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Show BUB733AA LIFE AIDS 1102 ALS. Good It Causes a Former City Evident to Giv i Up Swearing. Id one thing at least," said a man who lias moved iuto the subSuburban life has been a urbs. benefit to me. it has taught uie not to swear. wrogssas People who buy Sc::, year than other people. H in-ble- ui their Cowboy, Fighter, L guist . Anaconda (Mont.) Standard: Tell them Im the cowboy from Dalys ranch, exclaimed a small, slender young man ns ho entered the Gem concert hall in Missoula. Some time later be was jostled by four Italiaua Like a whirlwind lie attacked the1 four, knocking 'them down in quick fiuccossion aud not receiving a scratch. After the GuriliHldians bad re covered from their surprise and had quenched the flow of blood from their uoseB, tbey formed r.u offensive leaguo against the unknown aud proceeded to bunt him up. Ife was wailing for them, and to their surprise, he addressed them in their own language, offering to pile them ail in the middle of the street for S10. They declined the bet. Then the fighter tamed to a Frenchman in the crowd and spoke to him in liis own tongue. He spoke iu Spanish then, and again in good English. Fiually he turned to a China man, who had been attracted by the crowd , and Bpoke Chinese to him. The Celestial was surprised, but answered him iu the same language. The little fellow was a hi rd. He coaid talk to any of them and in their own language. He could fight with any of them, and in their own style . He said afterward that he had been in the navy on the Pacific and that he was not seeking any notoriety. His name he kept to himself. Points! Paragraphs. an easy matter to master the grief of another. Borrowing may be a disease, but lending is insanity Cupid puls in a good deal of his time in target practice. The average woman acts first and thinks it over afterward. Faith is not very plentiful, but the supply is equal to the demand. Womans ruling passion crops ont in her desire to rule a husband. The microbe never bothers the man who is nuaware of its existence. The man who is too lazy to Btand up and tell the truth is ap to lie about it. Our Theres nothing new. on took often spins grandmothers wheels. chaiuless Its CHA1N-- S U- - a :i PM 12 UJ DU. chool and Fireside I?1 ilM. 8 80, Silver City Ar 2L-:- , ed, S Ar Ar 1 7 1.5'BUS 7 tV " 7 " " 472 It 181 8 45 1 10 6 851250 11 iu iu Den 6 20 1MV elegant lialf-ton- e Aud ispiece Is a full page pie! n roof Dr. Aln.sor. Agent'; era wann-- In si " busy, did i n KINGS ing to youeelf if yon aro easily bore. can cant a 7" cyclone because he is carried away with it. PIKES PEAK ROUT- E- A i ,,y - 'i t" it i riVSev Xl!. fh.irtc. L ilii llto.ls y if Acnst" 1 . ik AVilirlt4 Ns ;j itk iH. I 1 1 .''i ! l :. "t:. f f. ,y fa !:.! i p x , ,; m" .! I !.a t . i r ::i : ... li. and iulraduce early onr splen-- 1 C3 k Joints, os if. c. T(nv asKsv, General Pass. A Tlrket Ag Iiish8sterade,uoodyinyeverIaUfaov inch imported tubing, flnsh vsius, jjii moikl ofcranks, arch crown, isiyc dctscbsUc improved I, I; , i 1V1 two-pio- cs sprockets, handsomiot finish and di mirations, Motysn & Wright, quick repair tins, sinyicordonblc tube, high grade $29.00. Bpecisl pries on sample. Mo. IMWMMWVVWWl machine, equal to any fur servios and assy numby. Best 1H inch 88mletnbiity, two idses cranks, arch crown, detachable sprockets, finely finished snd dsoontsd, Hurysn & Wright, quick ropair tires, single or doable tube, high ymdc equipment. Oar special sample price $24X0. 2L.JLaaJU OREGON SHORT LINE Cough Remedies, Almond Cosmetiqne, Lotion for pimples, Eceinza and nil roughness and redness of the skin and faco and Antiseptic Month Wash for the ladies. Kings Compound Extract of Celtry the grenl. nerve tonic nud alterative, ami fo; the babies the Antiseptic and Absorbnut KuTsery Powder, absolutely harmless and nicely pci fumed. Dout get into the habit of talk- li;. r. CCSSACIa Syrup of Tar and Wild Cherry, Syrup of White Pine Expec loiaut, Baby Cough Syrup, alone, Lunls S . Wi- tU, . t -- ii. a KonsKR, Commercial Frelgt A Isu. Kooin21, Vlorlan block, Sail Lake City, HAVE YOU TRIED I. models we have concluded to make a marvelous offer direct to tlic rider. For 3o days we will wll aamplea of our well '98 bicycles at net cost to manufacture and will ship, C. O. D. on approval to any address on receipt of the nominal ai:m of $ i oo (if west of Denver, 5). This deposit is merely to show good faith on purchaser' part; if yon dont want to send money in advance, aetid your express agent's guaranty for charges one way aud ws will pay them I lie other if you dont want the wheel. pans of the .Coiled Slates, Utah YTt-iilin particular. MILLIONS of books are being published annually, thousands of To the (rest rivers aud Atlantic seaboard. canvassers are soiling them, bur only a LIMITED few are worth Mmlerii Eqnlpinei your time to read. Toll Blegmt and Thoroughly and Itocliinii - Cliuir Cur--, In which t wiien tin ofllN on vrumort scat to free sure holders of regular ire and BUY DU MA LIS KU3 LOOK. tirkeu. THE SKELTON PUBLISHING CO. Provo, Utah. Call on or address tliecai.-Yssscrs- i'lt'f ' f To keep onr great factory lie Quickest Routt Pitivt'ly JET&'om Oj US GRAND GFFEil Close Connections in Union Depots. i ortnits. U eicifidit H'L S7LU. Ayt. No Tiresome Layovers, 122 pags Including Front- i Af,iint : j 'll litte no Areatr. but Fell to Lie ltl:W at ibices, Snving V. s ril '.Ve n ic: H.iia St.. Traffic Manaycr. conMlnliifHOO ii V II. BABCOCK, Grade. H:gh f.VfiCf rr. IUF AS AfiENTS SC.l I I F. A. WADLK'.UII. lieu! Iu.i.ATk-kct-. $2.00 $2.75 $3.75 Bicycles, Models. S3 88ilo1 Gsn'l Myr. e Acme K1 Viee-Pres't.- A 8. $31.58.' I kAMPM ' WJ U 8 J!l8 10 8 U7.8 27 D.C. DODliB, is now publislieil. N' school, n 11 wiuio.it it. A ciidi Is coiupi-inuHlprn. handsum lfc'ok, In thr-styles, comeB iu. Dout provido youarelf with utah 'Mix At stations here no time is shuwiitraius do not stiir, D trains run dully. S K trains ran dully excejit Sunday. Orauy point East, and wish to enjoy a ilayliulit ride tbrouirli the gruudent scenery of thn Kocky iiioiintuius. be sure to ask tor a ticket tliut reads viu tha KAUL (J. MAESER'S lo i SuulHiiiiiu ti.wheu llillsiils l.tttlinnlu CuiiunSiiliiiy Euruka Mummuth Jet, 8 28 Dout judge a womans complex- Don't think a man appreciates Fork Iuysuu 8 Ki Dont. Dont think because yon fool some people that others fool yon. Halt Lake HiMiii-.l- 7 Oil. 7 U0 7 !L. 7 12 h l It isut much to the worm's credit to turn when trod upon; will do the any old barrcl-lio- ip same thing. W hen a man tells yon he has just been married it somttimes puzzles you to know whether he or symexpects eoi pathy. Chicago New s. It wont stand lM. AM 5UUl lk..i 5 61 C 33 Dep 8 n 8 hi! 8 hi e 52 City, St. Louis, 7 fUatloiisaudSidliiys res Ll D -- at once. on yonr wheel. . Kast-tHiui- ul Mix s p to borrow money THE SINGER West-Bou- y Dont attempt tV Ilytm nre iroliig to make better clerks than single ones. They aro not in unch u hurry to get home of au evening. Only the fear of endless torment causes some sinners to repent. Fleshy people would iiudojibtod-lfall off a good deal if they would try bicycling. Nature's laws nre disregnided by the officeholders who occupies it 2. DEAN, Prtiprlotoi. f It is said that married men ion by the box Fine lath room in connection. payson, SINGER SIWINO-AAUUN- U ARE SOLD ONLY 5 ... riTCH. ANY STYLE OF CA11I.NET WORK. Sold for Cash, or feaaed. Old Machines Exchanged. share. two places osoriaf oParfor. ... canSinger Sewing-Machin- e not be obtained through department store or merdundiie deal-era- ; they are delivered directly from maker to user only through our own employees. Tbey art offered to the public oa their intrinsic merits as the beat device obtainable fur family sewing. CAN YOU TRY OXB FRH? Deliver it at CKRTAIXLY. jruur door, in our own wagon, upon application to any of our offices, heated In every city in the world. OK Kinir-- R LOCK-STITC- H fang's Jiist drir.k more tea a One women always pays more attention to what another women I found right away, in the sub- Las on limn to whnt wiiui she urban town that the people don't Buys. swear, or not in public anyway. Lots of men join a secret soThey couldnt very well. They be cause they tLiuk its were traveling busk and f irth on ciety will show up well on tLeir ths trains, all tha tims in con- watch chains. tact with all sorts of men and with Age rarely brings wisdom ; about the same people day after day, inthe best it cau do is to teach us who men swear. didnt cluding what how 'could a man swear uuder And particular brurnl of folly we like best such circumstances? Aud it was jutt tha same around the railroad A marriage without love and a Bt&lion aud the postofiice. There steam boiler witLont a Bafty valve were always more or less people idicates that some one is going to about, including neighbors, and get blowu up. often women and children, and In trying to win a girls heart a people didn't swear. Quite spurt young man often loses his head. from any other consideration The wife governs best who whatever, it was not good form. doesn't let her husband know she Refraining from swearing in is trying. in tbs suburbs has had a restraining influence upon me here, and' The only good bicycle made is now I have stopped swearing al- the one ownod by every wheelman together. And Im glad of it, for you meet its a miserable practice, and I feel A woman always agrees with a better free from it. And I thank man Whose opoions are the same the suburbs for it. I don't kuow as her own. how the advanlagesas lietween city and conntry life will finally sum Some men would suffer from if they were compelled up in my mind, bat I do know that dyspepsia to oat their own words. when I am setliug down the figures I shall put dowu a good generous Only Btupid persons complain of Binout to the credit cf the suburbs hard work . The Bniart ones alNew York Sun. ways mausge to get others to do on this account - - i FROM MAKERTOUSERsl ! RY. Best msdiam grade for ISM. i'4 inch tubing, striped and deeoratsd, arch enrwn, bearing, ball ntainan,bt Indians ar Nsw Urnnswick tine, standard eqaipment. Upccial pries on sample $19.00. (fLONRTIlfF. Tew Train Sj vie NOTE. Choice of Color, Style, Height of Frame, dear, etc. Fully Guaranteed. Ton will be snrprlwd at the appmranra and quality of three wheels. Drat wait, onbr nuw while this ullv is oprn. fnen will be nmcli himiw on. Ymr eu make Big Money as our Agent, sxllios hr us. Wa give our syrata chuue of cash, the free us of a sample wheel, or gift of a wheel, according to work done. TI ese trains will be elegantly equipped iure ly local uud ulwaysun time. Iutroulxe them when you truvrl, Do You Want Cheap Wheels? M LOCAL TIME CARD, In effect, May 8, Trains Arrive aud Depart Stations as Fullows: South Bound Lv. Ev, f STAfIOS We hsTsnnmbrr of 1!M and UR modal whstls of various makes end but oil nsw stylus, some liuls shop-wur- n, IMM. at the dust-pro- Various Wheels Slightly Used, Modern Types, express aa ci0.w $8.00 to $12.00. MWWWMAMWW Onr but! nos Kortli Bound Ar. ( Ar (7 )U.UU 10 and npotation era known thronghoot the ennntry. Bthwers, any of eomiuiM, or any bank in Lhicsco, Art Catahrgae Irra, Heeurasgsoeyatonea The J. L Mead Cycle Co., ALL ROADS AHE ALIKE TO A the Chicago MONARCH. Perfection is tho result of our long experience. a wife BLd expect her to provide you with a home. Don't take worry with you your travels; you will fiiud it on on Four tap everywhere. Dont think your milkman has pedigreed cows because he furnishes you with blue milk. trail s dully from to Suit I .ukr. Two fut trains dully from Salt Lihptniilliniiitsoast. Improved Tourist Alreiiereeud Free Cars Suit take to Chicago without el ange. Elegant Day Coaches. TO The only Hue oiierutluir dlnliiy ear service. Thn Shortest and Pnstest Line from Salt Colcnds Springs, Lake to Denver. Krnsas City, Oiuulm and all Points East. Ogileu Reclin-ingClia- ir THE SlIOUT LINE Dont get the idea into your Dssvsr, leairili d head that with women on juries there would be fewer disagreeBest and most Popular Route to ments. Dont attempt to train up your Cripple Creek, Victor, Aspen, Glen wood Springs riuI children in the way they should go unless yon are going that way ALL EAST. yourself. W. II. BANCROFT, Through SIo(-rn- i j . and Gen. Mgr. S. W. ECCLKS, Gen. Trf. Mgr. P, i POINTS City 8. Burley, Uen1 Passenger Ayt. Office 2(il Main Salt Lake City. Alex Thornton. Ayent, Payson. Ticket n nni uULU and I lironuli Freoflisl Maiden Sympathetic Why, Cbm. Fluvkt Srrurry and Elegant Equipment. imlr t,,ro,"rl1 Kr" Have you ' TUy Ml,,y u,,c Jimmy, you poor ,boy! T t'ara to llpiivpr. Colorsdii SjiriiiK.1, Lendvllln , been lighting . No ami intrrmcdluti; mints from Suit Lake City Jimmy ml Ogden. been Ive Judy, fought. Treiutilrare aud arrive at li. O. W. R. Ii. depot. Miss Sour I could tell of one Leuve iluilv 7.10 p.m. 12.05 p.ra. Arrive dully of the heroes of the war wlio I. A HESTON. City Ticket Agent. When a young man tolls a girl who proposed to me. 15 W. Second Smith. Which war?" a lot of yarns sbe isnt to be blamYoung lidgcly O. A. IIUOWN. General Agent, Room 4 Allu Block-Sa- lt ed forgiving him the mitten. Lake City. Indianapolis Journal Vice-Pr- ! 1 n and Colorado U enough for MONARCH AUD DEFIANCE DICYCLES lins the WANTED j arc the product of mechanical ingenuity. ling: shall we tell you where to look ? Please send six cents to cover postage oil au ebibornlo Itook fin $40.00 Eklonarch callel COLORADO GOLD; 128 pap s, with 80 new half tone engravings, a. Send for 1898 Catalogue. Agents wanted in open territory. MONARCH CYCLE MFC. CO.. B.L. WINCIIELL f. A., Lcko, Halslod Branches-No- w UN. PAC.. DENVEH A OlLF RY DENVER, COLO. $60.00 Chainless SI00.00 $50.00 ent Lillian Send tan J -- stamps for and Fulton Streets, Chicago. York, London and Hamburg, deck of Monarch Playing Cards Ruaaall, Tom Cooper,Leo Richardson end Visitor donee. u |