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Show / • Noted Sportstnan Scores Again OUR COMIC SECTION l DJ~ ~ L B. Simmon..~, winner of many fishing and shooting trophies, wins fight for health. At 68 he stages comeback with aid of Tanlac _________G_oz_ng_F_u_U_~_e_oo________~IO, I NOTHING DOING/ Correspondent trllt! ot a certaln business man who advertised for a l'!Pnogn!ph(•t· and was inundated with llJ•Piicants of all ages. So numervui'! were th<'y that he told the ofli<:e hoy not to admit nny more. Shortly afterwanl nn ll!Zgrpssive fpmale arrh·ed an<!, pusl:ing Iwr wa~· titrouglJ the oth· er,.;. asl,ed to ""e thP c-hief. "You can't,'' r!'pliPll the boy. "But I'm his wife." :<he pmte~terl. ":\.ot today, madam," he answered. -r:o~lon TramHTiJlt. ' LOUD WHEN HE DRESSED From behind the counter of his fish· lng tackle shop at 1434,V. Larimir St., Denver, Colo., surrounded by the trophies of 45 years with rod and ~un, the famous sportsman smiled gemally as he told of his latest victory. "Being outdoors so much kept me in robust health for years," said Mr. Simmons: "But about three years ago the first SJgns of serious trouble came. I lost my appetite and suffered from gas. At night a gnawing pain in my stomach kept me tossing and turning so that I had no re~;tful sleep to speak of. That wore me down. Gradually I became so 'l'.'l'al and listless that I had to drag my~elf about, losing :;,ll mY old-time interest in life around :•.1e. ""I want to go on record as to what Tanlac did for rue. It put me on my feet again and made me a new man. There is no doubt or question in my mind ahout that. I am glad, indeed, to tell how it ht>lped me and to recom· mend it to all who suffered as l did. I really thought I was through with life until I sn.w what Tanlnc could do for me. Now, with its aid, I'm hack on the job agai", eating, ~!eepincr and fer,Jin~ line. I'm now as keenly mterested 1n sport.s a.nd life as ever I was, and I can't tell you how much that means to me. "I give Tan lac full credit for helping me ·win mv iight for health, tmd for the wonderful comebackl'vemade. I'm strong for it." Tanlac is nature's own remedy, made from herbs1 roots and barks, nrcording to the tamous Tanlae formula. Over n hundred thousand let· ters from grateful :folks arc on file, telling how Tan helm ught them ha!·k to sound robust hcalt h. Benefit from the experienr:e of these people. Get Tanlac from your druggist today. Over 52 million bottles sold. - - - ----- Burbank's Work to Go On Friend-! wouldn't call your husband a loud rlt'!'s,l'r. ---------- THE FEATHERHEADS \Yi1le-\\"ouldn't, eh? You ought to be in a roo111 with him when he can't find n oshlrt! ------ Fanny Gives Strong Interference SILIJE.Q TONGUE 01="\~t MI./'511C E!'lTERTCl.INEQ - -.1UDGE: ...__ •.• \ Owner Explains Why Horse Had Odd Name ,\mon:; t111• horH • wlliell ntll m the ( 'ollP;.:!' I latHli<':tl• li1PPJ11l'Chal:w Ill \\"iudsut· En~ 1 atoll, n ·ently was one nanu,·d Es<·apl'd Lnnntic. ''1 ::;aYe I h~> horsl' that ruthu· •!'WPJ• llUllll' hl•('Uil~P 1 lll,\':<Cl f \\'US Olli'E' ltuntP!I for hi;;h aud low as •<11 <'"<'HJu~rl Iunati!•.'' ;·aid ~Ir. FIPPI Goldsmitl•, a l orwPr I!: mp,.hirl ( o,mt~ councilm·. \\'ho 0'\l'l'" t ltP !Jm·:•P. ' I' "I wa:-< an It IIHit\ of Park l'rewtlt asylutiJ JIPrr BH--JJ.1f~:-.:t!h:e. ''l•'rolh tl•c•"P 1 l-"tapccl 01 P ni ht durir:g u u•ot!on pidnre perforumnc·(', an <I (]p:-;pil P a kPc 11 It mt r k~>pt c l£'ar ror t II<' ,tat ut ory pel'io<l of fout·t~>Pn du.1·,., :.ftPJ" whi< 11 tliP aut horHies could uot claim me without issuing n tWIY ce•·iiticate. • "WhPu I IH u;.:ht this hor<;e thP nauw J-:,. 1.apPll Lmwt ,. took my fancy." To Have a Clear, Sweet Skin Touch pillJPles, redness, rougbness "So you are going to Iea\'t:> the <lear or itching, if any, with Cutlcura Ointold plat!'," ~ald l·'anner Cornto~sel. ment, then bathe with Cuticura Soap "I lllll." UllSW<'l'Hl his boy Josh. "I'!ll and hot water. Hin:::e, dry gelltly and goin' to he a TtlO\'ie actor.'' "I hope you don't get into a film dust on a little Cutic:nra Talcum to where ~·ou're suppo~e<l to reprf'sent leave a fascinating fragrun<:e on skin. a plain, •·egular workin~man. You''! Everywhere 25c each.-Advertisement. If a woman is honuly l'l.e tt·iei! to ( neH•r look the part."-\Vashh:igton Many a mun who declares his opil•· persuade l!Pl'liPlf tIt at she hao> } c!fi • Star. Jon has nonr>. sic·al faet•. J From Farm to Film ~~Ts <.rooQ N"Mt? SAl D THE .J"UDG£.LOt:KE-~M\\1.\ I ~AID I A5 I 1'\f\Ot: A. BOLT FOQ 1\.\E OCoQ ...... WtlL, ~MD TUE Wll.L. NOW 14AI/£ A MONOLOGUE. t:~OI'\ 11-lt: WE Plant PXJIPrimutt work of Luther Bnrhauk will hP ear:·ip(] on if a JJtoYelllt-"llt o!l foot in ('alifnmia to t•ai;:e ~I .OOO,Ot~l is surc<·~f;f\11. 'l'hP fllll!l won!<! purd.nse tlw 1 a mons sd!'ntbt's Sdmstopol fann. north of ~anta Hosn. and make it a monullJPnt to hi~ lllHil· or~·. Ofli<·Prs of :-;t, nfor<l univpr;;it~· n<lmit tilnt tlu· plnn is to tnl'll m·pt· thP farm to th!' unl\·prsir~·. :-;It<>t·tJ~· h!'fo:·p his <!Pnth Purlunl; c XJH'Ps>Pd n wish that 1l1P farm l1p tll''ll!'d OY(•r to Slanfonl UlliYet·sity ""that hb PXllf>t'llll!'nts c:ould hf' c:uTiP!] on. ----. The Democratic Mummy \ i --f I "Di!l you vi~lt King Tut's tomb?" "Y e~." answerefl the archeologl>;t. "And I found the visit moot interesting. T was able to come Into direct contact with a personage of greut dis· tinction without the lnten·ention of <1 stenographer or an ollice boy."\\'asltfngtoo Star. 1 H~& Sarcasm a:td ;;hp had just finll"hPrl a round of ;.:otf. "\\'hnt do you think of my g-olf?" askecl slle. ''I haYen't seen you play yet," l'aid he. "\Vhy, I have just played eighteen . hole;: with you!" "Oh, was that golf?'' ll<' .. I Hll'l.. s:'E'AT14tRI-\ti\O't'ov KNEW WE Ut...D COfY\CANY ToN IGI-\T- COM;: NJ.JC..Y FROM MAK£ A. NC.:>t: Ll KE. S1ATI ': l"ll..L I ~Wlll.i-11 You ocT TI-\E~E! /....,._ • I' Postponed SAY "BAYER ASPIRIN" and INSIST I "Jolm, don't ask my father for any favors yet." "No, I \vontt:• "\\'ait till we're married." Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for Colds Pain The Girl lor Him "Did that young athlete you roomed 'ldth at !'ollegE' muke 11 good marriage?'\ "An appropriate one. He married a dumb bell." Headache Neuralgia Neuritis Toothache Lumbago Rheumatism I DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART I ARTERIES OF TRADE Shop 1'alk MICIUE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL Spirit of Progress \JJ C.USTOi-AEI<S nsitor to Gl'eat City-":\[y, thPse strP!'t!< fairly throb with life." Host -"\\'plJ. they're v!'t'itable mteries of . trade.'' I 11\\r: l..IKE '10 PR.IJ.JT ,AS MAIJY IJAMES AS POSS117U:. 1 So WHB.I 'fOU Go OIJ A 'TRW OR.• 'T\-IM\IJ A. i-'AR.T'f ~ Wl-\'1 Si:aging Was Something Else [ ·•r ~uppo~e ~·ou know I'm ~inging In NO'I' LEY US" 1'\..IOVJ ~U'I' 1'\ ildren the <:hurch choir now?" "Xo, I didn't." "BUL ~urely .rom· brothE'r Tom told I I you l'Ye joinl•d the ehoir?" ) • • I --\"~ER.I< \ IS A .>EVJELR.'f STOR"' 11-.1 IJE\1.1 'fORI<. SO Elli!!WSIVE II' DOJ..li' E:'VEIJ 1-\.0M:O A $1~..:.. BUT "0-\A.I SIOR.E. IS A ~EA\1'{ ~EG\J\...P.R. A.DVER.nSER t 1'r Kl.lOWS BETreR. ' yPs, he told me that." Ancient Graft "\Yhnt <·onclu;;lon do you drnw from the <llseovery of ~meh nu~t ppn;onal wenlth In that ancient Egyptian tomb? ''That King Tut was a good politlclan, but a rat11er ~habby statesman." ~1.1 TO BE Too IIJ\?OI.ISP•CUOLIS - "0, ~ Woman in High Positi FamP<l fot• ih can:.!:< and :.:•nHlola~. fii~s Q. \\ illhrink of ( hPrilhlll, '!lt:P-olcl Yeni<-e is harl;ening- to thP lH>h s a rnn-' po~it:nn for· a "'~'"n... eall of Jll'ol!'l'I'H'. lt b 1damwd to nnitP :::he ·, thP <·liifi' cl'rNtoratP o~ tli five othrr !'Oillllllllle>i 1vitli the c·it~· Jlnrtn tl .l!'O\'PJ'lltPPnt: I l'ngar <''' by hridgP~. oYPr wl•i!•h l·lPctrie <·ars ~tatio 1. :\!iss ""illhrink, a gol!l would he OJH't'Ht<'cl. If elty offidals ist in •hprnlst c·y anrl hotun~, is approve thb !•hill it will mean that till' pPrt on thr di~Pa>'Ps of sugar t·niH~ 11 d troll!'~· will pradil'nll~· replu<:e tho other ·opieal plants, In connect• n gondola, exeept fc11· sight-!;ePing-. with wh1 < h shP has macle itt j)orta: t discovel'i :. Get )·our fads first-and then ~·ou cun distort 'em as much as you plea"<'. Rank arld rkhes are chains of gold, -:1-Inrk Twain. 1 hut fitill chains. -Hufllnl. • -111\f-1~1-1 p.. fEU..Eis (!.OMPEXI"I'OR. QLJI'T"S AI>VER.'f"ISilJ~ I.JIJ AeeDUIJ't; OF ~· OUl.l. SEASO~l, VJI-\'1 '"A\'S' "1\-{ llf,AE i'-ER. A FELlER.. .,-o AD\II:R.\ISE MORE AIJD ~a ~~ SOME )JEW \)IJ , ..lmirln Is the trad3 m~rk of Ba:rer Manufacture of Monoaeetlcacldester of ~•llcil~~"-'·~·~ 1 One Way Out Qr.Jc.e rl-l Or A 'WI-HLE 1 T.Ak.E. -n-f Lt~ERN SPOUTHJ~ AOOUT '\'\-\' P~l~TIIJ~ WifE'- \\"hut's the matter, dear! You look worried. Husband-The books down at the ofiice won't balance. \\'ife---Can't you ouy some n~w j books? ~A.Me SEC.U':%. \ KIJOW OUR. REAPERS DOIJ'T" MIIJD BECU'X. THEV i'A!'E AIJ I~Tal.ES'T' 11-J '"'i-\!~1R \-tOME PAPER- Slow but Sure t I ;..Ierhanir·- Yon sa~· your car has turne!l turtle? Why, It lool;s t•ight side up to me! Own~>r- Sure. it'!'! rl~ht "l<lP up. It Just r•m~ i il e n turtl~>. MOTHER:- Fletcher's Castoria is a pleasant, harmless Substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Teething Drops and Soothing Syrups, 'especially prepared for Infants in arms and (1, ~1 d ren all ageo;. Tb avoid imitations, always look for the signature of ~Y.tf(~' fioven dir!"cti.ms 2!! !:~ eckage. Physicians everywhere '):commend it. • |