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Show Space-Saver Racks For Closet Doors i I k t j 'II 1 i 1 t u 3i) WHY wish for more and bigger closets if the ones you have are not organized so that ali the space is used? Handy racks on the door add readily accessible space for things used every day leaving inside shelves for storage. The racks shown here are careful ly planned to hold the things you use the most, yet they are less than three inches deep. Everyday hats are held In perfect ihape by a curved front made to fit crowns. Both email and large articles are held conveniently In the lower rack which alto hat a hanger rod. These racks arc also useful for children's togs and toys. They re easy to cut out of scraps of plywood with an ordinary compass saw from the dime store. NOTE Pattern 283 gives actual-size cutting guides for all parts of both of the racks shown here. Illustrated directions for assembling and a list of all materials required are Included. To get pattern 283, send 13c with name and address to: MRS. 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" i caution-use omr as directed i VOU learn a little as the years pass by. Not much. Just a little. One of the few things I've learned this season, meaning 1945, is that the word "greatest" doesn't belong in sport There is no such word. There never was and never will be a "greatest" football or baseball team a "greatest" golfer or "greatest" pitcher pitch-er or "greatest" anything. The word is simply too big for the human race to handle. The word Grantland Rice "good" is different. Even the word "great" in sport has been overused. Look over the list Ty Cobb and Babe Ruth In baseball Jim Thorpe. Pudge Heffelflnger. Bronko Nagur-ski. Nagur-ski. Red Grange, and 20 others in football. Among the pitchers Cy Young, Mathewson, Johnson, Alexander, on and on. Among the golfers Bobby Jones, Walter Hagen, Byron Nelson, Harry Vardon. Among the fighters or boxers Oempsey, Jeffries, Louis. I can give you 10 more. Among the greatest college football foot-ball teams Army 1945, Notre Dame 1943, Notre Dame 1930, Minnesota. Southern California, Pittsburgh, Alabama Al-abama 1935, Michigan and Yale in the old days. All good, maybe great. But none of them the greatest Baseball teams The Cubs of 1906 1910, the Athletics of 1910-1913. The Yankees at various stages. All good few great none the greatest. Who Is FootbalYs Greatest? Is Doe Blanchard greater than Bronko Nagurski? Certainly not. Not yet In fact Minnesota and Michigan camp followers will tell you that fast 230-pound Bill Daly is a greater offensive back than either Nagurski or Blanchard. And they can be right. I can name you more than a few backs that might be more valuable to a team than either Nagurski or Blanchard. The greatest passer or the greatest great-est pass receiver? Sammy Baugh or Don Hutson. Maybe. But Greasy Neale says he would rather have Sid Luckman than Baugh and Hut-son Hut-son combined. Maybe Greasy is wrong. Maybe he isn't Who Is dolng.to know? Greasy would rather rath-er have Van Buren than any back he ever saw. Bert Bell of the Steel-era Steel-era would rather have Bill Dudley for all-around value. I think Clint Frank of Yale is more valuable than either. I put this .complicated problem up to Greasy Neale. "Maybe I'd rather rath-er have Clint Frank," he said. "1 mean taken every way." As fine as Doc Blanchard and Glenn Davis are, I don't think either can do all the things that Clint Frank could do. We ean move into other fields to prove there Is no such word as "greatest" Man o' War or Exterminator? Man o' War quit as a 3-year-old Man o' War Is the symbol of racing rac-ing greatness. But Exterminator ran and won tor many years from six furlongs to two miles from 120 pounds to 140 pounds. As we move along I still say there la no greatest. There la neither an Individual atar, a team or a horw that any one can gut above all others oth-ers in competition. Although Pudge Heffelflnger had one unchallenged football record at least. He waa an All-America In 1889 and Just aa good SO yeara later when he was 53. Who ean say whether Bobby Jones. Harry Vardon, Walter Hagen or Byron Nelson was the greater golfer? Hagen beat Jones 12 and 11 in a 72-hole match. But Jones beat Hagen 10 straight years in the U. S Open, where the blue chips were down. Modern Advantages "Only yesterday I ran across an old-timer who had run the 100-yard dash against Arthur Duffy and Ber nla Wefers, in the fast time of 9.8. "Don't forget" he said, "this time was over a slow track with bad running shoes. Under modern conditions con-ditions either Duffy or Wefers could, have beaten Jesse Owen, Paddock or any other modern sprinter. So, again, who Is the greatest sprinter? The answer Is nobody. Games are played under different conditions, where the modern bunch have an the better of the breaks in every way. They get the faster tracks, the better equipment the better groomed and easier golf courses, the better coaching and training in every form of sport the better chance to improve. There isn't a man connected with sport for the last 50 yeara. or a team, that could be called "the greatest" There has never been a greatest football player, a greatest baseball player, or a greatest anything else. In other words, sport baa knewa a superman, and neither has the ha tnaa face In any ether form of exist ence. Unknown thousands with the same break could have surpassed fameat aamee, Thla outburst is a part answer, t those who keep writ lug la asking about "the greatest la various lines... It to still worth while Just to he good. ' BOBBY OOUuAXWl V3 W cross AvMfiTT ... ;'. "Richard, I would like you to meet my cousin and I'd ij also like to emphasize that she's leaving jSr I I 1 1 for homo next Monday!" I I "What'll they cut besides whiskers?" NANCY ' By Ernie Bushmiller I OH. LOOK WHAT i ... I ill THERE THAT'S Mil I St LI7 1 bushmuleA SOME, MEAN S KgV BETTER UflfeST AST MUii AINU J Lit By Bud Fisher I w 1 i I -1 I I I herb's jvfep heres where) FTt!!!y! f that's ENoomlft AtAMMyfeYTil r 'iTSS? r. 5 DANCEi ira N rrfi can't A 2r.....Tl . UTTLE REGGIE ' By Margarita riUSOL INSTRUMENTS 7T" f THIS 15 ONE OF J 1 vY"1. I VllllMl frTi tK rTHlSS 5CrX OUR FINEST MODELS m TjV AHEAO-U I J MmjUm I rn S? toli WAY .0EP VELVET TONES TRY IT iVf.SSS Jt W WM IS. ft t VeAST I AND NOTICE THE OUT FOR SH0RTLY XV-tV W" G J LDF L S J REG'LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes ""f sssasssassBsaaaiasaBBBi lmammmmml''m,,mmmm---mmma- LET POP SEC r ONTO. HE HAS A HELtBB ' ) HSySLiltY A e THIS REPORT CARQ I CAtLER. AN' I'LL Y TOO BOSTT 1 V MISTErT t- CHftWKTAWIC JIMSffiwm K ITS TOO UNBEAUTlFOt Mfe I RUSH HIM PER LOOK. IT OVER. 1 OUfiAN1 J H TH I HI&MMW 1 I o , &fyy V PRINCIPAL' vMW 1. 1 mill i so.1 n r ii tr-fc-izi n w"WTr tsmu.t 11 vsr' wjwjti i II r-- JJ HI CT vmuit, ByLenKIeis J 50RE THROAT JL IT WATER, I'M V1L i FU06E-0-OOESWT) A OtP0P -r-fVnrN tTli 13 USIN6 A LITTLE STV - . N- vJEZJ It-i Y MW Ti sueR) iMPutVoi.v milk with v.. jmSS' rvir ui ii i 1 y ,t n ii i jyramvssajnL. i i .vi i i it-' n sriaVv Jin ji SILENT SAM BvJeffHayet " i . ... " : IPhillipr When a Feller Needs a Friend ("Durint hi vuil nome we rresi-j rresi-j . J.nuJ am FilAim locobson. hit oU partner in fcal Hora." Aem I(emJ Barry Well. Ed, how goes it? Eddie Pretty good, Harry. How had are things in your line? President They're not good. Eddie I gathered as much from the papers. Lately every time I got to thinkin' that I had troubles, I just thought of you. I ain't felt so sorry for anybody since we sold that shirt with the short tail to the tallest man in town. President Believe me, Ed, I can use your sympathy. Eddie Being President ain't what it's cracked up to be, eh? President Not even close. Mind if I just sit down and look over the stock? Eddie I ain't got much stock. Harry . . . Just a few hats and ties left after the holiday rush. President (admiringly) That's okay. Hats and ties look better to me now than when I was In business. busi-ness. It sort of comforts me to sit here surrounded by haberdashery. haberdash-ery. Eddie A hat shop ain't a bad place, Harry. President You're tellin' mel Eddie The nearest thing I ever saw to a pressure group around here was once when three women came in to tell one man what kind of a necktie he ought to pick out President How long have I been here, Ed? Eddie About ten minutes. President And not a demand so far for a special favor from any di rection! Mighty nice place uus. Eddie WelL alwavs remember I'd be glad to have you back with me in the store. President That's the nicest thins that's been said to me since I got Into the White House. Eddie And I ain't lookin' for ao post as an ambassador, either! President Just imagine being back in the hat shop. . . . Just to be able to sell a collar with no news-reel news-reel men recording the deed for posterity pos-terity ... to be able to dress the front window without having It full of newspaper men! Eddie-Just to take a nap on the counter without any fear you were Imperiling the future of civilization eh? President Oh, man! Memories of Early Autos Floyd Clymer of Los Angeles, writing a book, recalls the old-time automobiles, naming the Ace, Alco: Alpena, Apperson, Chandler, Cleveland, Cleve-land, Franklin, Flanders, Kissel and Lozier among others. And it brings back to us boyhood memories of the Pope-Toledo, the Locomobile, the Roamer, the White Steamer and the Stutz Bearcat. Who remembers the EMF? The Maxwell, Stoddard - Dayton, Dart, Grant, Glidden, Jeffrey, Wm. El-mere, El-mere, Wlnton, Marmon, Grant and Apperson Jackrabbit? The first car we ever drove had an isinglass toldup windshield, pres-tolite pres-tolite tanks and a motor that, started start-ed after applications of boiling water wa-ter on the outer pipes, roared like a flock of fire engines. A famous radio commentator has switched from a stomach medicine sponsor to a hat company. And Elmer El-mer Twitchell, who gets mixed up' easily, went into a. haberdashery shop the other day to get a laxative, and later entered a drugstore and asked for a hat spelled backwards. Hitler left a messaee savins. "M spirit will rise from the grave." No wonder these insecticide men ara getting so many calls from every- wnere. The most attractive book title at the year "How to Get That Tax Ke fond." "Theater Robbed by Gunmen." Headline. Possibly on the theory that turn about la fair play. e Truman to Be franfe in n.rft. Speech." Headline. A ghost message? A last will and testament by Hitler Hit-ler arala says that he never wanted anythlnc like war. ft tnai op frem behind his bllts and then it waai The winter aeason in the tropics may now be said to have been of-flcially of-flcially opened. The Dade County grand jury has gone through the annual an-nual custom of discovering gambling gam-bling joints In the Miami area and asking the sheriff to act 5? efeiB tUuttio being what ft ifctke 1946 version the returning iweren, aeaf may 6a, "Broth, can yea spare a east" . Pact: Something favorable la your tide. TV J |