Show JUDGES have found it necessary to forbid the carrying of pistols into court by lawyers and r clients ff your wheat the learned entomologists bay that the seventeen year locust alir soon be upon us WL p miss TAYLOR president of the wh eelig female college has vanished from her old haunts leaving worth of her gradually women are asbarine the rights of men 1 3 ocean tells ot a lawyer in cincinnati abo had for some weeks been papers for libel and has just been de dared insane and sent to an asylum this is a dreadful but very timely warning the latest son in law of queen victoria neither speaks nor understands english hot his loyal spouse 1 and baw can learn all german words of reproach he will comparatively ba free from domestic lectures FAITH are recognized by the london lancet which says there is no question that they are wrought now let the salt lake injun in its usual polite and logical style call the editor of abe lancet an alien eerland ft slavish idiot J i i i 1 TT i EASTERN are not infatuated with he idea of sanitary regulations tending to break up the chinese quarter of san francisco some of the new york journals are afraid that the scattered celestials Celesti als will infest atlantic cities REVEREND 1 a preacher lh public ant bicket and bo true to his church here is an opportunity for the salt lake tribune to prave that the entire state of ohio should le placed under martial law ans BOSTON journal asks how long shall dakota with a population of knocking borad mission to the union and abe chicago replies it will take about and fifteen mates to make her a full fledged state after tho republicans elect in congress r r ik croon PATTI under the french law by which she was recently divorced cannot marry again until may 16 1880 she will probably embrace the opportunity and a new husband 1 on can easily pay tho expenses of a wedding tour by visiting america and overcharging over charging the music loving public r HAS to resort to an election to determine who ia liar within her borders no such formality is necessary in Utah forit was long ago properly and universally conceded that the proud rank of champion liar belonged to the tribune man who sends abroad dispatches concerning bah affairs it THE NEW YORK ahn any disrespect to the dead hero or the amne members of his family clearly demonstrates that ildas beyond ho power of the mayor and common council of new york to either give or lease in perpetuity any portion of riverside park eyer it is likely however that an enabling statute will be passed to cover the case Co yer mckahan McKA hag astounded the public by his failure to immediately order Miss Eliza to be imprisoned in the penitentiary the favorite fay commissi oner to pain from tho cruel incarceration of frail women it is to bo hoped that beas not punishment merely to mita bhader and to make the enjoyment more lasting and intense at i ibur contains con taina a serious editorial reflection upon tho I 1 veracity of the papers and immediately following ouch a reflection Is the following character TJi paragraph cormons mormons Mor mons bava been trying to in ite aa outbreak among the indians ton wyoming the latter have been holding war dances under alo influence of mormon whisky if the voun tsin exceeds that of the papera which it criticizes montana journalism must be in a bad state |