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Show GAVE T!:-M FAIR WARNING. Corcrenation Apprised of the "Otter-matlc "Otter-matlc election DoV' A negro proa 'her, whose supply of hominy and I a :i wa3 running low, decided to take iadl?al steps to Impress Im-press upon his Hock tho necessity for contributing liberally to the church exchequer, rays a writer In Hiunan Life. Accordingly, at the close, of the sermon bo made nn lmpresslvo pause, and then proceeded a3 follo'ws: ' "I hab found it necesbary, on account ac-count ob do nstrlinency .ob dc hard times an' dp t,,no-a' doaciency ob de I clrculatln' ""jiim j onnectlon wld I dls chu'cli. '' I 't- l.ico ma now otter-' j matlc c'Jcclka box. It Is so arranged dat a half 'o.iah or quatab falls on a red plush jahlon wldout noise; a nickel will ring a sunll bell dlstlnctu-ally dlstlnctu-ally heard 1 - do conjrogntlon, an' n susrendali !i iton, ma fellow-mawtels, will Hah c.f a pistol; so you will gov'n yoselves accorJIn'ly. Let do c'lectlon now p'oceed, w'lle I takes off inn bat an' gibs out a hymn." |