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Show S about: A Bride for King Edward BEVERLY HILLS, CALIF. According to tradition or maybe it's law King Edward Ed-ward is limited in the choice of a bride to one of five European princesses. Even so, his majesty majes-ty would find nearly everybody over here giving lend cheers ami some of his loyal sm.jects at home Hninir the same thing, too, I bet you did lie Just up and marry the healthy, sweet, normal-minded, clean-blooded clean-blooded daughter of some English country coun-try family. Indeed, be might gc further and fare no worse, by taking tak-ing for his queen a weil-born Cana- frvln s Cobb dian girl. Still, this would severely shock a certalD type of Britisher who always refers to a Canadian as a "colonial," with a lower case "c" or, how about a maiden maid-en from a quarter which, like Canada, Can-ada, produces gome of the loreliest women in the world the Antipodes? Ey the way, does that same breed of insular Englishman call a native of those paits an "Antipathy?"' Probably so. Hamlet and Ham THE papers say a peasant audience audi-ence In Rumania broke up a Shakespearean performance because it wasn't funny. Well, could they but watch some of the Hamlets I've watched, they'd die laughing. Likewise, if those riotous peasants peas-ants really have a sense of humor they'd get a giggle out of a certain not altogether nnfamlliar pattern of classical screen production, never realizing, of course, that they were laughing at an epic. One thing, though, we can do superlatively su-perlatively In these parts and that's putting en a ballyhoo. That glgan- j tic flaming meteor which scared I folks along the eastern coast j wouldn't have caused a ripple out 1 here. We'd Just think aoaiehody ' was opening a new lunch stand over ou Hollywood boulevard. a Perkint Venui Roper ; I HO so wl-h the Tommy M.in-Tiibs M.in-Tiibs would make t:p their mind, one way or tlie o:hor. so we r-'iiM all concentrate on tloie p:ait::ive tapping sounds em.ir.aiii'.g from Sl.e cahint't at Washington. Iiame Humor bath 1! t! it It's I'nclo I'nn l:.;er s'.-..".!!r; t.i'.i.'.'.y for help tn-ai:se fniiflm 'r In the utlmlnistration Is trlng to s:;:!t,h his playthings fr"m l,!:n. ",. I'n !e I '.in Is a p:i;!.-nt p.c.il and a tri e southern gentleman, to rt for wi.rMs wo'iM tie rnt.-. got','. .- any gooil I 'e::ioer:if. nntch I. v a t:c' I'etnoerat. l'.itt f ey d i r I e hnr-Ihts hnr-Ihts a secret (tmivlrt cr;ev;:!oe As the re;.i.rt f.::er tli-. 'g't ,v:t here lie d.ien'i r.' ; I Mm... per'.:: tal.in; l.er o-.vn J..!i s.i s"-;. "; v. hut olv'e- t to l.er try!:-g. w e.inal seriousness, to t.il.e l. s. It may he only a l;'::t':!l-r.n s'an.ler. Still, s iv what tvi ;, Mine. IVrl.lin has jot a r. gl :y termined Jniv. Rmdinif 5.000.000 Tclrtrm. 7" 1 1 1 1 ' It may have been s -t of rare free for Senator l".i. '' coinnilltee to sel.-e nil those rr::v niountalns of private teVgr.!;.1, sages, why Invoke the law- (o en' '., Vni? Surely nnlo,!y who del. tor ntely sits down to wa.'e Ciron-h :,.IH1.U) ftaXf, ,,.i:I...n,s ,,n, ,();n punlsh.-il before he starts n-.nl wi'.l surfer from pollon In the pod before he's throuch. Think of (lie wire, a follow rets on Mnhdny ami ho!. : days. Some of (linn aren't so good even when fresh, are Ihey? j Apparently the rresont lnvetlg:. ' (Ion alms to find out whether nny ' lobbying has actually gone on In 1 Washington nnd In.Wd there h.n been a suspicion to that r:Tect for 1 qulie some time, Farewell to 5h,w j A KITH his recent trans cont'nen. ; tal scorning (our ho lias le' ' once our venerated Idol and nl- , ways our severest rrlllc. i Somebody overlooked a chance s tlie world's most r dist Ingnlshed vegetarian, havlnr In advance ,1c plored It for showli,c ih had l:,,.e ' to be a Yankee Invliullon. stood -on the rlni of Amerlca'a not.tct ' scenic wonder, sinking a petulant i whisker over that Incredible y,,id and niuncliliKi a ranot sd p.n. I Ivy sandwich. The i:, 0:lM, ' rerlnlnly would have been such swe pl!,,-. fr ihrowlng yonr old lleorge 1'vernsrd Shaws. I Willi war-clouds thickening ! half of Knropr's fronti,.,, .., , menllon Asln's-lhe I eago of ' Mona Is fimcllonloc ns u,i i ""'cr words, it . , 111P1,n,.,,); "miles wlint a wrmher lane Is to I hn wen I her. i irtviN s. conn i f W Nil K,, , I,., |
