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Show How is IMs Schneider, Any- mil ii Solomon Eclipsed. "Hwang Lee and Ah Winp," said h's Honor, as he bent a rather low brow upon a pair (f Celestials who Btaod before him, "what do you say to the charge of disunshrly conduct brought against you ?" "Ah Wing he lun away my dog," pleaded Hwang Lee. "Hwaog Lee whatce Melican man tallee damlire. tlwaug Lee cnice my landlady, stealee my dog all likee Melican man datnthief," pleaded Ah Wing. "Is it not remarkable," said the Judge, "that these Btrange people, so far behind the civilized world in in commaDj respects, yet possess for the affection mon with us an lower animal? I must discover to which of the prisoners the quadruped rightfully belongs, aed that, too, by means of a strategy once employed by a somewhat iamous biblical predecessor. Officer UruwD, bring the dog and a meat axe into court." It wa3 done4 then, Ah Wing and Hwang the Court, assuming resumed Lee," a style of pronunciation meant to be "Officer, cleatly comprehensible. in twoee. commee, chopee doggee and haltee takco Ah Wiug Hwang Lee takee halfee. Understandee V A painful silence was at last broken by Ah Wiug, who remarked calmly, 'Allee light, Judge, so offieer givee me halfee got em dog's libs in him." ''Affection has spoken io 6ilence," said the Judge, triumphantly, "let Hwang Lee have the dog." "Tankee, Judge," said that prisoner, as he lifted up the obese animal. "Ah Wing he not have dam-bitHwang Lee eatee dog all up self." "Five dollars or five days each," said the disgusted Judge, as his estimate of the Celestial in human nature fell dowu to zero. N. Y. World. ".New, e; The Wrongs or the Red 91 mi. The Virginia Enterprise of Thursday has the lo. lowing: A Tmioii who lost much properly by tbe fire yesterdny decreased his weight Korue twenty fruitless si rch nfter an ina in pounds Finalsurance ugeni named Schneider office and an reached he adjusiing ly blowand seat. a into Puffing dropped ing he wiped the perspiration from his brow, then rolling his eyes about the room, paid: Veil, I yout like to know who is dis Schneider, anyhow? Efferjbody tell me, Go and see Schneider!' Py Gott, I goes to ee Schneider, I goes to more as fifty blaces, up echtairs and down schtaii-8- , but I effery blace find dot Schneider is schoost tow some oder blaces Twenty timeI come to vare Schneider is and he is not dare. Tam Schneider! Dare is no Schneider. I Till hunt Schneider bo more, i am here back once more, and I goes not avay again till I see Schneider come in dis blace. if dot 8chneider is not all von tam liel You hears dot?' hl self-evide- ing in a state of voluntary concubin- age, she never was his wife, hence is not entitled to alimony. In other words, if the nineteenth wife of Brig-haYoung is entitled to the rights and privileges of the Grst wife, then the laws against polygamy are a farce. If, on the other hand, polygamy is a crime, Ann Eliza has, by voluntarily practicing polygamy, become liable to the penalties against this crime. Omaha Bee. m DRXJG-- In the Market can be obtained at the By nniversal awest i And the Best fitting Corset, the "PEERLESS." Youth's Suits, Hats and Boots. Not alone on it political character does the INTKtt-OCKA-N rent its claim to popular favor. meutN, and in The this era of progressive journalism NEWSPAPER. 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Mill continuing its good work of hitting folly as it tlies, aud showing up the political and social shams by its masterly cartoons and pungent editorials, it achieved even greater success than before, aud was recognized as the ablest and brightest of Its class, tince then we have yielded still further to the public demand, and &ovr publish WILD OATS weekly I It has literally grown into its present shape on its intrinsic merits, being the first successful weekly humorous paper ever published in this country. Among the artists especially engaged tofurnisL. Illustrations lor WILD OATS are Frank 3ellew, Thomas Worth, Hopkins, Wales, Sbelton, Wolf, Jump. Rett ties, Sluckhardt,' Day, Poland, and several others who are yet unknown to faiao. 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"Why, Jonah dat swallowed de was x9 anti-polyga- d soul, ' rjzm Ladies Belts, Neck Ties. Linen Collars an I Caffs I on m T) i 'm anoes, snawis ana fancy waves, uusues, rl he Leading Republican Paper Notions in endless variety, ot Mich hiitory it his INTER-OCEA- .Liquors, d ! m INTCH-OCKA- m A joung gentleman of this city, in and day. whom we have the most perfect confidence, gives us the following conversation, which he overheard be- Wines, tween two colored citizens the other evening, as he was returning from ' prayer meeting: "Sam, does you know Jonah ?" big-moafe- "xrr -i ao aa a Established leg than three ear l'u(ii'r, plH'lO't to maintain and dofind llie principles and organization ol the National Republican Partj.the wan t ftrly puxhe'l to the forefront, of journ.lum uii'f achieved a tuccs unprecedented in the nt i "Why, darn his CK & Daily. y Is conducted with , Iffe Came From Firginy. Wwkly,snn-Wekl- very-naught- y WHY DO Dryden, the humane and thoughtful agent, who has from the first interested himself so .warmly in behalf of the Temeculans, i3 authorized by the Department at Washington to expend the sum of $500 for the relief of the immediate and pressing wants of the Indians, and an intimation is given that more effectual measures of relief will be adopted. t The case of these unfortunate aboriginies is one that cannot fail to enlist the sympathies of all humane people; it demands the immediate attention of the Department, and should engage the interest of the entire aountry. ' S. F. Chronicle. FALL great care, everything A very kuotty a? well as a sible is done to make the MARKET KEl'OKTS such aa the FARMERS and BUSINESS MEN of question is jnst dow under- the Nortbwent can KELY UPON. going investigation by Attorney General I'ierrepont. The action of Jude The Agricultural Depaitment Borcman, of the U. S district court Is carefully edited by gentlemen of ability and of Utah, iu orderisg the imprison- axperience, Iii Literature, ment of Urighau Young for contempt Local a and General News, in of court refusing to pay ?500 month alimony to Ann Eliza, virtu- Foreign, d Domestic Correspondence, ally reaffirms Judge McKean's origAnd everything that goes to make inal decree which had been summa rily annulled by his successor, Judgo A First-cla- ss Newspaper Lowe. is excelled not It by any publication in the that Ann Eliza, country. It is is a The to be entitled to alimony from Brig-haYoung, must be his lawful wife. NATIONAL NEWSPAPER If as is really true, according to a one that will be found useful and interesting to strict construction of the Americans in every part of the globe. While it livlaws, she has simply been wpecmllv represents the GREAT INTERESTS The New York Herald, in an articlo on the pathetic story of the Temecnla Indians, indorses all that Billy Emerson, the negro minon said has heretofore the Chronicle strel, makes $25,000 a year. Ralph this subject. It declares that the Waldo Emersou, the philosopher, long series of wrongs heaped upon makes $900. the aboriginies of America ever since the discovery and settlement of this country shows no instaace of more cruel and heartless treatment than to YOU-Gwhich the Temecnla Indiana have been subjected. A dispatch, which will be found in the telsgraphic colOr Send to Salt Lake umns of the present issno of the i Chronicle, shows that tho govern for inent is not deaf to the appeal that has been made" in behalf of these . and oppressed red men, Mr. ill-use- OPlJiA iivirriM) hid iiuBiruuiMiii how? Proprietor ' jg . Send For A Y0UK8KLF.-()- L Sahpli hi Grand ' "j' . 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