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Show gjuir tAlentines. he might find it difficult to draw a. many as 900 in a single year.; A considerable number of the valentines intended for "women satirize eccentricities of fashion. This winter there is a great field for that sort of work In the prevailing style of capes. The preposterously broad and stiff shoulders with their convoluted edges turned up, make a woman look like the head of John the Baptist on a charger. Mr. Howard tells me that he has tried to exaggerate the absurdities of this kind of cape and. has failed. I can't make it look worse than It really does when I see it on' the street," he said, "and so I have to make up for it jby drawing a cross-eye- d woman inside the cape. The worse the face looks th better the valentine sells. I should thjlnk it would make a poor girl who had put all her cash into one of those capes feel pretty good ;to be tenderly remembered with one of these cape valentines on the 14th. I understand that they are already in great demand, wpch shows the state of envious among the girls who are wearing their last winter's capes." Passing to men's attire, the dude in caricature of this order has changed very little in the past five or six years. In this connection the artist; told me one of the toughest experiences that ever I heard.! It appears that he once drew a particularly offensive dude valThe absolute idiocy of the entine. countenance which he put on the dude ONE MAN LAUGH ANOTHER SWEAR. gy MAKE AND iMtl' Words Cci Per Yean $1 HAVE discovered tlie man who makes all the comic valentines. Yes, gentle reader, It is true that one conscience has to carry the en- tire burden. that Al person to whom I have referred about 900 valentine pictures them ia printed 7ear' and eacn Most of them are of 15,000. editions ja but is also there this to country, pld rite an export trade with Europe. The y. 3S t7 them run through many let us suppose that each That will jf them has two editions. of 27,000,000 a year " Now, give a total reflect, further, that everyone of them designed to make somebody swear md jou begin to get an idea of the terrible business in which this artist is Let us suppose that 20,000,-$5-0 engagedof them reach their destinations, : b or2ef 14 tteet. - individual recipient We have a iwears only five times. ot 100,000,000 f or which my friend, the artist, s directly responsible, every year. Suppose, further, that the artist holds his job thirty-si- x 2nd a half years, and afterwards suffers in purgatory one day, for every piecs of violent language caused by Urn, as computed above, he will be there 10,000,000 years, and I do not call it enough, writes Howard Fielding in tNew York' paper of recent date, y These mathematical operations are founded upon exact facts. In this letter I am simply trying to state a matter that each and to-t- al cuss-word- nor?. ; TEED I I second Market i s, news in plain words. I have known the valentine long time, but never suspected tf dping anything of kind. of artist for , Deairr 'obberj o- f- f CO. wars- - i, LIES, t white apron eapeci "What's it for?" L flr. "For a a Hotel Gentl- and "engaged in pouring into a sausage-mil- l. "That's a sweet thing, ata - Howard' said "It's butcher," said he. to be a :tacheL tie ol i Depot ' 5LES. I in-end- ed slight token of some regard on Feb. 14. I've made body's - ' r StocMssrs Our una 10 wiU continue In e&ch Bntfe to Th?,BlD publ;sh brands under yearly contracts t v aomlnal price. The advantage to the stockr&iner et Tub IV larlzlng the publiowith hi. brand and tnar are to well known to need It, u t tie stock man aa valuable asattention. an advertliemeai U to the merchant. - , ' as. F. ,eM). 1 '3 m Vv; i r r RANGE I IS Lower ; Sevier and i Sink of Beaver. Address : Utah. Oasis, i well-know- - J lft designed for one of the magazines, rttk the familiar signature, C. Howard.! Instead I saw a horrible freak wearing i& with Safety. NATED BYVarious suggestions have been made for the improvement of the balloon,, says a writer in the National Review; The New Woman Reigns Supreme Now enabling it to be efficient in windy Has the School BoardAfter All the, weather, but I. determined at the oiktset Town Offices Public Virtue the to do away altogether with that fickle ft atchwardJ and troublesome element, gas. Aerial machines furnished with screw proMarcellus (Mich.) Letter. pellers could doubtless be made to asHIS little village of cend, but then, again heavy transport would be required to carry the engines 1,200 souls is soon to pass into the and fuel for working them. -- Then my control of the new thoughts soon turned to that simple n woman. The fair toy, the kite, and on that itor. sex has already I based my new machine. The Arnold hotel, the principal hotel principle Thus the school the wind, which is so detrimental captured Is in' the management under Marcellus, to now became my friend board, and next a woman,- and Is a successful busi- andballooning ;f will after go helpmate.' Yet, let me at once exspring of branches ness other In enterprise. the town, with good business vromen plain, I do not consider it an absolute town the in little the success. chances for necessity. As a schoolboy runs to get a are interest. marked taking his kite to rise, so this aerial apparatus" The village is prac retwo are women who The directly tically run by the women, who not only sponsible for the uprising in Marcellus may be towed by running men or control the school board, but are enhorses, and so caused to ascend in balm weather. After some years of experi have gaged in business and generally afa word to say in the conduct of the mentlng with small kites of all shapes and forms, II increased; the size, jtill I fairs of the tdwn. In business the wommade one thirty feet high. At length en compete successfully with the opI arrived at a shape and adjustment .of posite sex. The only female undertackle that practically removed all untaker in the; United States lives here, steadiness and liability to capsize. hThat and the town also contains a female awkward appendage, the tail, wa disbarber. So the women of Marcellu3 are pretty well fixed to conduct affairs,' carded, and by increasing the number of from burying the dead to shaving the kites, steadiness and ease of manipulation were increased.; And now I think living. They are master hands at their the apparatus isat last approaching the respective professions and each enjoys j a lucrative patronage. The new wompractical stage. an movement in Marcellus first asThe latest machine consists of a varysumed form about two years ago, and it ing number (usually four to six))f sails, was caused-mainly- ! of a flattened hexagonal shape, looking the dissatisfacby not unlike the .square sails of a jshlp. tion of the women over the men's manThese are connected, one behind the of the school board. The agement ofMISS ELLA WILCOX, standard of the schools and faculties other, to the ground line, from which fered did not suit them. The com- are Mrs. J. Cromley and Mrs. Q. W. latter is suspended a basket car. A plaints of the women were of no avail, Davis. The former, who is the wifevil-of parachute is spread out above the car in ease of accident. The number of and, becoming exasperated over the one of the earliest settlers in the in 60 but over spite kites used depends upon the strength utter failure of the board to heed them, lage, is years old, inof the wind, and thus the stronger the is she of advanced voice a arose her in intensely and age demanded they sex of her the conduct of the school board affairs. terested in having members pressure the less is the area presented, The annual school board election oc- put on the same scale as the males. so that the strain on the retaining ropes curred the following spring, and the She is really the originator of the new is always about the same. This apparawomen turned out in force, and, despite woman movement in Marcellus, being tus has now been tried oh a number cf the efforts of the men, they succeeded first to denounce the methods employed occasions and under many different cirIn placing two of their number on the by the school board in conducting af- cumstances 6f weather, and althbugh, fairs. She enlisted the feminine popu- through lack of wind, or, rathet, Inboard.' r, it has occaThis victory was the starting point lation in her aid, and entered into a sufficiency of he which of the new woman movement in Mar- hot fight of reformation, in sionally not lifted as well as I should came out and frequently mishaps,, the re-victorious. of like, the cellus. The masculine portion THE MODERN DUDE. Her chief aid was Mrs. Jones, who suits of inexperience, have occurredi village was dazed by the audacity of nothing whatever to be desired. the was the wife of G. W. Jones, a wealthy yet, on the whole, it has behaved very control women. in Of course,, there were many other dude of the town They are still business is banker. Mrs. Jones is more modest in well, and has generally carried its man but the caricatures that year, but this was the transacted Inboard, a manner, demanding the rights of her sex, but easily and steadily to a considerably most offensive by long odds. It' hap- and next I have myself been lifted over it will not be surpris- is very energetic, but since the move- height. spring Mr! a Howman of that 100 young vilpened feet the in and had I not been firmly ment wom become has see filled to high, their position widespread by ard's acquaintance got three valentines ing held down firm a rope I might have jrisen one of deits become she has announced by their lage ttat year from three different cities, en, for they have much higher. Never once have jl exsupporters. and every one of his unknown admirers C. T. W. U., perienced the least uncomfortable moBoth are members of the ipjicked out this; identical valentine. Mrs. Cromley being president, and both tion. When; the car has been let up to What could a man think under such are bitter enemies of the saloons. One the full extent of the rope, equivalent exceptional circumstances except that of the principal movements which they to a height of some 400 feet, it has inthere was a distinct resemblance behave planned for the coming spring is variably floated steadily and well. The tween himself and the fellow in the picto abolish the sale of intoxicating ropes and tackle Lave, with a few exdebeen' must have It deeply ture? liquors in th village, and every woman ceptions easily remedied, always jstood I learn from Mr. Howard in Marcellus has pledged herself to sup- their work well, and those seeing the pressing. that this gentleman did not commit suiport the movement. Three saloons are apparatus for the first time have! gencide, but he would have committed now doing business in the town and it erally expressed surprise at its ease and conditions. favorable murder under; has long been the wish of the women steadiness. to put a stop to such business. Ojne of the most successful valentines ever sent but was entitled "The SlugStrangle Phases. Already, since the new women have a In bed. man dealers is that bicycles are to take rumored to It come the It the front, liquor gard." represented A pair of naked ;and gigantic feet hung on the when and have felt their influence, strange phases. In England a front was in the elections take place ln the spring they driving wheel of low stature is much qver the footboard, which are fearful that the women will get the in use. It is really a descendant of the foreground: and the sun, with a smile of derision on his countenance, was upper hand and refuse to grant new high bicycle, as it discards the chain seen looking in through an open winlicenses. The campaign at the spring and uses,, as did that big affair, the front election will undoubtedly be a fight be- wheel for both driving and steering. dow. Mr. Howard gave this to me In ANNA MRS. WALTERS, tween the liquor dealers and the women, Its admirers claim many advantages a philosophical spirit as a sample of sex the to make have their termination a rare with the chances in favor of the latea. for it, its chief one being its very light considered is hat joke by many laws to town. the govern inch machine, The bloomer idea has not yet the weight. A twenty-on- e Perhaps tjhousands of persons. on n the the women Since ol to new on inch a episode exciting a be the hold of frame, with much geared richest thing if popular applause woman new Marcellus board school the bloomsummer full valroadster equipments, does not Marcellus, though last the criterion in the line of comic come out off and all thrown on twenty-thre- e moreHhan hjj.s several enguise ers made their appearance pounds. weigh entines for women was a picture advanceHer to ride, her for to easier new whel are learn is looked The rights. fetidly occasion. to However, they titled "Going Seed' It; represented so ment lias been rapid and amazing upon in a favorable light, especially it is claimed, than the rear driver, a particularly plant in a that lookmen have the waa stoodlently and the flower by the young misses who ride the bicy- though persons accustomed to that large red flower-po- t, to the on, prevent powerless utterly cle, and it is rumored that with the would find the change awkward at first. iho typical head of an old maid. Thou- ing after Transformation march. onward opening of spring an assortment of bi- Although the wheels are so much sands upon' thousands of these were transformation followed in sucrapid furcated skirts will be sprung upon the smaller than those of the ordinary safed, and they served, doubtless, to em- cession. woman new The embarked, "people. ty, the vibration is said to be less perof a corresponding itter theof thoughts of to the the consternation business in women of Marcellus new all the In ceptible. Another advantage claimed women who ought rather to number was was wonderinmore, what some to in men, is the small, compact gear, which does and, are completely up and, have been; congratulated. While many acmen The successful. are hustof finally date. ahead away with the usual gear case and stances, They bf these valentines are used in malice, fully to be back themselves never needs any attention. Altogether, lers and the pretty little village has the real reason why they sell is that the knowledged In many the unusual distinction of being the the development of this new wheel will since then and numbers, people think that they are funny. homes the domestic affairs have simone in the United States where be watched with interest. Exchange. There's a very! deep theme. I have ply changed about, The women now only new women have asserted their made a" special;', duty off the problem go to lodge and attend meetings of the the Kenan's Library. defiance of the wishes; of What do people laugh at? And I have clubs, while the poor husbands remain rights, inand French papers announce the offer for maintained them at the the men, partly solved iL I have learned what I at home, caring for the babies. sale ot the 'library of Renan. The lipolls. myself laugh at but the remaining The first to enter Into business was The movement was started at an op- brary is divided into two parts, the first 'persons mentioned in Mr. Porter's cen-L- n Mrs. Ahna Walters, wife of Undertaker favorable circum- including the oriental library, to whose b&ve thus far eluded me. And oven Elmer Walters.. Her husband has been portune time, under and there is little doubt that collection Renan paid great attention, in my own case the result is not con- in the undertaking business for many stances, and containing books on the philology stant. One day, perhaps; I can laugh years,. About a year ago Mr. Walters and history of the oriental languages. at one of my own jokes, and a few days was taken 111, Just at the time when The second part contains books on general philology, classical studies, the later, when I run across it in a copy of business In, his line was exceedingly middle ages, etc. Renan himself exbrisk. He was without an assistant, and was in despair. But he had not pressed a desire that the library, dis-in case it shouli be sold, should be reckoned on the ability of his wife. She posed of in a block, or at least the books boldly assumed his position in the in the oriental part be kept together. establishment and attended to the wants of customers as well as he NOTES OF THE DAY. could himself. Usually a woman Is or in the prestimid when handling, White robes seem to be going out in ence of, the dead, but not so with Mrs. Paris. Every wedding gown now orWalters, During her husband's long rose color. dered is of illness Mrs. Walters was called upon r West of Mrs. Talcott, Hartford, time after, time to visit homes where a one and hundred her celebrated had Conn., and death occurred, perform the Christmas last success was fifth Her day. birthday last functions. great, The; microbe of measles is alleged to and at last, when Mr. Walters was have been discovered. He is described again able to attend to business, he G. DAVIS. MRS. found thai his wife was as entirely ca- Marcellus will thrive and grow with as a "somewhat slender bacillus." The Gutenburg bible in the'Brinley Since then such pable of conducting it as he. women at its helm. enterprising of' in London cost a sum equal collection she has acquired the art embalming to $10,000 in United States currency. and undertaking, and after'an examinaHot for RolU Breakfast. The herd of buffalos in Austin Ccr-bin- 's tion next spring, when she expects to has An baker introduced enterprising undergame 'preserve on Croydon mounget a diploma as a new home the feature a into life a of now numbers ITHE OLD MAID ALWAYS SEEMS taker, Mrs. Walters intends to form a certain (class of people of New York. tain, New Hampshire, v! :'!'Vr with :her husband in the . WELL. partnership several fitted covered has He up wagons in is of of Russia land The tenure I business, j ovens. These wag- three and an old magazine which died before stoves oil with classes, viz., that of the crown, Not a whit behind Mrs. Walters In ons make the rounds every was born, it don't seem funny at all. morning of the. communes, and that of priHe that of business ability is Mrs. Melissa of the uptown districts in which the point But Mr. Howard has gone farther. landed vate of secret proprietor?, the latter only Decker, Hrife of Barber George W cheaper flats are located and eupply the has not only discovered the of our Decker. She has been a "new woman" tenants with hot coffee and hot rolls for being mortgaged. what is humor to a great class will what Depositors in Frerch postofilce savfor a longer period than Mrs. Walters, breakfast. For regular patrons who deincitizens, but he has learned man and like her her success has been phe- sire it the wagons call at certain ings banks in 1894 were 2,280,061, an "dmake one man! laugh and another stipu crease of 200,000 for the year. The She Is a barber by trade, lated hours. The scheme, has proved nomenal. swear. ' I can, mat francs, an and wields the razor and shears with great convenience for small families eposits amounted to 69,000,000 :'. umph. skill.1 For nine years she has found who do not keep servants and are sat- Increase of 62,000,000 francs. A queer outbreak of ttritfsh prudery home Ue time to hold a chair regularly in her isfied with a light breakfast. is that of the Court Journal, n which I don't sof husband's; shop, and she calls "next!" in Featherstone-Will- ie, to give do credit to an old Very high flaring colars are worn this thinks it indelicate that valentine that I gave your slsty a manner that would mmos to mares, as it give? Her me as a barber has exr winter, framing the face and head, and lwomen','? timer. the. r"d bool: ise to eugsestiveneirs-ishe gave it to the baby to tended far and wide and In consequence protecting them to an unusual extent, Wmie-- No; . play with ' f I went into his work shop Just a he Inished a drawing. I looked over his sioulder expecting to see a pretty "pie-m- re j ': iw that I that learned about It. yesterday jeiy THE LATEST KITE. Will Lift a Man Sereral Hundred Fee kite-powe- hi'm It way if fore- - I the patronage of the shop has doubled in the last year. In; fact, the new women of Marcellus are slowly and surely crowding the men into the background. A notable inci dent is the ousting of the man janitor In the United Brethern church by the board of trustees, which, by the way, is almost wholly composed of women, and the appointment of a woman in hi3 place. This occurred a few months ago and the janitor, who has been declared was unceremoniously Incompetent, bounced, and Miss Ella Wilcox, a pretty young girl, was given the position. The congregation admits that she is more Attentive to her duties and fills the position much better than the former jan- ! Jeo Dewsnnp tipper silt in right, tinder silt la left ear. Range: Cricket Mountains and Lower Sevier.-Address, ent post popular of But editions. I 'it 5.123 VILLAGE nOML GENTLER SEX. ; Per- Learn, then, MICHIGAN WOMEN. I haps you do not know how heavy that burden is. :yta A : the Man Who Make 'Em Mr. ln Them Whe XX arowrd IndulR and Causes 100,000,000 feel Bad, 3t3 MARCELLUS llljU- half-heart- ed j . Deseret, Utah. Jos Dfiwsnnj J .j '" Under sift la right, under sill ln left ear. Ranee: Crlsksl l fVf Mountain tU Lower Sevier. ,.,.,,' Deseret, Utanr Address, Jobn YJmift Horse Grower sad Deal RANGE: House Mountains and Lower Sevier. Oasis, Utah. Address, uierson Bm Breeders aa4 dealers ln Short hern Dnrhams. Horses brand in left thigh. Cattle slope In Upper ach ear, KangeSevier rlvesand mountains. between Jtlllis1 eutiou on the U. P. Hy and Leamington. Address, Leamington, Millard Oe, Utah. nn - - Parley Alirtd Horses same brand on left thigh. Cattle-cl- ose crop in left and slit in rignt ear. Kan g e , Lower Address. tevier.Des- ret, Utah. Xmn left thtsmV HX on same brand htnal eatu.Raas9 WHlow Springs. Adaresa, jc isk oprragn, mk county, Utak I G Tern left thigav double swallw fork in left . a. Range; Lower Aednu vJen. CMs. ItstnjxQ OatlSt s n ri- ILlarA Oa. Utaa. silt ft lTrk, - amd twe silts ear. tuft brand an time left ihoTr'ier an horssa- Address, Oasis una, Jtiange, ex ta-ke- n - ; sevier. fifty-seve- on Horses. Upper slope and. one under silt hv left ear. and twn under slits in rirht-ear- . ned ' ed THE BABOON VALENTINE. 1 a thousand ot these things this .w. What do you suppose au Saint jVHentinus, patron of the pleasant occasion, will do with me when he gets hold 1ST1 yearly Jfmer naturally led tq a discussion of That PHEEi ing goij : returai and ill- j i i Howard I whole ;orfc-- otti wheel r i I cent U j .EhOOt OS 55 100 r to M has a very nice way of get--tt In those He the time to do them. foments of dissatisfaction which an ,'rdinary man would waste In swearing fa throwing a fellow creature down-'-r- s Howard simnlv draws valentines. .'relieves his feelings I was ui to know this, for perfectly. I had been at a to account for the exemplary mild-o- f his disposition. IU would fee ',Jst of course-a person THE It appears that subject does not allow these drawings interfere in any way with his art , to compare so favor- - with ourselves. the opportunity of 1T8 : We do not insulting strangers every year. We must ;the best we can with only our fam- aad friends, . It appears "offensive. 27,-,A0- :M OO . that comic valentines are .They are divided broadly M two classes, which are known tech-u- lj as the and the "HIt-'em-Hard- s" Jokers." Rv thA rales' of ordi- facial courteav a nrson mav reniV aS Long Joker with a club; a he takes musket from the wall. Hit-'em-Ha- 1 rd' but if he down the kuman heart. ' The two" sexes feel aat about equally. Painted rd Just as many for men as for women. I that as an interesting fact which t easily egcape the notice of a less student of human nature than -- f. Just how badly you have to ; 4 yi Person before you feel Impelled him pictorially on the 14th of C;uafy I am unable to state. :But be a good many million peo--.- !, tlil8 country who could tell from ?8rsoilal experience. This prac- Eows the general recognition of .. fistic value of contrast. An chaxia must cling to the pic-t- r ait v-3- , " un-taki- ng j pale-pinkG- a Jickws labelled "This is You" it is received on the day sacred "award tells me that these all directed to the pictorial via Qt 80216 I r human fault or folly. '':J confined to any othr field iQik-Creek- O. S. . MARTIK, SALT LAKE. General Commission Llor cbanf Dealer ln FRUITS, VEGETABLES, BUTTER, Ergs. Peultry, Game, Veal Pork an Beef, Smoked and Fresh Tlsa, Flour, Hay and Grain. It will pay you to ship your goods to aae. I charge 10 per cent, for handling and remit as oca as goods are sold. Can five oeuntx? references if desired. first-ala- ai W. Q . M STEWARD, omosi 56 W. 2nd, South, SALT LAKE OfTY P. O. BOX Hand Sample Iron Assay Copper Assay Bottle Samples .......... $1.00 1.00 1.00 &Q3 j full-fledg- ed 3 flfty;"l;; 4 I Pranke'.evD. Hobbs, (Late h. U. S. Land Office.), Land and Mining AttcrDey. Twenty-thr- e Correspondence solicited. years' experience. SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. ; , i '. j . BIRD & XOWB, ; . l; ' . Sims Walker Land Agents & Attorneys. well-know- valen-'.ff- 5 ' Addxnss, Oak Gty, Utah. -- : enormous sale ' of these things reathat they must fill a longing of BAM OB SALT LAKE CTY. UTAH. |