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Show to'umn. Our Stockralsers Tct Boadb will cootinua ! nubi In e&cb pnblisb brands under yearly contract at nominal price. The advantage to the stockr&lser of famll larlzing the publlo with his brand andItmarl 1 are to well known to need attention.! advertUema1 as as an valuable the stockman U to the merchant. CORNER OF ODDITIES. QUEER AND CURIOUS HAPPENilNGS LATELY RECORDED. The Dog Answered the Steamer's Salute Y brother Will, he RANGE i Lower 8erier and , used Address! - tob8 The nicest kind Blnk of Beaver. OMil, Utah. -- of girl; wore a little dress like me. J Jio Deisnnj tipper slit In Range :Crioket and Mountains Lower Sevier. Address, rvfirv v ?. 4 Deseret, Utah. Jos Dswsnnj Under slit la right, under in left ear. Ranges Crlekef Mountains aa ....Lower Sevier. 'I Deseret, ptab Address, - Smitl Horse Grower and Dealor RANE: House Mountain and Lower I Sevier. Oasis, Utah. Address, The following are aggregate amounts missions. They are compiled from the internal revenue statistics and other reliable sources, i The exhibit is startling, and should awaken all Christian people and good citizens to unite their influence to reform and suppress the terrible drink curse of our land: $ 5,000,000 Foreign Missions Brick 85,000,000 Potatoes 110,000,000 Churches .. 125,000,000 Public Education ........ 165,000,000 Silk Goods 165,000,000 And had his hair in curl. We played with doll and tea set then. And every kind of toy; Furniture 175,000,000 E ut all those good times are gone Molasses and 225,000,000 Sugar Will turned into a boy. Woolen Goods 250,000,000 Boots and 335,000,000 Shoes.... amma has made him little suits. ....... Flour 345,000,000 ..j With pockets in the pants. and 370,000,000 Printing Publishing.. And cut off all his yellow curls Goods Cotton 380,000,000 And sent them to my aunts; Sawed ; Lumber 495,000,000 And Will, he was so pleased, I believe Tobacco '. . . 515,000,000 He almost jumped with joy; and Steel. Ifon 560,000,000 But I must own I didnt like Meat ..! 870,000,000 Will turned into a boy. 1,080,000,000 Liquor And now he plays with horrid tops The Dog; Answered the Steamers Salute. jl dont know how to spin, From the Daily Eastern Argus: The to shoot, And marbles that I try steamer Forest Queen, Sunday, had an jBut never hit nor win; excursion back a leap-frog party from Biddeford ' on I cant give Afcd board, and at the request of soms of iLike Charley, Frank or Roy the excursionists Captain Oliver ran OJi, no one knows how bad I feel out by Wood Island. As he passed the Since Will has turned a boy. light, he saluted it with the customary three whistles. Scarcely had the same. I have to wear frocks just the echoes died away when a dog dashed And now theyre mostly white; out of the lighthouse and ran at full I have to sit and just be good. toward the fog bell. He was foland speed can climb While Will fight. lowed by a man. It is needless to say But I must keep my dresses nice, that the dog arrived at the bell first, and And wear my hair in curl, he immediately began to jump into the Afld worse Oh, worsest thing of all air as though trying 'to reach someX have to a stay girl. thing. When the man arrived on the it was readily seen what was the spot A Presidential Barber. trouble. The bell rope was hung upon Presidents of the United States since a nail and the dog could not reach it. Lincoln have been shaved daily during as soon as the man removed thei! occupancy of the White House by However, the rope from the nail the dog seized the same barber, a colored man, who at it and with a great deal the present time because of this fact of in his teeth, apparent satisfaction answered the enjoys a $1,400 clerkship in the treas- steamers salute. .The dog knows his ury department. He is a good clerk and business, and never fails to return a writes a fine hand. Notwithstanding all steamers salute. this Jhe still pursues his calling of presidential barber. Every morning while Historical Bits. the president is in Washington this Would to God that night or Blutcher clerk goes to the 'White House, carrying in a satchel razors, soap, cups, would come! exclaimed the duke of brushes and strops. This duty i3 al- Wellington, as his anxious eye surways finished in time for him to be at veyed the dark masses of Napoleons his desk promptly at 9 oclock, and few forces., of his fellow clerks know why he never Night will be here in three hours and eleven minutes, your grace, said appears without that black leather his chief of staff, consulting his watch. satchel. Lincoln was the first president to emjOh, I aint so particular about ploy him as a barber at the executive night, responded the Iron Duke. All Is lost save honor, exclaimed mansion, and for some reason he has same Francis to the I., as he looked upon his deable been priviget always feated army. lege from every successive president. How about honor? asked a sorrowWhen President Grant Returned from his inauguration, the door of the White ing courtier. Oh! we didnt have any of that A k Houe was opened for him by this barto exclaimed what Soldiers, Napoleon, ber, whom he questioned as forty centuries look down upon you position he held in the White House. Something in the fellows speech or from the pyramids! manlier pleased Grant, and he told him Oh, they look down on us, do they? to consider himself installed asked Murat. Well, I should think he was term. his During the early days forty centuries on top of the pyramids during of shaving the presidents the barber would feel stuck up! took his meals with the other servants Stuck up! said the little Corsican; in the White House kitchen. Whether they are out of sight! or not, in addition to this, he was paid Gentlemen of the English Guard, & regular sum or tipped each morning fire first! shouted the French Guards he has never been known to state. In at Fontenoy ar they ensconced themall matters he is close mouthed and selves behind a brick wall. Boston rarely speaks of any occurrence in the Transcript White House. Bee Hunters Luck. A Mean Speculator From the Bangor Daily News- :- SevThej Vboom in copper mining shares eral Cambridge young men recently has brought to the .front at least one went on a bee hunt, which, in some recandidate for the position of the mean- spects, was a remarkable affair. After est man in Boston. A State street a long tramp and much patient waitbroker tells the Observant Citizen that ing they located what they thought when the excitement in Montana was was a swarm of bees in a hollow tree. at its height a couple of weeks ago, a Axes were procured, the tree fell, but business man, who had not previously investigation revealed nothing but a traded' in stocks, came into his office horpets nest. They were sure there and gave an order to buy 1,000 Mon- were some bees somewhere, not far off, tana. The stock was not delivered un- and the next day went again. This til next day, and so he did not put up time they found a big birch tree that a cent of margin. The next morning showed all the signs of containing the' prize. With renewed Monty opened some four points up. Mr. Business Man came in with a rush courage they went to work, the tree and said: Sell my Montana. His order fell, a large piece was cut out where was executed at the market. Give me the honey was supposed to be, and they a check for the full amount, was his found another hornets nest. There next utterance. The cashier wrote a were at least three quarts of the buzcheck for $4,000, whereupon the man zing, infuriated yellow jackets, and said: "Thats good I am going to make the would-o- e honey gatherers beat a this house a present. Sure enough the hasty retreat, n next .day the house received a valuable gift in the form of a box of 50 hardly Wedding and Funeral Together. fair domestic cigars. In other words, Ashley, Mich. Special to Cleveland this thrifty merchant succeeded in Leader: John A. Chittenden, on his death bed, requested that his sister, making $4,000 within twenty-fou- r hours without a cent invested capital Louise, jmd her betrothed, Charles A. at an outlay of not more than $2. Bos- Holmdon, be married over his coffin. ton Post. The wedding originally was to have taken place September 25, but the date exas Steers on a Spree. was changed to comply with the wish! St. Louis Patrick of the dying man, and while he lay in; Gorman, an extensive stock feeder, a his coffin yesterday his sister and her, few das ago shipped to his ranch, ten sweetheart joined hand3 over the coffin miles Lcrthwest of Fort Scott, Kan., while the Rev. John Glase performed a herd! of wild steers from the plains the marriage ceremony. Then he decf Texas. During their first night on livered the funeral oration, and thoj a Kansas ranch they stampeded newly married couple occupied the first through the line fence of the pas- carriage behind the hearse. ture into an orchard on the Alf Cleal farm. The prolific fruit season had made Gay Jackets of Fish Skin. it unprofitable for Mr. Cleal to gather The Eskimos of Alaska make jackets more than a small portion of his early of the skin of the trout of apples, and the burdened trees had that region, known as the Dolly Var-- j dropped their ripened fruit on the den, which they tan for this purpose., ground full three layers deep. The The Dolly Varden is a handsome fish of apples had rotted, and were in that a purplish gray color. It attains a state of fermentation that makes them length of 2l2 feet and a of 10 to a most intoxicating feast for cattle. 12 pounds. The skin is weight waterproof, and, Until the next morning the toasts with its bright red spots, it makes a glutted themselves, and they were very showy jacket. found in a condition of inebriety that A genuine caused them to conduct themselves with compliment, crpecially tkc-were roundfrom who rarely speck co, is very boisterous hilarity. They ed up and corralled with much diffi- - delightful. , right, under. slit In left ear. How Money I Spent. of money spent for liquor and other articles of consumption, by the people Wedding and Funeral Together Texas Steers on a Spree A Bee of this country during the past year, as well as for education and foreign Hunters Luck. .ell Ctss. F. -' culty by a rcore cf cattemen. The fects of the dissipation cn some passed off soon, while others were in the sobering up process for two days. , trrenon Era Breeders and dealers In Short horn Durham. Horses; sum brand Dn left thigh. Cattls 1 Upper slop each ear. Hang Sevier river and mountain between Mins station on the U. P. Ity and Leans Ington. AddrebS, Leamington, Millard C., Utah 1 Parley Alirti Horses same brand on left thigh. Cattle close crop in left and slit in rignt ear. Range, V. Sevier. ,lover Address, Des tret, U tab. i ' L on left thigh i same brand on Isfi hip of cattle. Hangs Willow Springs. Address, J. Ktsn:7, F. Fisk Springs, Juab County. (Utah. C T on left! thigh; double swallow fork in left eer. Range, Lower C Tier. Address Ctoil. HiOirj Oasis, Millard Ca. Utah. .. PP .. Mark, slit In and two silts right In eft ear. Sax&e brand on left shoulder on horses P. N. Petersen, Address, Oasis Utah, Range, Low er Sevier, . v i Same left on Horses, thigh Upper slope and one under slit In left ear, and two under slits in right rear. RANGE :Gak j , ..jjsims Oak Walke? City, Utah. Address, - ; i O. S. MARTIN, SALT LAKE. ! . II Dealer in FRUITS, il.Eef, j VEGETABLES, BUTTER, Game, Veal Pork and Smoked and Fresh Fisk, Poultry, Flour, Hay and Grain. It will pay you to ship your goods to no. charge 19 per cent, for handling and remit as aaoa as goods are sold. Can give first-cla- ss csuatur references if desired. ; i W. Q. M STEWARD, AS SA-UB- Bi : ! orncri I C2 W. 2nd, l South, SALT LAKE CITY p. O. OCX Htnd EUmplss . Iron Assay .Copper Assay C--S1- j 0,' $1.X0 - .......... J Ecitla Cmplcs Frank 1.00 1.00 3.C0 D. Hobbs, Land Office.) (Late ltegifcter U. S. Land and Mining Attorney. Correspondence solicited. Twcnty-thre- t years experience. SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH 4 much-looked-f- or t Globe-Democr- at: red-spott- ed ' BIRD & LOWS, 7.;u Bgcnls o Ailorncys. H.LT LAKE CITY, UTAH. DONT GET Ts RED-HEADE- sa:.luel a. iiiiig, LAUD and i il - at - La', 7. Attorney : ' H D." It a rhrase Merely Denoting Hot Tem- per or a Psychological Fact? The general supposition is that to get red headed is slang for getting angry, says the New York Herald. This is based upon the prevalent belief C:ll::tl::3 Fr:::;!lj IU l!:I exmore are that persons' citable and liable to sudden passion ., than other people, a belief hardly in Offce, First National Lsafc 17f-harmony with the fact that the darkd races of Southhaired, Utah rr.ovo, ern cliaae--i are more highly strung and violently passionate than the natives of the North. But does not the hair really and actually change hues under the more vioHo lent emotions, just as does the complexion? There are plenty of instances where intense fear and mental suffering Gold Hill have blanched hair tosnowy white in a few hours. Will it turn red with a nd passion? I know it to be a fact, said a lady Tfc Ottlt ard FSih P;rSrs 128 lcsrsi friend of mine, with light brown hair C) Mis and Itsp&h at 8 a. ra., sxh in which there isnt a tinge of red unend Thursday, end errlres term lealllcnifj pc till within 12 hours. der ordinary circumstances. I got terribly angry one day, she Oasis to Detroit, C3.CG Fish Spr:rgs, -G.C3 continued, laughingly, and my hair Hill Gold and 7X0 Ipabah, turned red as could be. Fortunately Tsre for transports Men out and return era it went back again to its normal condition. A brute in human form cut off aad ca-- h all fares. Address, the tail of my pet cat. I could have F, DAVIS, Proprietor, seen that man hang without the quiver of an eyelid, I believe. My husband came in about that time-- and, without knowing the cause of my wrath, sudGK denly exclaimed: Why, Allie! your hair is turning WATCHMAKER, red! NEPHI, UTAH. too, Well, youd get said I thinking of the slang for getWatches and jewelry promptly reting angry if somebody chopped your paired. Mail orders solicited. red-head- e 4 A 5 1 JL , I KELT LAKE CIIY, IKA;; ed dark-skinne- fair-hair- FRAHi: WHITEHEAD B Lsor ed for Detroit, Fish Springs, Ibapahl A , A. Gardner, . red-heade- d, 1 dogs tail off. But I dont mean that, he replied; it is actually getting red! Look in the glass. It is queer I never noticed it plte h V III tu, find n 1 HtiOlL I'Enn, u : , r un: o e r tudi rrs hr Uhl e ( . ii ; tL L T , h i For furl Lit 7 ui I idan-- ,v i p,; If, , FRANK WHITCKAIj, HINCKLEY. VT 1 r n W t r r r r O h CAVEATS . t .TRADE r COPYRIGHTS., . r A IMTnTf I flUTtlN For vn u. t iii'T m (.j X A; v bo v lii t m ? tty I'!., Conuinuix nri In ifx -- M lifuo-- 1 J . tt'His H ,1 t t coufblntiii!. A vi,J)r4i , iKlhooli it lf,w to i.i ciitiiliij. ue c I lin. h nt Iren. ic;il are! pci-- nt ,b3 t & Muito I'afnt8 tiinf--w t Ln fn. rorplrs lr PTf'Cr;! notify t Amn irnn, ini tlnis are liront-bwl,U ly bvl era tlie urblio ut,. 'il-Mt cost to tie Inventor, c mlim. (j Issued weeklv. eleaanMy lnt rated. Ln bv jr tt larirert circulation of any Bound luo ,un( imuj work!. S,J a yr ?r. tree. coj'u-a m r. Vi thly, copies, M.J cents. E i ry rnuntx r coi.H n- - i.J ,lU t it ul phte. s f j,r,w in colors, and houe-i- , wt?ll prinsi, enabling tdiotnrinjd builders to show U,e latest de.isAt kuj pf.cure contracts. i AVrr"-CO.. Ni v Yohk ;ii;i 21UNN 'iAi,v.iy rn-li- Iafi-uform! ion tain tboia cof'irnm(r t f ro. Aha a 1 i Htui f -- i 1 1 rri-ntift- fr 1 t M-r- t 8 Harness W.and Saddlery GEO. WILLIAMS, before. And, dont you know, I looked In the mirror, and, sure enough, my hair was of a distinct reddish tinge! I was so astonished for I then supposed MANUFACTURER AND IMPORTER OF with him that my hair had been changing for some time and that we hadn't Harness, Saddlery, Buggy Whips, Nose Bags, Collar noticed it up to that moment. I must have caught It from MagPads, Hardware, Leather, etc. gie, said I. Maggie was our Irish Wholesale and Retail. Fine Buggy Harness a Specialty. servant and her hair was just fiery. We laughed so much about it that Our goods have been extensively used in Deseret and vicinity, and hri I soon got in good humor again. And then I went to the glass again to look given the best satisfaction. Mail orders will receive prompt attention. at it and I let It down about my shoul- ders and we both examined it. But, HEATED BY STEAM. ELECTRIC CALL CELL dont you know, it was just as usual. It wasnt red at all! After that I noticed that whenever I lost my temper I got lor the time being., t rscasr, , red-head- nn ed - , ' (i ef- No Need of a Judge. uu I think, said the man in the middle that the boy upstairs flat, politely, with the banjo has a little the advantage of you. How do you mean? asked the lady from the lower flat. I think he shows greater powers of endurance, explained the man. He has more strength and occasionally he T seems to put more energy into I do not understand you, sir, 'she n u nn rr 0 M j l:j u f j interrupted. . L. HOLBROOK, Prop. ' - ! Headquarters for Sheep, Cattle & Mining IPIR.OTT'O, J Now, pray, dont be offended, he said. Your daughter is very naturally the weaker because of her sex, and she does remarkably well. Her speed is really remarkable. Many a day when she has been at the piano I have sat, watch In hand, and timed her Sir! Madam, I assure you I am simply giving an unprejudiced opinion. I have known her to get through two pieces to his one, and while I must Insist that he has the greater endurance, I think she must cover quite as much ground in a day musically speaking, of course a3 he does. It gives me pleasure to bear I testimony to her earnest to set yourself Sir! Have you1 dared up as a judge of: my daughters play ing? Not at all, not at all, he said pleasantly. No judge is required nothing but a referee, and as I am between the two contestants She waited to hear no more, and that night she and her daughter worked the relay system to keep the piano going. But he did not care. He had left for the seashore for a months vacation before they had fairly begun. Boston j Post. .'i Mon XJTJkXX. Leads All the Rest. El?'? AWARDS. $ Support Homo State Fair 1894, Gold Hed&l. Industries ' ? Three Cream Baking and Powder Gold Medals. Keep Your Superior Quality Flavoring Extracts Gold $ledal. Money Two Great Crimes. The crime of 73, began the financial conversationalist, getting himself into a position of ease. Thats nothing to the crime of 95, interrupted a short legged man in sandy whiskers. The crime of 95! exclaimed the financial conversationalist I do not understand what you mean. Well, you ought to, said the short Havent legged man with firmness. ten months you heard enough the last to teach you that the crime of 95 is the everlasting blowing about the crime of New York Sun. '73? at Best Quality and Display of Coda Water. Home. KAXi' MAlfUFACTURKD BY HEWLETT CALT LAKE CITY, UTAH . 1 The Old Time Bank must be short of money? Depositor Great Caesar! Why do you think so? I asked them to lend me Slowpay and some, they said they couldnt Old Way of Fating Mustard. Mustard used to be eaten whole and Uas a full line Oenera.1 re growing in Yeu drep a quar a in Ur slat End gtJ Ptl t cf gsxu go s maters fe-e- Merchandise, Travelers and Eheepmen will find me supplied with HAY, - GRAIN - AND - STARRING Higher cssh price paid for Hides and Pelts. mustard flour. Prepaid of-- And is felling down at Panic Prices for Pay Down. Either for Cash or Produce at cost cry instead of in a paste made from favor in New York. BOX 523 JOSEPH A. LYMAN . Popea Avignon Palace. The town council of Avignon, France, has agreed to spend 180,000 francs upon the restoration of the former palace of the popes. A part will be made Into a museum, and the chapel and conclave hall will be ceded to the Vatican. - i Spices Pure and Ground Daily A Startling1 Announcement. Slowpay - f - Dont forget JOSEPH A. LYMAN, : t D COUIfXY, : : : : : UTA& |