Show chider the rose I 1 am informed that lannan has m 9 d 0 his formal act of political tation ile is noar ar full fledged apostate democrat and shouts for and and the a 0 1 it would be interesting doul otless to pat to hear judge Gib bonss definition of an irish catholic republican lannan Is tile business m of the salt lake tribune As long as it was nelmary to have a democrate Demo crale man in order democratic federal patronage in utah we afa not hear of patricks po litreal reformation but the phenomenal success of on ilia oth day of last november has made it very ivan tadeous for the to allow an undivided republican front this reminds ab extra of the tilden and I 1 bayed campaign the tribune was than as just now one of the bl chest of black it was also then as now the recipient of the deral patronage in utah it proclaimed for afaye 9 lay and night until the startling new s came that had sept tile country then the tribune coolly announced that the result was a most deal that a change in the politics of the national administration had been absolutely necessary As a good patriot therefore the tribune thought it necessary to espouse instantaneously democratic principles two days later when bill chandler had developed his plan to count aar clayes in the made another sudden dop and was back within the republican fold looking as demure and sanc timon lous as the ray ar that paper a political harlotry seems contagious ab extra detests society gossip 11 I 1 think that tile prattle of little children besides being innocent and quaintly honest Is a thousand times more sensible than the average con of society girls and wom n the other evening I 1 attended a local the game but sat back in a corner and listened to tile conversation alo which escaped the ladies reminded dod me 0 the talk of that young creat two abom peregrine blickle elevated from a beggar bench inta a s society dame after but three weeks of coaching she catald not even read all tier bad been of the lowest not to nature ile to simper to giggle to I 1 repeat two or three catal I 1 phra sos to quote half a dozen benti men ta from shakespeare and otway and then launched tier upon society within a few days aho was the talk of the elite circle iler profundity was praised her wit was landed and she bid marriage bat one day her comper got the better f fier she iv loose to her tongue and jiler words and ac hons scandalized a large company aad the secret was out but so small a ca pital of sense and language does it to pass muster in society times have not ai since the great novelist wrote his satire if a girl can say yes and no giggle and nod vivaciously use 4 little cui reat slang for even in what Is called good society a little slang seema at she will be able to hold her own and if in addition she can u tier in season and out of season ap and inappropriately a few stock quotations from standard an thors she can pass for a prodigy of intelligence tito partiality of this world was never better shown than in its treat ant of two classes af persons who con a large majority oi that of humanity which floru tho great mas the first 01 these Is represented by the b 0 Is lis and only energy the second by the man who is his own beat friend the first gives to the world more than lie receives from it ile Is a gene roust improvident fellow quick to listen and iager to respond to every tale of bistre di al ways will ing to do some one delsolo work glad to give to another what he cannot afford for himself and always ready to be by the world will it condemn idol the other lives for himself alone in stead of being the worlds he is the borlas no one eter takes any advantage of him boast he never gives something for nothing now which of these two men should be the more popular with the world ethical ques tion which I 1 shall not answer buta can tell you chich if athe more ar judging by the eralso which Is be slowed ile asalle man who lives for himself bione who Is lis own best friend and whose billy friendship is for himself it is but another apall cation of the old axiom that we bate th from we receive acors tito generous man Is all tile time conferring benefits upon the little world in abich he lives that litile world therefore ato a to have a feeling of contempt for him alo selfish I 1 grasping hard fiefer ma Is all the time levying contributions tw on his little world and it grows to as if I 1 a ere benefactor of ills aiace 0 I 1 usually fled oe pasion to approve the views of ine STANDA nv but I 1 must differ radically with the ed aitor when be pradies ies dusty and sunshiny december Dec embe in ask any physician what is the occasion of so much typhoid lately and lie will answer you that it Is the fire westbert bert which holds on ith such blo persistence I 1 am enoah to believe that there are too many people to ilia world but I 1 can not approve p the typhoid route of exit what is more typhus attacks indiscriminately it it went around making careful selection of its victims I 1 could well approve it as an unmixed blessing but as it fastens upon little children and good women and enter generous men as w oil As occasionally upon some carso to bu mantly I 1 must bate it and the which produces it when STANDARD praises agdens december dust and sunshine it ought to add A foot note stating that the I 1 rose conceals an asp I 1 an EXTRA |