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Show Eatrle. Thursday. October 31, 1929 Tage Two A Thrilling Reel News Notes Need I ess WW'WrWrlrHr'Hr'lt SUB ROSA Sufferin It '$ a Privilege to Live In By MIMl UTAH Woman's Funny Bone best Joke I know la that has no sense of homor. If she hasn't. It's time congress passed another humorous amend-menbut the fact of the matter Is that woman can't see anything so very fanny In life after she has looked at man. A man Is supposed to go to a show for the sake of having a good laugh, a woman with the Idea of What could having a good cry. be fairer than that? But, still, woman has her funny bone, even If It Is not located in her head. If you'll wait a moment I'll wise you up to the whole matter. Men have wlL but women have the humor. And there's a big dif ference between the two, believe me. Wit separates people, and puts the laugh on some unfortunate. That's why some men like wit. A man sits on his hat or puts bis foot on a banana peel, the yellow peril Men think that's of the sidewalk. THE The city of Koose- - ROOSEVELT velt recently voted to bond lor 135,000 for the repair and develop ment of the wuter system. The pro position had but IS negative votes. HEBER CITY Snap bean pro- up to October 1 amounted to 3900 duction for caning purposes in Utah tons, the department ot agriculture renorts. With 7781 head of OGDEN livestock received at Ogden stockyards recently, a new high record for the season was set, L. F. The manager, announced. shipments came from Ave states, and consisted of the following: 44S0 head of sheep, 2224 head of cattle and 987 head of hogs. COALVILLE S. 0. Harper, general superintendent of construction of the bureau of reclamation, with headquarters at Denver, made an Inspection of the work In progress at the Echo dam In company witn F. F. Smith, local construction engineer the latler part of last week, leaving here recently for Denver, ROOSEVELT During the past year, extensive year done in the Uintah basin, in the trawberry valley and in Daniel's Creek canyon has placed the vast inland empire of Utah many hours closer to central state points, and given greatr the higher promise of a direct by Some of the most wonderful able. Original works of St. Jerome, way to Utah and Salt Lake valleys St. Augustine, St. Cyprinn and St. It Is practically cer books on earth are in the monasRICHFIELD at Ambrose; tiie most ancient papal by St Benedict tain that 40,000 baby chicks will tery founded Home 1 400 years ao. During the decree, that of John VIII; the old bo raised in a community brooder dark Middle ages when barbarians est text of a decree by Gratian, to be established In Richfield. This were sticking libraries the Benedic- famous codlfier of laws, have all is In addition to 150.000 fiat will tine monks of Montecasslno been saved from the depredations be brooded by individual owners. copied Immortal works and of time by the Benedictine breth An organization has been effected thus preserved for today priceless ren. which will go ahead immediately books that would otherwise have to raise the necessary funds to be- been lost forever. Among them lire Early Substitutes for "The Golden Ass" mid the "Metagin construction of the broiulor. the Modern Toothbrush morphoses" of Apuleius; the hisOGDEN A solid traltiUmd of cat. tory nnd Annals of Tacitus; CicToothbrushes lire quite n modern tie arrived nt the Ogden L'nioti ero's oration "Tro t'liientio" and bis Invention. In the Vernel Memoirs stock yards October 23 from Jack-m- a essays, "ltepuhlicu" and "About the we ore told that In lCIll, Sir Ralph Hole, Wyo., and sold at prices Laws." "The Nature of the (.Soda" Verney was asked by a friend to and Ovid's "Fasti." The oldest Inquire In Turis "for the little slightly abovn the general level grammar In history was also pre- brushes for making cleane of the fur the week thus far. There wer served Intact by the Benedictines teeth, most covered with sylver. 17 cars In this shipment end re- This was Vnrrones "Latin Lan- and some few with gold and aylver Montecassino presents oiia of the largest single guage. " kept un- Twlste, together with some Tettlls to ever soil at the harmed the only original copy. Bouettes (7 Holies) to put them consignment I'poti this all grammars, down to In." There Is another reference to local yards. PROVO Ott Romney, coach cf the grammar tnught In schools, these, In a later volume of the have In The work Memoirs, ns "teeth brushes." the Ilrigham Young university, aald of the part been based Benedictine monks In pre"Turkish toothbrush" occurs In. a us looked It that though recently senile priceless hooks of the list of "utensils" In the Musneum tlm Institution would have to do church has been even more remarkTrndesenntlnnnm in 1(V(5. This was probably a stick of dragon root, without swimming this year, be which. In common with other roots, cause of the lark of a pool. C. 8. was used for that purpose down to I,eaf, swimming Instructor for many Lost Motion Found in Seventeenth century or even years. Is considering- offers from Travel on Mississippi the later. Not only the Romans. C.tHKl the rneifle coast, but has not yet It Is bard to realize the possibil- years nso, but also our own Queen decided where to go. ity of drifting downstream In or Flir.atieth, used a rnmili cloth, s tier trt travel upstreum, yet at one wrapped round a stick or a finger LOGAN Three carloads of were Inspected by llnrry C. place In the world It Is possible to for her teeth. Weekly Scotsman. off ilowutream In a canoe and Tatker, elate and federal agricul- set end 45 tulles farther upstream tural Inspector, at the Cache Money Highly Rated ttiihimt apparently turning back company recently. There This was dime by an Indian on a Money Is held In very hljjh opln In fact, we will be approximately 15 mora car stretch nf the Mississippi known Ion by most of us. loads cf apples shipped out this ns the (Srenvlile bends, consisting ol usually think more of it than we We count It t tie do ourselves. George It. ninny loops and curves eoniinu ytr, according of to Commis-dot.ssot. When we send It greatest one on The another. ally doubling the Ihiwcn, manager out lo work for us we expect it to Indian one lowet at of Marled the house, which will t r Hi pr the total up bends ami flouted tinill be came to earn more than we do.- Crit. to nearly the same figure as last a narrow neck feparating him from year, 40 carloads. A "carry" (tie loop upstream. One cf the most unusual of a few hundred f"et brought htm PRICE Prlakes deer ever killed in this s'Htluu was to a higher reach of the river. The aaln ami brought Into Trice this wHk by o'ra!bn was float lug down, carrying strain The aberrations of genius have Morgan Klnp. The horns of tha over, down, and carry It.g not Invariably coniiued themselves animal are mil In tho silk, and ac- over. floating Then by (matins down to mere feats of genial absent cordion to numerous hunters they slreant Id niiies and carrying Ids m!ndednos. The lives of Bunyan. have never before sh n a covering canoe a short distance on foot, be Swift, Byron. Beethoven and even on the horns this lata In the year. was 4Ti miles farther upstream than Thomas C'artyle are examples of the tragic forms which the abnorWeighing 219 pounds, the deer has when be sinned. been adjudged one of the moot mality of genius will sometimes us sume. (leiilus, especially musical, Aluminum Alloy Formed perfect specimens nhot In eastern poetic and literary genius, has Aluminum Is combined with other often Utah. It has 21 points, all com- been allied with a pathologic ftietals, according to reports of covered with "silk". condition the mind which nor '''''M '? San Fran ders uimn ofInsanity. The city council VERNAL Ami the fact HI nun! iitMIHOie in IIJ! In re- - , that the eccentricity of genius did appropriated I. BO to esl M, mr(, not more frequently cross the hor buildlm: the road that runs north .,,, MH,,f1,. . n,Wvr lnt.flira from the monument, a distance tf i bard tbet It can be sharpened der line must be attributed to the social conditions under which those omcthlng over a mile, u A'hley lij a ra?,orhke ciUe I also made, men of t genius lived; for Is and copper pinde suitable for ute ft'ok, he; It Jolas the Vernal-Manil- In in the past was more tolerant ol tools. Popular Mechanics M. h!rhsy. It Is understood azine. eceentrleliy than It Is today. that t'intnh county will appropriate And bete, perhaps. Is the renl cause of the link of genius which I Tin, and thnt llie state will eon F.arth't Loneliei-- Spot e are often told. Is charactertribute fU.fO. tt.akiriK a loi.il cf MiMite. traveler nnd lectur It istic of the proM'tit flge. It Is pes t I lif avaU.ibte f r the improvement. says thai when he touched; m siblf shut Ute Twentieth century Work win b(Kin at once, in order er, the Kisitid of Trlcstau d.i run ha In with Its tendency to standardise that the road may be completed tliir. V.'."X tlierr Wir I ."at In not only means ot production but before Winter, This Inland has been even ways of thought, will not lol The Tfllurlde designated "ihe h.fielie.t populated cra?e that Independent e or eccen FILLMORE all Hie e;nib snrr.i. nn, rower ar.J L:rhf company Is to iriclty of mind which has so often I farnMi jSeirla wish power, Th.s a the f.ittlicvt ibitis ol all (Jreat been tbt accompaniment of creaBritain a mit...ts. tive senilis. If John Bunyan, for was definite! !Uded nt the " " " town hivtnl s';:!3fd is contact'""" Wit-loc- Immortal Literature Preserved to Benedictine Monks World an-plr- Com-mlsbl- lim-iHo- wh not-le- a i " Not Noted for Its Beauty, wii1ther,ercomnvt,Mwerk.iChuckwalla, Tho profound line will rotne bv ay 4f iioidcn and w.u be tear th mate The trvev ;! It ro'it.'f t.er n thl the r.. wet , , 1 round to Have Dainty Appetite It flesh was roasted loveliest not fliniivs rf, i'"" the "n " (,nin" l ne nnn itwaua nrHro i;iei ( f tlm Si.iViihuoat ll.u .'!. ml lnrL',-- l laborers nil If Hip , Is not ,(. stiile. ftmin favorable, the work will blM!lftjy R gtnfie beauty among the C atiltnnis. yet bis chobe Hpfetitf r.;'.i - 1 t JatiHaty. A runs very urnngl? ti flowets, MONROC ,' .,tnr Uv, N'ovemt-psiMHlmm raptured In the t;n,nd t .r i tn'i I reilers' f, lias nrtj n KR 111 crttiyoti hail In Its ntomnen la m les ot iiit e. Itivltatlnrs bav (lower heads of lhr I! e.t How r.t to tise cuverntr end nil Coii.ju.nile plants, b'.m Flplt wiil farhit-- . t ! .ry '' 1.-- Ht-- lmV f" is (,:. and poses. eight persons bad a ch.luce to llnd out wliat chuck watlo meat tasted tike. ers of the fellow lean err!, not bT--h Tbe ; Red Hair in Ditfavor Itej hair was no novelty In an no de clcitt Kcypt and evld-tii- iy ome iif the female light ummmlci dis'ovcred In the Nile delta are cnlffed In smartly made black wigs which lit snutly ovet tbi-lrwn natural auburn tresses. I'nir sktn was nnnti aduiired The Itelies of nmdiuHy iited a mix tare of while lead t whlteo (heir fuceS and bands. Also, they ued the jill'-- e Of (be fragrant. frehl) a Menrh. t'liflou phiehed lemon In New York Wtrid. Harby llm breakfat of the In l.ta ht..irl Ibiyrts from ,l ft. Of hl(i ,WW; et Uivitrd. , r crod ,,lhPr p,,M r.f flower but Is OpH!ed th in was t The nt last Ui,irt advrmced In dlgeMlon. ar. K. I. lkbr. TrctcMor Alma 'rliinkwnita bus for yesrs bwn a VU amon the Indians K plain and Tr r H Bmstn. fv,,r" b- -1 prttspertor hss all tptrM.1init tb Cth Atitul overcome white nmn the rtpug Virl rnLeee. will Ue In Monro, , Water Beit for Flowers flni .rmlflUi 1 hovmbf..r it supervise berating Wjh aurpri,,, ihnl this Mb liisrd Cool. fteh water without the nd t the lamb foedint uperlmcnu, t made ot food niesL After lht dition of chemical. Is the best mehich wtu b co4ttcl4 In Monro recently rituted specimen hsd dium for presenilis the freshneas yielded op Its tkin for tnuseutfi pur- - of cut flowers. tit tb Halt tlvoMntk teifii-ntri- l ei'inhilf-slet- M wil .,,. 1,-c- f !f - in'' Mm m tio., ty These tablets give real relief, or millions would not continue to take them. They are quite harmless, or the Don't be a martyr to unnecessary pain. To colds that might so easily be checked; to neuritis, neuralgia; to those pains peculiar to women; or any suffering for which Bayer Aspirin is such an effective antidote. time-honore- "There Is a tnnrked difference be tween boys and girls In the way they grow, particularly during ado- lescence." This Is the opinion ot a woman authority on child welfare, who has observed about 5,(H)0 children over a period of 11 years and has followed about 700 of them to adult growth. "Orowth In the gin practically ceases between (ifteen and sixteen and In many cases earlier," she said. "But in the boy this Is prolonged until eighteen and often later. The girl, having to get her growth over In a much shorter period and doing It In rather a Jerky way, tends to go through a phase lasting from 12 to 18 months when she Is disinclined for any physical or menial exercise, and welcomes group control nnd routine. "The boy, on the other hand, tends to have a marked freeing of energy and wants to undertake some particularly Individual task outside routine and tends to re sent group control." well-know- Bridge Had Long Life Old London bridge, begun In 1170. was completed In 12011. It cnrrled which a row of timber houses, were frequently burned down, hut (he niuln structure existed until e e Atphin it as often as needed; cause of any pain can be treated oily by a doctor. heart, bo use but the II ASlPMHra Replenishing Park Stream Fishing ought to get better In a few years, at least so far as the national parks are concerned. The Department of the Interior nnd the Department of Commerce have worked out an arrangement whereby an expert from the bureau of fisheries of the latter department will enrry on extensive research and development work In the national parks, In order to replenish the fast diminishing stocks of flKh. The expert will also seek to Introduce new varieties of fish In various lakes and streums where the change will work for better sport Id the future. Washington Star. of Balkylicadd For Best Results in Home Dyeing You can always give richer, deeper, more brilliant colors to faded or out-of style dresses, hose, coats draperies, etc., with Diamond Dves. And the colors stay in through wear and washing! Diamond Here's the reason. Dyes contain the highest quality anilines money can buy. And it's the anilines that count! They ar the very life of dyes. Plenty of pure anilines Diamond Dyes easy to use. They go on evenly without spotting or streaking. Try them next tims and see why .authorities recommend them; why millions cf womca will use no other dyes. You pet Diamond Dyes for th same price as ordinary dyes; 15c, at any drug-- store. MM) -- mt YOU HAVE A DOCTOR'S WORD FOR THIS LAXATIVE color-schem- For your own protection, buy tt genuine. Bayer Is sae. It's always the same. It never depresses the trad mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaoeticaddertar fa Uw of history have been men, like thnt German butcher who devoured a score of little boys. But the women of today are bent upon being man tilsh, so (hat they have taken the vampire business over into their own department. They have always been fairly good at It. If you want to know what a vampire Is. I'll tell you that It's a flirt w'th a vengeance. The average girl flirts Idly and Innocently. Just for the fun of the thing. What are her eyes for If not to roll around ami wink! But this girl s glances are not premeditated They are only little winks with a hop on thein. But the Viinp uses the glance to snre the man and scorch his heart Then she uses stuff to make her eyelashes black and her Hps red. She thinks that mun'll fall for her example, had been living today, he would have been cured of bis mel aneboly or else Ineareeruled In an asylum; In .ndther case, II Is safe to say, would be have produced the 'Pilgrim's Progress." IK AYE e Vampires npHE real vampires the beginning of the Nineteenth century. The old bridge was the center for booksellers and other tradesmen. On It stood the chapel of SL Thomas of Canterbury and a tower on which the beads of traitors were exposed to view. The present London brid'-'-e was begun In lS-- 'I and completed In It Is borne on five granite arches. Is i)2S feet long. feel wide and M feet above the river. not medical profession would constantly prescribe them. styles. Present Age Little Excuse for "Eccentricities" of Men of Genius W t'f'W Bayer Aspirin! For there is scarcely any pain it cannot relieve, and relieve promptly. Now woman's sense of homor Is of the gleeful laugh which All goes around the whole circle. cau giggle and a good time be had But such social laughter by all. does not satisfy Mister Man's desire to cackle. Men have their standardized Jokes Just as they have their staple Difference in the Sexes at Periods of Growth headache, makea Or some other ache or pain prevents your keeping an engagement-Reme- mber that There's the mother-in-lawheeze, which Is a confession that the man who thought he was mar rying the girl was really wedding the whole works. That laugh Is surely on him. d Or there Is the Joke about the henpecked husband. That kind of a comic Is meant to console all the other roosters. They feel better when they realize that there are lots of men In the same boat. The standardized Joke abont woman concerns the old maid. But her plight Is not her fault Then that sort of Joke Is pretty much out of date these days. The reuson why woman does not laugh so easily, or find amusement In men's Jokes, Is that woman Is not easily surprised. And surprise Is the life of all laughing matter Msn Is surprised when his hat blows. It It's the other man s hut, he laughs. The suddenness of the thing makes It funny. But you can't surprise woman so She's forewarned against easily. about everything thnt's likely to turn up In human life. She's often pleased by whut's amusing, but Is not easily stung by what Is new. There's a lot of laughing matter In the world, and If men like It they ere welcome to IL Anyhow, as far as we women are concerned, wit means laughter, and laughter means wrinkles. It's sober Sue who has the smooth skin. ft you stay at home funny. iit-v- t reiM-aie- The next time I'At . .s v 3i . CO, i ti i frti -- W. M. i'ALir. !. E IN T'n !;.40u; run. lit. Jl.0'0 I.I . . yt-a- nt m Ls INVKSTUBST fliNTIlAI. PICO. LOS ASUEI.E4 ' r i tet Mfwi gnde ami price tour fan. Skip birhnt (a MtMilUn tor hone priin. 1'romnt ci.K rMunu. I nrrt direct rcrnvrn a Northern Fur. Over 50 in the (ur huunn. rJin. Tn In 1S75, an earnest younjj man began to practice medicine. As a family doctor, he saw the barn in harsh purgatives for constipation and began b search for something harmless to the sensitive bowels. Out of his experience was born a famous prescription. He wrote it thousands of times. It proved an ideal laxative for old ami younjj. At people saw how marvclously the most ligp'.-- h bowels are started and bad breath, headache, fevcr-ishnenausea, ris, poor appetite, and such disorders, are relieved by the prescription, it became necessary lo put it up rcadv for use. Today, Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Tcp-a- s it Is called, is the world's iiint popular laxative. It never varies from IV. Caldwell's orijrinal effective sod lurmlcsj formula. All drugstores have it, Trice list and ShlppbgTap! The vamp realises that the old wsy of getting Is wek and out of AJJr dnte. She resorts to oviuettlshness JUP.D... Sure. In a kick with It. But for her. men might hsve kept up the old levins Illusion that It's they who go out after women when of course l( has been quite the other way, When the vamp goes to work and All Winter Long " on her war paint, the gives puts Mwwlm ( llm.t- e- Cn--t Helele-Tew- W us dead away. iU gram. For she lets mnn '"""e "Meet me nt the Crind Central see thnt It's woman who Is ever on Vtee. TKe van derataWrtreeorlel the warpath for MUtrr Man. or depot nt 2:1ft." mm Writ Cree A rTr C "The Crand Central de'tot," be the Big Chief and bis scalp. a But had ihe Woman has laughed laugh guilty always been led to sound. Ctl.ltOHMA believe that man was necessary to It hadn't been so many years, ber welfare Today. she's Iiwetr, he remembered, since he had culled tblnkihg that mujbe she can .Mk Humanity and Doit a station a depot, nnd made fun of after ber.elf and punch her own However muth of a friend of the I'plt.is. the town snobs, who lliei.t ticket. the dia may be, when his mods were very superior and called If Men are bard to get, anyhow, so life Is npplled to humanity, It the "terminal " New York JSun. the vamp goe nut rifter Vm with Bratil Source of Edible Oil a punch S'tiiieihlng else again. The tHfto It's getting bHi.ler Hmt Hr,ir.il Afraid to Fub harder to make tnen see thst w imiy bfcmne one of the "To lead a doK' life" or to lend ,B To mnke man feel world s chief m.iirees nf oil as one ebe a hdo;'s life" speak vulutoe Along Ihe headwaters of the Or! are deptrnhle re litub r wn In several for the wsy some people treat nocii rher In Venezuela, n region tbSt Woman ll B Ifood 111 el lrw.nl I. experiment. ctmnlrlf with oil obinlned front the dumb friend. little known to white people, deil like boosUng renl cMAtc on Biirrt-a rsee of Indians whose religious Island. bnhnnsu nut, of which there arc set-ira- l The HM of ellgihles is n, 1I,rf beliefs make them fear to t1h or hundred mlllin Oa Ed cat the hV.li of any animal. Belief as the tt f Income (Hpst r. Ft,r D to shoppers h t!' war cut the yott down object ever so many lhg that the tooils of men entet Ilnndheri h'ef onn title weie tsHou of nothiiiet' beasts afier ileatli they are careful prospects, nnd men SM slwu), Hit in nvr, Qii.cn Mrj,. not to barm nny lower crenture su inclined Irt "tilt, n. It dtes no fisrni ! anyhow The vamp think she knows the !inett B clerk 1 In practice."-!1"- """ the d)Ti,Hj pvrlor In the biological scale to tlmt I!),! they She see thai femininity tt should Ih iii!ire. bugs, worms and ants. Thee (hey j (rick Jourtial. eat freely. These n range Itid'ans s lost cause, so she nu, were discovered by pr. Herbert i the warpath. Ml sdmlt that men Rfcitf U'Kcit for Gtjr iMYkcy of New York while trying are bnrd to grab, and Oisny of 'em no are lo find the nojirce of the Orinoey bargain either. SHekert, Sayi Roger! -- Lxcharge, But I II tier be a tamp for the SRke of getting even ft, KEW YORK, Nuf f pri Hir champion Nr miles about Vnrt rtl Wales, f f M m m!lh Betflc Ratri Vftt!! tram lnrke (ike Wa Islctim powder, n't go fcr ' War tiU that bunrh of Ore The tiihahii.iii! of Belgium them with rouge. krmrlters rot a bolj ffl'emaiple long to two different races, known t r In tt.ll Sfeatt. tn of this afternoon. It rti ns the Flemings and the Walloons, til place for raecoon ct two different language. speaking athlete, bo araimt an oil CaUe!. Known t. AatieMi fcuiwh of best thockeni hoe 1he of the North are of coIi'T The iml'iiii knew many af! enhJcm ia Teutonic otitn and speak Flemish, pair f l"1 orrraila, which Is Imilar to Hutch. ties of cabbage, the The eurM. the The !d nlmwi frfrf Walloon t.f ti. piitilh are largely ruffled am sprouts. Caul flower, pnm lh moottj of u Cin" of Celile origin and sicsic which wiiwd tit, had the tltr J(J;M from ijlalert of I rem it. The name of Die conn vyprua, lfl,i U tml Stmm trom .n irvtwrncti br Wlttl Vale, liamri rrlrtce. . one Is Bomsn herbalist the derived rrotn that cf the Cr try Columbia and Al Bmt'1 Ar!;r nd peantept to tsMe t.f retet tic group, lie Belgae, whom Julius from Wn alt In tc9&i til t Caesar mentioned In his book oo fcleworta. but of t.i vau U tiA tooks lilt Us the e4 tof1u Ask your dealer for LF.VI'3 the Halile war. cine sn enemy to the kidneys, ua oor er, lunlr . Yours, wholesome and hard to JUrbeW UtnkmJtM 1ml III WU boo era digest Some Call It a Depot Now I'ncle Hiram was 'coming to visit bis city nephew and the nephew was looking forward to the visit with some uncertainty. He had warned I'nele lllrnm thnj he had changed since Ihe days on the farm Bui he didn't rejtllr.e Just bow tremendously be had Improved till lie read I'ncle Hiram's tele rn IlI(!i ss, KoeJe-KnirK- ampe-Ttleiw- yeiliit iiriiigM ) lr--- j his. h.Hchi-lord- t'ur;r Will Rogers j nJ Yrr , LEVI STRAUSS OVERALLS i Fn,, mm free ufir if. fi |