers wife, semi-consciou- s. Widow Escapes Trail. She was taken to jail and accused of the murder, but never brought to trial because of insufficient evidence. While she was In jail, however, Shapiro, a former roomer in the Oesterreich home, risited her. She ,'told him. that some one was hiding in the house. If Shapiro placed food in designated spots and scratched on the walls, she said, some one would Trumpeter Blows So Hard appear. Outi Tom Is Tonsil Sore This Shapiro did and Sanhuber 111. wouldnt Physicians Champaign, came from his hiding place. , believe it until they looked for The men struck up a friendship, but all the same Howard Frick, und one day Sanhuber told Shapiro while practicing on his trumpet, blew he shot the manufacturer. He then so hard to reach a high note that one locked the widow in the closet, he of his tonsils flew out. said, and went back to his secret Frick had a sore throat and the compartment to wait until the Investinext day intended to undergo an opgation ended. eration for the removal of his tonsils. The outside lock on the closet door Only one had to be cut out, however. in which Mrs. Oesterreich was found was the principal reason why she was never placed on trial. Since she had St. Louis Police Seek been locked In by another person, It Man, Find Him in Jail was thought, she could never be St. Louis, Mo. Police here sought proved guilty of the murder. Police said she described Sanhuber high and low for Elmer Sutton, 26. when his wife and mother became later as her vagabond alarmed at his failure to return home one night Authorities continued the Twins Birthdays Give search for ten days without success. Sutton was recently found in the city Parents Cause for Worry jail where he had been for the entire Ont When the twin son Toronto, period, charged with carrying conand daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Charles cealed weapons. Lawson become a few years older 1 their parents either will have to have U wod two birthday parties or Hold a Joint Their baby son suBaj oj pasn eja.w s.uwddu jj 'sod pi party at midnight esoupin aqj q was born shortly before midnight, paajj a V 0001 kbS uunjBjtf March 80. The stork made Its delivpazinjn pan uauiuji ery of a twin daughter a few later, on March 31. theth-selves- half-brother- ." . sa min-tit- es |