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A Model Your .wife seems to have strange look on her face lately." "Yeah, sne't try in' to resemble bur latest photograph." AND EXCHANGE By C. Kessler HQWCAN 7HBYSBE THE HOOK IN 7fc PARK 4 ' OB CHICKEN PIE Jones I hear they've invented something to prevent the roosters from crowing in the morning. Smith Really? What is it? Jones Chicken soup. Sonne Hypocrite Trying to discourage her tour-year-old daughter from carrying out a mischievous plan, a young mother we know said, "Let's not and say we did." Her daughter bad a different idea: "Oh, no. Let's do It and say we didn't" New Use for It Mother Junior, what do you mean by feeding baby that yeast? Junior She swallowed my dime and I'm vying to raise the dough. CROSS TOWN By Roland Cod "Bow long are you going to continue to shake me down for an allowance? Your mother tells me you're earning five times that amount working for the neighbors!" gf puff -Puff- 1 UFPUFFI LOOK THE 'JEFR ARE You JKU T'fcA SAWING WOOD OR SOMETHING? My ca id 1 5BT miTi im LfTTLE REGGIE JITTER REG'LAR FELLERS am VIRGIL SILENT SAM (THE WATER IS MJ (m ) a 6t k itf 1 SLUGSO IT WOULD 1 BETTER IP 5 ttSfci NANCY WERE IN WAGON iiTTlMrtfAr4AT,S THE THREE BACK DOOR SO JREE HOLES? nw BOBBY SOX to Marty links "Ion advertised for an attractive, sophisticated receptionist recep-tionist Well, I'll take the job!" NO IT WOULDN'T, MRS. JONES, I pAVe - MV WELL. EVEN WITH HlV' SS CATS IT STRIKESI) NOT FOR THREEKMaiVr MV CATS, HAUTTf I 7 By Ernie Buthmiller A HULE ini PANTS By Bud Fisher uiucn r AV 1 SCAT I AAEAM SCAT By Margarita By Arthur Pointer By Gene Byrnes By Len KleU By Jeff Hayes I IfiipIUTHHI VDO I T II I j (POP-l MZj. I V TMIMK 7 Tik I TVE60T X.gAPMBLEM REAL LIQUOR! For Christmas we gave an aged servant a quart of whisky as a present About a week later I asked him how it was. He replied: 'It was J . .s--t - , j To make conversation, i smw him what he meant by "Jes right " "WelL" he rejoined, "tt i wouia have been any better, Boss, you would have kept it for yourselt and if it would have been any worse, it would have killed me. That's wny i say it was Jes' right" Slow Romance Charlie was the most bashful lad to the village. Naturally the fam ily were astonished wnen ne ua them One evening that he was going courting. After spending over on hour getting ready, he set out Half an hour later he returned, looking very pleased with himself. "You're back soon," said his mother. "How did you get on?" "All right" replied Charlie with a grin. "Did you see her?" "Vps i did. An' If I hadn't ducked down behind the hedge she'd have seen me, too." SALES TALK A wealthy man. intent on matri many, told his friend one day that he was 60 years old, and asked: "Would it be better if I told a young lady whom I'd like to marry that I'm only 507" "I'll be nerfectlv frank with you." his friend replied. "Your chances would be better if you d tell her you were 75." Good References Concerned about the happiness of her maid, Mrs. Jones inquired anxiously, "Jennie, do you think it is wise to marry that young man on such short acquaintance? You've only known him for a few weeks. "Well," replied Jennie, after thoughtful pause, "It isn't as if he was some new fellow. He's well recommended. A girl I know was engaged to him for quite a long time." Easy Coasting A rich man lying on his death bed called his chauffeur, who had been in his service for years, and said: "Ah, Sykes, I am going on long and rugged journey, worse than ever you drove me." "WelL sir," consoled the chauf- "there's one comfort it's all downhill and you won't need any gasoline." What Was It? A young bride was annoyed by her husband's presence in the kitch en while she was preparing dinner. And when he accidentally knocked her cook book to the floor, she flared up. "Now look what yeu've done. You've lost the place and I haven't the least idea what I'm cooking." EXPENSIVE WAY OCT Two husbands were discussing their wives. '1 wish I could find a way to atop my wife from spending so much on gloves," said one. "I've got an idea," replied the other. "Ever try buying her dia mond ring?" A Bit Dumb A father shook his head sadly as his son left the room. For the fourth successive month his report card had shown nothing but D's. '1 am finally convinced," he told his wife, "that our son must have a sixth sense. There's certainly no sign of the other five." Found Out House-to-House Salesman fex plaining term of sale) You oav only a small deposit Then you mam no more payments for lis months. Lady of the House Who told von to out us? 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