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Wit PUBLISHERS :, DONfTVtoO WOtfT ACCEPT I - ANYTHING, WRITTEN OH j Sluts of n BOTH SIDES - OP A SHEET -' 'jS just to be near him!" By Ernie Bushmiller By Bud Futtef i known 1THAT,BUTWVW - rv... . '1 XTrtESAMEf; i . " - i By Margarita By Arthur Pointer By Len KleU The ' 100.000 who gathered at Louisville lor the Kentucky Derby offered a keen cross section of the sporting viewpoint For they came from practically every state, and alt are sports - minded. Outside of the Derby itself, I found that they were talking about the other turf classics, tin two pelffiant races and the Louis-Conn fight It was rather amazing to hear the number backing Conn if the odds remain around 3 to 1, or perhaps a trifle less. One well-known sportsman sports-man from the Far West told me that a big rush of Conn money ha begun to arrive. The main theory seemed to be that while both men had been away from the ring for four 'years, Conn was still four years Billy Conn younger and he could afford to lose that much time to better advantage advan-tage than could Louis. So far as the two pennant races are concerned, moss or we aeno-ment aeno-ment oa the American league side belonga to the Boston Bed Sox. The angle being that Owner Tom Tawkey had spent too much money to keep on missing pennants for ever, and that botn xawkey ana Boston rated a flag. The early showing of the Bed Son Indicated that they may be even atronger than the pre-seasoa dope Indicated, because be-cause their pitching Is better than It originally looked. I found that the majority with whom I talked still don't believe that the Yankees can get enough consistent con-sistent pitching to win. They rate Spud Chandler as one of the best In either league, but they also lay that a pennant race la a heavy burden bur-den for the one right arm. Chandler is On his way tobeat his great 1943 record, when he won 20 games and lost only 4. Spud still figures he might Just as well have won 23 and lost only 1 that year. Be always has been a hard-working, bear-down pitcher and he still has bis stuff Intact Lots of Dodger Fa&s While I found that the National league fans were naturally pulling for their home teams, such as the Cubs and Cardinals, their outside sympathy still remains with the Dodgers. It Is surprising what a strong nationwide following the Dodgers have. The enthusiasm of Brooklyn itself, on the baseball side, has a lot to do with this. In picking a World Series contender from the National league, the Dodger vote would be overwhelming. overwhelm-ing. Their early rush to the front only started louder cheering. Few believe that any team is going go-ing to beat out the Cardinals when the season finally swings into a steady grind. They look to have too many good ballplayers to be headed off by any team now In sight Almost every other, spectator wanted me to,pick the winner of the Louis-Conn meeting. The only answer Is that thus far neither has come into his real training period at least, far enough along to give any true line. The only good line one can get must come In the last two weeks, when the tip-off should be due. 1946 Backfield Stars l also ran Into a number of leading lead-ing football coaches at the recent Derby among the vast assemblage from the 48 states.Two of these were Wallie Butts of Georgia and Paul Bryant of Kentucky. They were1 talking about the job selectors are going to have in naming the four best backs of the coming season, "For example, Wallie Butts said, "who can name a better all-around all-around back when Charley Tripp! of Georgia, who, at a passer, runner, tackier or blocker, hat everything a star back needs. And he Is exceptionally ex-ceptionally good at them alL" Paul Bryant, who had a fine record at Maryland last fall began to .figure out the leading backs. Trippt Is certainly one of the best," ho said. "But to addition, there still are Blanchard and Davis from West Point to be remembered. There will be Bud Young at Illinois, Bob Fenimore at Oklahoma A. and M., and there also will bo Barry Gilmer at Alabama. And don't think these will complete the list There will be others who can't be overlooked. There should be at least 10 or ii great backs and I don't mean merely pretty good, For example, there Is also Wedemeyer tram St Mary's, who will havel more support than he could call on last fall." e The Big Batting Race The exnected battinv mm amnna Ted Williams, Joe DiMaggio and Dick Wakefield finds tha Kt Rn slugger showing most of tho early iuuh nuuani oas , oeen ceiting away at a .350 clip or better, with DiMaggio down below .270. 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