Show A CATS DECISION A FABLE one daiy diy a bid of rare plumage and song sat on the limb of a tree overlooking a pond when a catfish roae to the sui face and said may be able to fly through tho air button can t swim you are not half so big gunboat as you pretend to be this salutation nettled the bird and he spanked up and replied I 1 am a better man than i ou are any day in jhb week and if ou were up here on this limb I 1 d prove it or break WHIRS pooh if ou were down here in the pond id take tle brig in about a boik minu tel sneered the catfish after some further sass it was agreed that chev should go to ohp cat ind have a test to see n inch excelled fc so happened hipp ened that a cat was out to see if there was any chance to pick up a bone at come one eles expense and the bird quickly brought her to the banks of the pond yon aee the cit slie stroked her whiskers and looked wise bird cannot swim and the catfish cannot therefore you must meet on neutral ground each thinks hia cause is come to me to decide the catfish will swim 10 he bank and the bird will alight on his back one will try to pull the down and tle one will try to pull he one up and may the best min win ahe pro gramme was carried being certain of victor but while they wei e struggling the cat raked in both for the benefit etcher stomach when men cant agree mused the satisfied cat as she walked homeward they can always go to law and the law will settle the dispute if it h s to eat the cause of it S titles examined exi mined and the titters devoured with neatness and dispatch moral in abo first place peg away at what vou can do best in the second place let other people hava the same chig is good dog but the umpire rakes in all poufitu detroit ane pi ess ACCIDENTS have bean numerous nume ious on the lons and mediterranean oid running out of pan and thefts of the pies sarc their shafts at the route we are assured ads one antei that the drivers of car nages continue to conduct pi who wish to leave by the paris and mediterranean line but it appears that a great number of the davers duvers haap quite given up going to the station ot arrival another tells of a husband who detected his wife in a flirtation you will not shoot mea earned the guilty woman no assa ered the husband my vengeance will be till moie terrible and billing a carriage lie put puts s the lady and the lover on the inside and bids the duve to the station ortho leons and an other makes a man call a carriage and say to the driver go 0 o the lyons sta bioni the driver regard him with emotion then anivin at the fatal spot he shakes his hand and ays to himin him in broken tones Faie wellI di man who bebber sins makes a poor nex doah neigh bur do woman who keeps beehn of her shoulders to see if wings have started makes a poor mother ani housewife ifju have never injured i man angone to him an axed his pardon an made up you doan know what real am if your conscience have driven ou to prayer you cant feel de goodness ob de bawd my addico to you am to be a beetle wicked not duft to to make men fear or alst to keep ou convinced dit ou must help to support churches an pay aclus clus attention to what the preacher say or be lei balun when de durees purees hun THE new postal caid factory at cis kieton tieton rensselaer Kens selaer county new york employ about men and women who assisted by machinery dispose of pounds of paper and manufacture postil tards every four hours I 1 be calls for cards in four aas ind was awarded the orange Com piny 10 manufacture he requisite pasteboards paste boards 12 pounds of paper will be used 1 he paper machine which is the virgest and most complete in the united stites has proved its capability by turning out a twelve miles in length without abream miss benson learned that who was wooing her at mount vernon buu ohio all aidy had a wife she waitea cited until he mi jo a formal 1 nag cand then applied to a justice tor bis anost on a charge of bigamy bo ing told that the crime of bigamy reher quiren double jn sho kept secret let abo engagement insult i in a wedding and then triumphantly gent him to jail immediately after the c accie monies such 13 the generous nature of woman A piece on tho live in a hot stove will it is said chua clein out a stove pipe tho vapors p deuced kofl wot by chemical |