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Show 'Relieve Farmer? j No, Cure him!' j Will Rogers YV.ll Rogers is apalnst farm relief. rn f'i'.lherance of this own camp3i?a for the Presidency as the candidate o the "Bunkless" party, he declares himself him-self unutterably opposed to the great a-r.iiian demand now disturbing both the old panics. Who but a farmer would ask for "Relief from his troubles?" Rogers i V in discav :n his cm platfora ', in tiiis week's Life. "I will not only ;.ve Im.i "Relief but I WILL CURE 'ITM. Anylxidy else would want a "live" so while he didn't know enough .i rrk for a cure, why I am th felloi hat will cive it to him. I will aIfo-'u''Iv aIfo-'u''Iv cure him of being a farmer." R vers abiO makes a bid for plat-; plat-; Tin rugjertioiu with certain rjs?r- i".-:is. Among other declarations as ' o h.s purposes he says: "I am just a kinder laying loir with my platform, till I see what the Bunko Hoys o':er you at Kansas City and Huuston. "You pet their offer and let me know and I will do better. I can promise you more than they cun tor I H1 have i the last promise. Whatever they effer ou I w ill raise em at least 20 per cent And T can come just as near kepng lay p'omise as they can. "No matter what's on our Platfomi on November the fifth we will have n l.i.nr.re and burn the Platform. We r.'-e not eoingr to kid people that the platform has any permanent value. c are only daf'.inii it for election purpc-ses If anyone has any surrcestion to offer on planks for this temporary M.e.e. why if his suggestion is backed i'p by euouiTh legitimate reeis.ereo voters, why we will be glad to include I Ins plank, provided always that the lonposition to his plank can't muster as many votes as he can. In other words, brine: on your planks, but W i Ym be carried in by voters." |
