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Of emsne cry opisjfM (Ha xjoep at really rs jus noartjbie Ha) tuiae The trader mu of she Chmsattat iiratadUed ao are sSeeply wiebiatjoa rttusii the people here ihas fust the iooe week of the teaso® easUy rrvesJ every iinsphJ tan she f tcjudis way of cvuld ihar oj )w‘f iLfe Moat people are pr ubabJy natal of she (act (hat harra Oauwar Pci loT as ealied Iby (1 aware ‘‘Fsnuitii bat He lives aj a Fle’t true nesuJy plate eaSed ‘"Kona Tuofarii" (B meant ‘ tar Mcivuntam'”’ 41d ’( ask me how at all iodh iis lar of she name) got 10 us regui&ftes: plenty of im reindeer Ghnsunas (trees and IcaJe elves visited (he area early an lAecember--a- s in Arnnc Circle Tale a wild guess The average about (he nondiuons temper at ure is 20 degrees Cenugr is COUJ' saw some of (he mosi ever have (bus redicuious appareil uouldnT allow anyself tro 'laugh The point an weather !Lke lius is 1® keep armj no regard 1® appearance Jf not you will freeze— it ’s that simple ll made me dunk ot die lunes back home wheat made fun of my father for wearing that ridiculous reuxdeer hetding hal Well no moie experienced die very so angle sensation ol being outside when the sky is a dusky grey but your watch says jb is 2 pan The reason lor this is of course that we were so far north diat die sun’s rays never came above the horizon as also honored enough to indulge in such Lapland specialities as fresh reindeer milk (not exactly a treat') reindeer meat and seeing the “real’'’ Santa Enough about Santa’s homeland officially kicked off the Christmas season one entire day spending American baking with my American friend ’Using Jane Beckwith" chocolate claps and Joey Maxfield’ recipe (both of whom are now famous m SW J'mlmd) we made 3 chocolate t chip cookies with good old Mom pie recipe successfully created 5 of those Wow what a day what a hit Finnish people love oui loud (all except & peanut butter that is but that’s another story) More about Finnish Christmas food J’m grateful J still have 6 more months to woik otf xhe season’s only drawback Every home is slocked to the ceiling with 3 basics: the first “Joulu Torttu’" (Christmas Tort) is a flaky pie crust pastry thing shaped like a windmill—with plum preserves spiead m the center The 2nd basic is very similar to our gingerbread it’s just rolled thinner and has slightly different gredients The 3rd and my personal lavorite is a hot drink called “glogi” It is made of fruit juice and spices and can be served with or without a base of red wine At is served with sliced i® at almonds and white raisms Mmm! An interesting difference discovered between the Christmas heie and at home is that unlike the variations found among the traditions of families of different cultural backgrounds every family J encountered here celebrated Christmas in almost exactly the same way This is a of my continuation of the yuleude activities and this varies only slightly lor all other Fms The first ex and the really only exciting the citing mum day ol celebration was Christmas Eve The morning is spent preparing the duy’s traditional dinner It consists ol a mum dish of a huge salty smoked hum prepared with special niustaid suuce which is served with several kinds of native fish eurrot turnip und potato ’lutikkos’ one of the strangest suiads I’ve ever encountered (beets currots pickles potatoes cucumber who knows what else?') and ull of tin national breuds (truckloads) Around nuon was the Christina'' sauna Yeah yeah the Fins will use am excuse to go to suuna even Christmas A tavorue of mine is alter cuoking in suuna past the beurabk stage to run outside stark nuked and roll in the snow It must sound com pletely crazy but it’s reully a lumustn leelmg At pm everyone meets in the ci'y square to heat a Christmas Choir and listen to the annual message from city officials Home to prepure the again Christmas meal and a most important (Lip' T he C hnitasHt Tree TEe trim-- i ttLe elt-- i of tbt ChfiHti&M tree folSboA walrio® of waiticg ncsr J Cfcnatfiia £ven® HJijtxpXjfM ©f SofdU Pjlki't arrival TTbe t&euoractaoct used i® the hvmsi beef are very &ffatsjl finem e are amitatzsw&ed 6® Tfeey 'be tcaajwiny of shew ©roaMM? jjsj Lie e d® but ttoe dLiJeteiice is sla (heirs are aot jef1) of or ©their aru'icusf plas-iMost ate haaiscade en straw crtsthesed (4' urn m lacey ©ntanieats Candies are used ever)' wmervabk face— tJiwnt candies long ©andies At soile llgit iEiP'hJ juxie they pr®de t 4jda irea'-e-s a nice effect s I (iuzk ejy fazEiVs Eve was especially fuat of peopie food FumisJa Oiriatmas EUasie and piogi The food is cast prepared l® toe ue aveal I® fact die feprnd eaie® goes Chat m should toe kftt ©® (he tfatoie s® tat during (he eight hanu's des come 6® fnush Now we are dt aw mg near fhe ilttnax AQ of (he gifts i® toe exchanged ate a huge (basket outside (tie placed door for Joulu Pukki 1® carry i® jingie noise outside and the enure family tweaks out ao (he official Joulu Puk kj song and he cones m His costume is very typical Finfiisb toe and tie Laplaud- -f ur from head common reindeer hoots lie hegtaa tie you ’bee® good hoys and gnis?” It was just wlte® lie began addtessong “that Utah gid’’’ m English that J became amazed Tlte® he pulled something cruel—he made me sag furn a® America® Christmas song he' ore he would give up any of my gifts It is Joulu Pakki’s duty tt® distribute all of them but the® n w as tune fur Am® t® leave fie still had the rest of my cry" 'homes t© cover mot to mention tie resit of the world Tlien it as up t® ms 1® finish the best part opening our packages You could be wondering why Joulu Eukkihanta makes personal visits t© f inland’s homes early on Ouistmas £ ve ’s only logical since he lives hei e that he would complete Ins tasks here f trst That why tlie rest of the world including Millard County L'SA conies later tn the night A special occurrence that came later during Christmas Eve was when all of the city people visited graveyards at the old churches is important to them to pay respects to tlie dead at Christmastime At night tlie cemetery was lit by hundreds of candles and laniily members came to place flowers on tlie graves of thetr deceased was a bit eerie but beautiful Rows of ancient and new graves with candlelight tlie headstones end illuminating blooms and reflecting on the snow like crystal Something else found interesting here is that there are several sort of mini holidays leading up to Christmas An example is “Etkku joulua”’ (“Little Christmas’") which occurs early in December and is when most corporations hold their Christmas parties Another was ‘’Lama Lucian Euiva’" a Swedish holiday '“burnt Lucy’s Day Tlie school at morning was completely dark During Jst Class Saint Lucy came uiound with her band of angels singing her song about bringing light She lit the rooms with candles Tins is symbolic of the reason behind burnt Lucy's Day Saint Lucy is responsible lor creating longer and lighter toy the suns axis rotation in a nutshell would say tliut the Christmas here is simply simpler Not such extreme fantare not so chaotic no new cars or stereos or televisions All of the traditions are basically unaltered from generations long past This was a once in a hletime perience so J’m glad J was lar from disappointed 11 FVlersun Exchange btudent to J inland tt Delta Area to Feb ScreenBlood PressureCItolesterol ing Clinic Delta Public Health Bv Cost S6 App: only call Feb 2 Blood Pressu Cholesterol Screen mg Clinic lelta Public Health Bv Appt only pm by appt call H4 fol2 Cost S6 Feb 14 Diabetes and toot care 7 pm illmore Community Hospital streaker David Jjrannlio DPM CJ ttfuaJM tiwniiniiztutips 4©®"J fans (te w act ure landit (fiese J ani'laf Sts’ Are i m horn New Jersey wtef 977 RcAjus Lad a® tnpiosvj® gaiiwns of h ipeopie died and Nr Jersey FOJ’s vurnj icp j® vif'itfb toeewaueg lnvwffl as raipidJy ste 6©wt aste state? Are you Siwi® f etmaid fljii® 'wAiere (be gwvenuxurttt Las toee® Hying (© (lie Acicall itnizens for years abwcj ttesr asre fw radiation and nutdear F claps you’ite from CaJvci Cory Lome of ®ca ®y Kestetiucky itndus‘1 es and (be Eiqind aste Dispixsal Jut mettiet at or ? Tie citizens of trtus stnaAl city (pqpuiu'iy® appro 3 Uj Lave a mew ©uctAogy lunB at (lieu tooiprtal because oi (1 Jhigb incidence of cancer m iheu area ybtu® Mass wbee Aie you Jrom (he cluldren ate dying of Aukemta a'ter ibui tng well water comanunared by fttazardous waste abandoned lleakmg dumps? There isn’J enough room dor me ith all the places that are continue from smular problems flunk id you bad done your homework Ms Gobtd you would® i intake such an incredibly mane as “render it iChazatdous waste) harmless"" Do you really believe that a bazat dous aste mcmerator and he gia’bage it produces is hannless? 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Tlie company even dated band lor flie occasion a brass k in School toy sJIM mGFLELL TJtaii Education Aasociation jysmidemt The basketball player takes a pass from a teammate leaps and scores with an easy lay tip w tthout moving a single step The dans waUfhmg these pros roars As he heads downcourt the man who scored catches the eye of the teammate who rtfled fie ball to him and smilingly points to bun— a statement of recognition tor that goud play by the passer That kind of honest praise for a job well done can work wonders m motivating people Lome businesses make some rather remarkable efforts to show exceptional employees they’’ re appreciated One company assembles ns entire work foiceeulls a high achiever to the fr out of the room praises that jierson mud hands the honored lavishly employee a check and a plaque outig people respond t® sincere pt aise too T’ltecperativf word in fuat last sentence is “sincere Children ate amazingly adept at recogntzmg a phony compliment when they dtear &ne the pai ent who dieaps glow tng iwoids of admiration ou a Child sptan® recital pertot tuatice when the Ltd knows he blew n is a parent who’s m danger Tha’ little ptanist may mot accept the next compliment ins Dad gives bun Don’t woiry about it though Deserved praise builds the receiver’s sell esteem Most teachers ill probably tell you that a student’s very best piece o! equipment dot succeeding tn school is high selfesteem will Anything patents dot© butld be appreciated Thanks for help Just a note to thank you fur your ongoing support tor oui tup ’fruut coverage has helped us a lot and we appreciate your collect n I ouya bunker DHto Acappelia Cihuir The County Agent by lorry Campbell CMJ Extension Agent Good reporting Thunks lor letting us put so numy “letters to the editor” about lmzaidous waste in the puper And thunks too (or ull you did to should have a big "It’s help us Over” party! in fact it really is over are still The County Commissioners trying to get Rollins to build in the will have a vote But we county Vr ell wonder what we will find to write ubout in WV'1 ken seems to find will cuutmue plenty to write about to read tlte Chronicle Rrogress with much intererst! Keep up tlie good reporting Connie Law Fill more Area pm 50 cent Copy fend Addrett 249 Greetings from the land of Santa Claus & Reindeer pm Printing sure of f’ottd fix yoj fxofxtfffX CorrooUfsa or toxic xth Juft of teavy czriii or Las froZm t ste dHrtoi it Hi fvry srv'l be toiffurg Lrg peotot u4 (A myosx to® don't live kae tod thf tirry drtjp m for a Jr 4yt tor a ms ardl (Dr® Lave a rfid to ihoA Lave a Juazardwu wzee u our 4©®ry ? Eve M GtAdT t torre do W’M dAn'S ©Wit a® adf'cst ©a towc Ate )©wi petftp s frost CaU©rt-5©vc u© Ka® avs fc®tn4 '®uid 2 Esvfs of ttMoa snore s© e totAi ikkJ astev for to'® (ter 9 dl'Wiars a t©®? Ttey don't a®J er r (Iter air taad aszJ toes 'to? steady (tef (teir uete item ztcrs'? Sri®f® L©iSvaft2i Priipe y©ai’Ve Jsras pssJ a I 25 hkw'Jj®® vvtete Esvilii iJ'xliar fjx wsvatlvitzg JaLj re of gj©iurud tee ©q wproecs'? Hier sxMOJtorjrti stey Mn't iff ary me taalfiee e toodt a aww) of fess (ba® 2 p'jpjia‘10® toecavse suito ple cam Jail 31 Cholesterol Dutton fnriiK V utcruilor display at Fillmore Ilememury School 16 23 March ol Dimes Mother’s March fund raiser Jun 19 Utah Ballet perlormance DHS 7 Auditorium pm Sponsored by West Millard Cultural Council Iasi Millard Fate Arts Guild to meet ut Millard Fillmore Library 4 pm Jun 21 Melanie Roberts and Lrtc Searle wedding reception pm Pahvant Senior Center Fillmore Jun 22 Llder Rogei Scott Reynolds mission farewell 9 um Delta 4th Ward Chapel Jun 25 Lath League and resting weigh-DHS Locker registration Room 7 pm Noon Dinner Pahvant Senior Center to honor Ale Johnson Jun 26 Grant A Louise Nielson report on trip to Russia Delta Coy Council 7 pm Chambers Jan 27 Llder Jett Rasmussen mission 1st '4th Ward Fillmore 10:50 report Jan am Ward Goertz Grculaboni'Comp Robtnwn Grcuia non Production EDITOR tiri My Opinion “There is no truth to tie rumor that there is no truth to the rumor ’’ J'e heard that was first said of the tosit of some variety of frui's properties once found in the Garden of tden the Suipeon General long before ordered warmup labels but know first said it ter It’s the kind of thinp a pundit would say J always wanted to be a pundit so said it Pundits (aka hosts) have great jobs They scan new spaper headlines for stuff to write (or talk) about then they write (or tall) about it then they go have lunch (or take a nap) Not all pundits are alike home studied taste at Geraldo State took Jingoism 20J from Pioi Harvey studied tact from Larry from William J King modesty Buckley and art from Kex Reed but most are regular humanoid beings just like you me or even that wen do sitting next to you A recent survey of members of the Pundits Union showed less than half of respondents believed (47 percent) that No 7engo and Robert DiNeio were brothers That’s encouraging when you reulie who actually writes material for your Or did you think average pundit Howard Cosell's wit comes naturully? He and Bob Hope have the same hairdresser But punditry is not ul! power lunches with Olhe North getting on the administration's enemys list and nudmglit phone tips from Ralph Nader No sir Being profound takes a lot of work I once had to think tor several minutes i came up witii a in a row belore True it was inspired by a thought but originality curtoon Doonsbury doesn’t count m this business What does’7 Protoundiiess counts you can’t daxle them with brilliance G Gordon Liddy once said propitiate cerebral dysfunction via utiluaiton ol Where do you live Ms Gobel? of Ptod rer TO THE ue Precipitation indies of snow was in (tie lorm of Y OU FDRGCT the TtyiP rp SiAulA! l! Good news and bad Getting an unexieeied clieck in the mull is iilwavs tun Bills on the other liuiid are well bills especially if the budget is ulready full In furming tuday you can’t aflord the unexpected ou have lo know where you are financially and what Choices you cun make this next yeur A profit and loss statement is a key to where you are undemanding The lun part is adding up the tutul turni income lor the year Analyze tins total lor inventory and capital changes to ge’ the vuiiR of pioduction in otder to primut a livnig diDerent huve to have tvjies of gross dollars m stiles as a rule of thumb to make it The less tun part if you will is adding up ull the expenses Make sure you include your depreciation as well as your mveimry chunges I umiers un a cash basis wili have to subtract out those prepuid penses tliey’ve mude Now lor tin report curd Tina! ad jusied income minus total adjusted farm expenses gives you your pto!u ur loss tor )yg if you take that figure and add buck in your total inlet est paid out you’ll get your turni business earnings then can divide that by the total amount of capita1 invested in your firm tall owned und mortgaged assets) to get tlie percent return of investment Tins ugum is used as an anulvsi factor by lenders and youtaeif Rule of thumb savs that attrys Should return be" ween 7 Hi percent swine percent and beet 0 3 pet vent 7 lie best nee! herd A’ve ever seen returned 7 pei cent Now you can take your tunn business and this time divide it into tlie total capita! invested on will get your capital turnover rate Tins wn ttnmvjjit Id ntunuur your It stiDiud uikc hu)iite$& yea$ jt us gciicru' ruu iv tu'H uvm your Utrn& capital |