Show LIGE AS A COMFORTER the following amusing nota concerning alie alie forr owr and lie consolation which president 13 paid to have to acar lafrom hie gossip column of he new york sun if it is true alie lionor of beang ari antly named martyr must be shared alie pious and uncomplaining pla ining eriv ite secie tary who has no edich solace in his heavy burden of in some way new have rot a very peculiar nickname for president II arrison since his one hears now in alie corridors of hoida and other public places reference to libin na white wings it is heard every day what did von of wings or when is white winns to begin to turn out the democrats are bamo bomo ol 01 theonea bioni bieard and it is whito white wings that no body beems to know how this peculiar term for abc president arose and as et there is only one explanation for it this is that the president when overrun with office fiekers and wearied with their import ly those of alie platoons calls in lige and insists that jage bing white wings for him others bay the name was by alin extraordinary the presidents face THE industry is looking up in connecticut and many a yankee farraher helps out liis scanty income by making war on the dangerous reptiles among some of the rocky ledges alicy breed and bask and since alio state bounty wag removed they have increased ery rapidly alie lias to shoot quickly to act them befaro they get into the rocks the oil of he rattlesnake is good for external use aad is caved nn joffs the reptile lias bitten in pain in which casa it is not taken the oil brings twenty cue cents per ounce and a fat snake will beld more than an ounce good rattler ackins sell tor 2 apiece in new york H liere they are made into pocketbooks et ladies belts and slippers athile the rattles will bring 1 a string aliey are mounted in jewelry THE editor lias a what constitutes a scoop iia boasts incontinently ot a correspondence from another county but lias scarcely a coherent sentence about an important murder trial within fifty yards of hh own office ho is a stupid old pachyderm and tales what lie can ret IT to robbe the czar of fed comfortable to know that alineri ali neLi the inventor of the dynamite gun corbea to hia spurt as military of alio states the autocrat can gradually get to stilli a dynamiter and courage tiivi of aln lost all llie poetry out of his ifo ii afraid to even clip jor copy a selection for far of a ridden acrostic it ia alleged that ho ap nights to bean hia patent plato matter lest be another anin TUB politicians at alst apt ft ali tha only tiling of In lerett left fur lio correspondents will tie dahy mifoo and justice J A paya in frebla take a tramp or field deery day but athy they have to drag n lazy tramp along with theoa |