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Show , Their Feeling. I "Well, old sport, how do you fecit I I've Just eaten a bowl of ox full soup r and feel bully." "I've just enten a plnte of hush and f feel like everything." New Orleans c Times-Democrat. t ' r By Experiment. t "What was your little boy cryln about last evening?" "Over his lesson I In natural history." "A child of that r utce studytiiK natural history? You t astonish me!" "It's so. Just the same. i( was learning the difference be- 1; tween a wasp and a fly." e t "Exclamatory" Waa Right. d Mrs. Mason's colored washerwoman, Martha, was complaining of her hus- ' band's health. 1 "Why, is he sick, Martha?" asked Mrs. Mason. 1 "He's ve'y po'ly, tna'nm, po'ly," an- swered the woman. "He'a got the ei- l' clamatory rheumatism." ' "You mean Inflammatory, Martha," snld the patron. "Excluniatory means to cry out" "Yes, ma'am," replied Martha, with conviction; "dnfs what It is. He hoi- 0 lers all the time." Judge. " Works In the Garden Now. Crown old In the service of bis mas- j tor and mistress, James was a prlvl- v leged retainer. e He was waiting at table one day, , when a guest politely asked for a fish f fork. Strangely enough, the request , was Ignored. (! Tben the hostess noticed the epl- 9 sode and remarked In a most peremp- 0 tory manner: d "James, Mrs. Jones hasn't a fish j, fork. Get her one at once!" d "Madam," came the emphatic reply, "last time Mrs. Jones dined here we j lost a fish fork." j( James has now been relegated to a the garden. n |