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Show Promi nent Pueblo Man Quick ly Restor ed to Health OUR COMIC SECTION \Vell-known Contractor a Victim of Nervous Indigestion, • Loss of Sleep and Dizziness. Strength Restored. Praises T anlac Pioneer blood flows in the veins prominent Pueblo, Colo., contractor. But even his brawn, muscle and splendid health broke under a strain. "Flu" lett its mark and threatened his life. "I had almost given up hope o! ever getting well,'' said Mr. Good, "when I began taking Tanlac. My strength had vanished, sapped by the poisons that rag.. d through my system eating away brawn, underruining health and leaving me a human wreck. My arms and legs were eo weak they were almost useless. When I walked dizzy spells made me reel. My stomach was so upset that I couldn't eat without bloating and suffering from tormenting Indigestion. "I followed the advice of a friend and began taking Tanlac. I recommend it to anyone ailing. "This tonic worked wonders. Pain vanished. Quickly my old strength returned. I began to have a great appetite and ate everything without a sign of pain. Tan· lac certainly put me on my feet, made me .,tronger, gave me better health than I have had in years." __or_d_s______ __~~ D~I____________R_a_m_o_u_s_La__st_~ ot Frank Good, a SIRIKE tHREe LIF~ YOU'RE IN FORT MINK AftE'r !.II rs. T(>ofu~ had kl~~ e cl her effusivel y. !'hE' promptly hushund uskPrl for five dollar!', whleh he as protupt)J' refused . "PiJ::! I lll\' l~h thosE> affections upon you. I kiss you. ~nd yet you rt>fuile I me those five rlollars.'' 1 "fiPre are those flvp rtollnrs," re· : ! sponflPd the Fort ~fink phllosophet· I nnrl guirlE'. "Now I <'!ln't afford any more kis~Pi' just at pr'P:.<ent.'' our / THEN THE IRON FLEW I Tanlac often banishes pain that ravages health and builds \11) strength. It helps free the system of polson caused by constipation anG sluggish liver. It is nature's own remedy made from roots, barks and herbs according to the Tanlac formula. Banish sickness from your life. · enjoy the !Jeneflts of strem;th and golden health. Begin taking Tan· lac. The first bottle often brings surprising results. Ask your drug• gist for Tanla.c-today! About six tons nt soot falls on ea ch square mile of the clty of Lo~ rton In a yE>ar. It Is probably a mistnk, to think ' tnut oup ;!et.s mnre out of life by golr,g 00 mi!Ps an hour. hildren Cry for WifiE'-HPre I've been pressing clothes all day l I'm weary of ironIng! Huhb.v-Sort of Ironing bored I suppose? W.K.IJ.) Just to Be Plumb Ornery THE FEATHERHEADS 1 NOW WASN 'T THAT A 5WEIIiT SOCI( IN "l'l1EEVE TO f>t;T A CANCELLATION 0"'1 A TI-IOUSI:I.Nt:. GROSS OQtiaR ON AC<:CUNT OF POoQ CQEtltT RISK - AFTE~ ~KING- LII<E- A TO GET ~ WI!J.I., NO us&MOPING- AAOUND I-IEQ!:o 0\.1£~ IT, I'LL. TACI<LI: ~t.A~d- SoNt:. ANb Gli'r A &MALL OQb~R bOG- Now Play~ a flarp At sixty miles Dro"e Tommie Sharp; There ca1ne a t:-ainHe r•Jays a harp. MOTHER: - Fletcher's Castoria is especially prepared to relieve Infants in arms and Children all ages of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhea; allaying Feverishness anstng therefrom, and, by regulating the Stomach , and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving natural sleep. Undertook Mr. Jonee Jim and Andy were discussing the death of a friend. Jim salrt-Andy, who gwine to bury .Mr: Jones? Andy replied-! don't know who gwine hn rs him, but ~Ir. Smith undertool; him. Dfr. Smith was th.: undertaker).The Outlook. 1 I>H't'INAIY • ITo To avoid imitations, always look for the signature of Absolutely Ihrmless-1!2 Opiates. Another Broken Heart - :\Iotol'ist- l'm sorry I ran ovE>r )·our ht-n. W11Uid u dollar mak<> It ri~ht? Farmet· -"'aul, ht'tter make It two. I han' n roo:-;ter that was mi;:(hty fon<l of that hPn, and the siw!'k mi~ht kill him, too. -- at a man·,; fnn<;>ral it's a sate bet that Jf then• an• no dlstunt relations he diE'd poor. ----------- -------- ' Parson- ! l.d jiOYPl'ty dri\e you to I your <'l'illlirl ,ll wap;? I'riso1 ~'• 1 ' ot n t aiL I wa~ simply I ('o i niH~ mon<'y.- Sy<lney Bulletin. 11 Z>Ot•/-r l.E"T L ITTL..E'l>ISAPPOINTMii N'r.S STOP You. kEEP ?LUG-GoiNG--,' SVCC&:SS Physicia.ns everywhere recommend it. Gen<>rally sr>t-nkin;:(, fathers are ~l:ul to have the prodi~al son come back. ever. Swimming in It ~ MAY 6E ';J()S"r AROVNb T~~ CO~NERt~ Throw That One Out SIGNEb!- wiG$T£:1N,- Biii-En·r~· thou g ht~ 5AL~'S Mt.N~G-EO:R ha,·e "!"';;!-~ ;\( ;l ('- time I lool' at you I of re,·enge. (>It, \\ lly? Bill - lteveH:.:l• i,; swE>N, ~· ou lmow. SAY "BAYER ASPIRIN" and INSIST! SCRAJ-»S WITH HIS WIFE Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for Colds Pain Headache Neuralgia Neuritis Toothache Lumbago Rheumatism I DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART I MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL ~ IS '-#OVI'-t. ~ D04i(" IJ.Iu.AIIIJG-Cci!J"r1:s>T'j eOMI~ ~ 'f- <i'E'rrl~ AUf LETT~ \ \-tOPe' '"0 ~E K= t A IJ..M"'' EVER'~ MAll.. ~IJ~ 'EM, ~1 1M ~IJG-SO~ ID~S \ 001-l'( ~ !M-IA't' ~'uta: MOS't' The Contest W ttxes Hot .! • • ,}.1.0111 "'ERE IS WilLIAM· LN-1~ 1 111. OS'<iOCO AVE, UEW Bllmt-11-1, 001-»-1· W""" "'-'I~JGO"WOULD Be A IJteEi • NAME f'OI2. M~l<leS ~·-A~.&D RUm KISER., RFQI MAO!Sm.S,IJ.ID. S~ •ruzl."t"..., "'3POR:'r'' WRN'£S' \.£$\a<.~, EU4 GRE'EK. 1 CAUF.: "BARJJEY" sa,&l" 6'1 MISS' IW.aA ¥M"""'at, M."'(. PL-EA.~,,.., ¥-\AJ~tt." RUlM ~~ \.t~ BENSbN, f.W!U.EY,S'.J'. ltU'IM 6-..I<:MioiSOIJ, ICaiUUUt.lkPoRr,MAI~, SENOS' "Pt" A..o.D!rln Ia the trade mark ot Bayer Manuraeture oC J -------- --- ----- --- ."he--Do you have many s~rup~ with your wife? He--A I most every night at sll:•oer -whatever is left over from dinner. you know. Can Be Reduced at Home Oh, My Cherries Rub Gently,\nd Upward Toward the Heart as Blood in Veins Flows That Way. It Y<'ll or any relative or friends are worried because of varicose Yelns, or buncheS!, the best advice that anyone in this world can give you is to ask Y,our druggl~t for nn original two- T empe:rt Brewing 1\lr. Rtinge1·-J nne, I am golne: to take that cur out In the yard and th: It, or bust it. Mrs. Stinger-Why, .John, just think of the neighbors-and you baptized only last Sunday morning. ounce bottle of Moone's Emerald Oil (full strength) and apply night and morning to the swollen, enlargPd veins. Soon you will notice that they nre growing srnuilel· nod the treatment should be ~ontinued until the So peneyeins ore of normal size. trating uncl powerful Is I~mE>rald Oil that eYen Plies ar<> quickly absorbed. Your drul!'gi:<t ~eil~ lots of it. Cuticura I "Yon'rt! fired !" stonned the hard-! boiled hoss. "Fired? !low vou talk!" snPPred the stenog. "! suppo:<ed they sold ' slaves.''-AmE>ri ean Le;!;lon :.rontltly. Ohl llod-1 supr,o:oe you considPr It quite u triumpi.J to make a fool of ' me? Jane--Why no. A triumph means uceomplbhE>d that was ~>omething ver~· dltli<'ult. H~!!d'ld ·•1 ean't lind u single pin! \Vtlertdo they all go to, anyway?'' . "It'~ hard to tell, becau:<e they l'\• re pointecl in one direction and thev' • t1eadt!d in another." or Baltcyllcac:ld Says Dangerous Varicose Veins Robin Redbreast said to me ":'>lay I build a nest In your apple treeT" "Sure," saHI l. and I heaved a slgh"But stay away trom the Cherry Tree." Paging Mr. Lincoln ~lonoooetloacld • •ler Heals Irritating Rashes Don't suffer with rashes, eczemas or irrlta• tions when Cuticura Soap and Ointment will quickly relieve and heal. Bathe with Cuticura Soap nr.d hot water, dry and anoint with Cuticura Ointment. 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