Show I I I Taking the Blue Out s of Monday I i I y i y t t X B By RING JUNCo X X To the time Editor I 1 dont don't know how It is around different different dif dif- ferent erent parts of of the country but out our way tin the boys buys Is its all till worried about Blue mUe Sunday and nod what they going bums to todo todo todo do with when the die Lords day duY alliance gets Jels to t work rk on n the time sleeping beautys beauts down In 10 Washington ush arid and slips another lo do e c of bu bug poison to tu the tile boys I that still staggers gers to their ft L when the time band bund pIH plays s 's th tine the land of ut the he free I A few of the buys boys tw s takes the tile proposition like a Joke and SU say they wont won't I nothing come of It it that the Master MasterMinds Minds that makes our lutes laws will knock this one lot foi u a row of Well WeB they said suld time tile same SUllie thin thing thine In tn regards to prohibition but ut you JUU can mn drive your our flivver er ver up and down Main 1 St St. L all nil day daylong daylong long now w days s 's without getting side sideswiped swiped lI bj by no beer truck The lIo boys s 's might aught ht us as well get bet et It ht ItIn ItIn In th their Jr bean heau the new law late will go through h lII like e It was playing Yule Yale and In u a few more old Mr Mu Monday Mum Mon du day that Urn t el e everybody y use to crab crul 1 at t because It mental meant to go gu to work will willbe willbe be ri a Xmas with people up full of ur zip and 1 another on oil the time back buck and und hollering merry Monday Monday Mon lion day duy and und many of them 1 I hU haven't nt saw no draft of the statue but they tell me time it provides pro pru- vides Ides for fur e everybody to tu go gu to tu church chUlch and as ns far as that is why UI they mi might ht Just as well because it t also provides pro that the they wont won't be no movies or no bull ball lIa II game gUlle or no Sunday paper and you cant can't dance or go ride- ride Ing lag or or picnicking or shoot craps or play car cards s and etc with pen pen- altys s till all the wn way from 30 da days clays s 's to tu a u couple of minutes In the electric easy chair Well friends when this comes theys they's s Just 3 ways WU'S to take tal It IL You Yuu con can puck pack your our tooth brush and night gown lI and move to tu Paris or you can cun stay here and ond obey ohey the time law or break bieak it IL Now V wile many books s and sun songs s tints has been wrote about the he blurS glorys of gu guy gay Puree I I 1 seen enough of It t so as us 1 I would advise advise ad ad- vise UJ my any to sta stay here even eren after the Master Muster blinds 3 passes pusses the rite next nest amendment witch itch is after ufler this tn one and und witch will provide that thul you ou cant can't eat ent meat or have corns As for fur ohe obeying the time law luw theys they's no use ulle obeying the letter you suu also ulso obey the spirit and the spirit of ot the law Is to see that everybody e has a u rotten time Sunday yourself ours LIve sive This aint as ns easy as us It sounds like so for the benefit of my renders readers I have hare figured out nul an un Ideal program for a blue sabbath as follows 6 A A. A M. M l. l Get up and take hake a cold bath Shave Share with Ice water and hind find your jour own clothes 7 i A. A M M. M l. l Breakfast Burnt toast with any good coffee substitute i 7 30 U to i n A. A M. M Dont Don't snake smoke 9 0 A. A AM A.M. l. l to 1 P. P M M. Sabbath school and church li 2 P. P M. M Have e duck for dinner to witch Is invited In a II man that was Inthe in inthe the time war ur and his wife and 4 1 kiddies Ask Ash the man anon about the war 3 to tu 5 1 P. P M M. 1 Ke Keep p asking the man mun about the war No smoking f fI P. P M. M 1 Vespers espers G a to 7 W I 1 P. P M. M 1 Try und anti cull call up somebody that has hns grit got a II Dl new new W number i 7 ao to tu n fI P. P M M. M l. l Church Chunh I n fI I P. P M. M 1 to bedtime Talk full nice about everybody er e A As fur fill the rhe boys bays that wants walts to evade I the law late luthe the 1st place they can CHill t ht be too tuo call careful rul as 18 the penalty's s 's Is s going lIllIg to be lie mighty stIlT still like for fur In l S yrs n If you are caught laughing It Its at nt 1 of tic the ministers ga gams s or some solute funny crack In la the rite colic for the day But for the I lit h I hoys who I Is willing whiling to toI I i I i I n in e lit tt t tin II n II II of substitutes lI fur for the Ilse different crimes that he pulled like motoring etc Il can emmi off nIT without no nn II of of nt detection un tan le lest 1 the rill people yn yo-i yo t day piny with and In Inv vile vite Into Infra your home Is a ii wolf In cheap clot being tI E Every time lime you got gel PI nut the rite home hurtle fah church run out to In gange gin nuge l' l and change lulI tires p and etc etc Set ll In church with a it pal and het 1111 ct on tin all sums any of he the following III propositions 1 TIll next iral al that c comes Ir ITI in will be ht a t blonde The odds against II 1 this s 's s about 2 to I 1 un tan I Jc lest SI II Its It's a u ski hll 2 I 11 Will i ill it text 1 be hr from n tint rhe odd lIell or sir even C number chapter Who 1111 will vii I cough coughnet next t a n man unan or n a woman Surf 1111 1 Ill I'll the hath tub mil with water Raid and pour tir c. c lib of tit salt In it it Then vou tile the wife mind anil kIIJI kiddies tint put on a 8 suit IIII and get I In ism You duck duk then them mind and they squeal I. I I P Picnic Put your you dinner In a II basket bas ket kel ah ng with sumo some lags hugs IIII mind and dirt If the IlIc Bluing rm rain loop hour with leav leaves s and unel sand burrs rs mural and set sel et down I and I lit emit Movies Iut IIII Put on lilt the II lights fo and shut the u window v curtains Hang HUll a t sheet t al mil till one end f i till the rm run grid and set l and chew I gum u Bt Set Set t on the Ironing hoard and keep That a I boy luny Funny Papers four Your wife gets gels tI In bed hed and you pretend III like hike It Us A 1 Mand M 11 1 and you are Just JH get gelling If II home Sir She soya where when lint have 1 vu you been You say r you IIII been to III a II lodge meeting Slit She ht olT n a bent hed po post t ninth mill hll lilts hits you yon I over aver the till head hul with It Jr it You 1111 sav Bam Golf I Golf Illde Golf Hide JIt a II couple of mills lulls 1 l Sun Sunday un day luty and I look for fill I them the t ni lt tC oy Dy ho hp nets 8 IC Int 1111 |