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Show An Oxford Man, J Sir Charles Kirkpatrlck of the visiting visit-ing Knglish football team was drinking drink-ing milk with his luncheon In a Philadelphia Phil-adelphia hotel. "Milk Is a good drink," a visitor suld. "Yes," ngrced tho other, "and whenever I tako It think of a curato ' In Surrey, near my Crawley place. "This curato had a small salary and a flno lot of cows. Ho decided, therefore, there-fore, to open n dairy. So ho rigged up a Ilttlo shop nnd bought a wagon, and on his Btgn his name nppenrcd, 'John Vincent, M. A.' Ho wns nn Ox-ford Ox-ford man, you seo, nnd proud ot hla degree. "Dut ono morning ho overheard two farm hands talking beforo Uio shop. '"Wot does tho "M. A." mean on I that thoro sign?' snld tho first. j " 'Milk 'Awker, o' course,' tho other answered." i |