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Show t. THE SEMI-WEEE- K. T. HYDE, LOGAN, I THE VICE- NATION. Y I FibUikir. I I THAT UTAH. I tuberose by any other name would smell as sweet and probably cost Just as mucn. A A London authority says that shyness is due simply to a wrong mental angle. Obtuse or acute? If the Sunday proposal isn't binding a great many men will no doubt be sorry the fact wasnt announced before. There is at last one new thing under the sun; the billposters and dlstribu-er- s have discovered "real art" in billboards. J. Barrie, the English author and playwright, has an Income of $85,000 a year. Tet they say he is inclined to be taciturn. M. Bohemia has declared American A. H. Thompson, Second stead of coming 'to me to be cured wny dont you go to a sanitarium?" Silence, like r, poultice, came angrily retorted the indignant To heal the bluwa of Bound, ne didnt live in a flat across the hall slamming the door with such vlolence hat the back draught from a person who practiced singing from early morn till dewy eve, with nearly blew the intruder down stairs. The opera director's wife retreated, several hours additional thrown in for measure. vengeance, but the young vowing good On West End Avenue, in an apart- woman whose feelings had been fracment adjoining the one occupied by tured determined to seek protection a actress, dwells a young against furtherNprotests. That afterwoman who fancies she is cultivating noon she visited the office of the her voice, says the New Tork Times. Board of Health and said to the ofIn the apartment underneath that ficial In charge: "Havent I the right to sing in my of the human or Inhuman screech own home? owl lives a real singer, whose d is director of an opera company. Certainly, mfcdam, If you wish to do The other day, driven almost to dis- so, he courteously replied. traction by desperate attempts of the During wbatlours? she inquired. scale torturer to dislocate her vocal Why, from 8 oclock in the morncords, the lady hastened up stairs and ing until 10 at night, if you choose. s "Will you give me that permission rang the bell of the muslo-murdere- r, n LhOOBPO RATED. UTAH General Banking business transacted. Ample facilities for customers. Deposits received subject to check and on demand certificates. Interest allowed ou time deposits. Drafts issued and money sent to any part of the world. Special attention given to collections Bad saving deposits, and remittances promptly made. DEPOSITS. Interest allowed on savings accounts in amounts of One dollar sod upwards, compounded quarterly dorreepondenoe invited. Tour busineos is respectfully solicited and courteous treatment promised. Our New Home The Nation is now located at No 28 East Center street, block east of Thatcher bank. 1-- 3 huB-ban- Choicest list of city and farm property, for sale on good terms. Plenty of home money to loan flat. The song without words sud- in writing?-Witon city and farm security. No denly ceased, and the offender herself pleasure, said the official, no red tape, no trouble to delay, so off the door. the and he dashed rapidopened permit show Whom do you wish to see? she ly that even the strains of Hiawatha goods. would have been too slow an accomsweetly asked. H. A. PEDERSON & CO. I wish to see if you cant be per- paniment for the proceeding. suaded to stop that awful noise, snapOffice over Armed with the permit the young First National woman returned home and until an Bank, old Z. O. M. I. corner. ped the unwelcome caller. Noise? What noise? Tou certain- hour after the curfew tolled the knell ly cant mean my singing! gasped of parting day she made the most business to extremes. strenuous larynx. efforts to lacerate her that apartment the house was worse than the first. If poor Sullivan had lived there he never The would have composed Lost And laBt state of Chord." Logan Real Estate & Loan Company. First National Bank. Over LOUIS - S. CARBON MANAGER WWWWVWWWWWVWVWWWAWSAVWWWWVWVSAAWVA Oom Paul is so completely merged in oblivion that even the comparison of Colombian soldiers with Boers does not move him to reply. Joseph Knowles NOTARY PUBLIC LIFE AND FIRE INSURANCE. Dreyfuss talks of reopening his case. The captain should understand that Our doctor, hes a Jolly man. He's awful kind and good. he struck twelve Borne time ago, and Ho gives me pills that no more need be said. ...That taste like angel's food I An onct when I was awful sick Russia and Japan have agreed that An had the stomach ache, X felt so mean and queer Inside there Is enough rmuL looting in fat or thought my back would break. old China-ftwo, and there" Is no He" didri:i"g!ve Like some old doctors do use in mussing up the scenery. X guess he 'members when he was A little shaver too! When a woman cant make her hus- gy sister had a rabbit onct, band Btop smoking a pipe because it 'Twould sit up straight and hem one day It was Jumpin round ruins' the curtains the consolation she kn' An broke Its little leg. has is that it is good for the rubber Well, sister she Just cried and cried As If her heart was broked. plant But I Just sat and swallored lumps -: sugar-coat- ed .1 l'- The woman who puts her hat on before the play is finished is just about on a par with the chap who goes out between the acts to disguise his breath. The Chicago Janitresses union is half tickled to death because it has won the right to scrub. This is something that most women dodge when they can. We are told not to worry over the small things of life, yet how can one help doing bo when a flea gets to work on one In the presence of a stranger. 4 FftbMeR ft. H. melody-mangler- beer to be the best in the world. the astonished young woman. Heres another peril to keep Europe You dont call such Singing? awake o nights. screeching singing, do you? Why, It has driven me to the verge of nervous J. C. Hummel of Hamburg, Pa., has prostration and it almost makes me whooping cough, at the age of 87. 111." This is carrying the second childhood Then this Is no place for you. In i Vioe-Preside- J. E. Shepard, Cashier nt LOGAN When the poet Imparted the sooth lng Information that well-know- Another Vanderbilt girl has been born, and thus a rosy outlook is provided for some future duke. . WAS Ma. Lord Kitchener points with pride to the fact that it took a tunnel to put him down and out. Vice-Preside- N? --STILLED-1 The old dowager empress continues, however, to be Chinas real Oeneral There are said to be more suicides on Monday than on any other day. Monday is wash day. rhomas Oldham, President G. H. Champ, - Until chocked.--k- X. nearly, last we took It down to But he was awful busy, t Doc, Be said he had so much to do ft almost made him dissy. But when he looked at sisters eyes watery and red,-Sand blew his nose wiped nls eyes An stroked her curly head; said. There now. my child. he kn then Now Just you wait a minute. Well make a little plaster cast An put that Bunny In It! kn' dont you think that rabbit's leg Could travel all the faster When one day doctor took his knife Bo Office An onct mamma was very sick. The house was still and sad; It seemed as though we all had lost The only friend we had. We sent for doctor awful quick. But when he went away Why everybody brightened up An looked so kinder gay. I asked my papa why It waa AULdf Joy, XXL Lawi-- n,' But be Just smiled at me Sod Bala, Iva got another boy I 1 didn't know Just what ha meant But when I went upstairs To kneel beside my mothers bed To say my evenin prayers, X found a little baby boy All wrapped up fit to smother, A lying there so fast asleep Close snuggled up to mother I 2 guess that why folks love Doe sa, For some time or another He's brought most every kid In town A sister or a brother. 143 West Second North St. The Plumber, No. 37 west 1 st North street. Dont send to Ogden or Safj Lake for BVICK When you can buy in any quanj bity the finest kind of brick &j lowest prices, from G. Gessell, Prov- idence Half a million on hand. Keefi the money at home. Finest white brick in the state. What are i You... Going to do this winter? Stay at home and work or take that vacation which you planned for during the summer v and didnt find time to realize? How about a trip to Southern Europe? Too long? Mexico or California? No? Ever been to Florida? Why not go? It doesnt take long if you use the Hock Island. Choice of several routes aud a good time with every ticket May we tell you about it? ' sometimes I have heard folks say What I don't understand. That doctors help folks Into life And to the better land; But everybody loves our Doc, He's getting old and gray. An onct when I was loafin' round I heard the preacher say. That when our good old doctor Went to cross the golden strand He knew the Great Physician there Would lead him by the hand! Julia R. Galloway. An E. DRAKE, Dist. Passenger Agent G. A. BIBLE, Trav, Pass. Agent 100 West Second South, Street Salt Lake City. Vtah New Miracle Edison's i ' There will be a total eclipse of the sun Aug. 30 next year, and the astronomers of Spain have forgivingly Invited those of this country to come there and look at it First lessons in the Bchool of journalism should be the writing of letters about the expected" war between Japan and Russia. That reads like good stuff for beginners. Mrs. Lena Blrse wants a divorce because, forsooth, her George cant play cards. Yet many there be that seek separation because their Georges can play. Again we ask, where do we get off? HAL not a man given to supply the needs of any family, and making startling promises which do the generator is so simple that any not result in performance, so that his person of ordinary Intelligence can act In the Inventors rwn claim of having at last solved the as engineer. You can wire your house for problem of generating electricity at a words: trifling cost for common use may be electric bell's, telephones from room to accepted as the announcement of an room, or do anything electricity will accomplished fact. And buch a fact is do, and the batteries in your autolittle less than a miracle, for it means mobile will operate them. The cost is the production, at" will, of an almost so trifling after you are provided with limitless and widely adaptable power. your plant that it Is not worth menIt has always been The electrical generator which . Mr. tioning. Edison has perfected after years of my ambition to bring the uses of electoil derives its power from a tricity within the reach of men of modMr. Edison warns the erate means. It will marvelous of fuel potency.. make It possible for the day laborer, as public that there is yet much work to well as the millionaire, to light his be done before the harvest he has home with electricity and have some sown can be reaped. But the lnvenr sort of a motor vehicle. For a few tion is perfected and the problem of Mr. Edison Is S. RAY, General Agent. Denver,- Colorado. TTh. Scenic Ijin to - Glenwood Springs, Aspen, Leadville, Pueblo, Colorado Springs, The route of Paul Reveres famous cents a day light and power may be cheap electrical generation 1b definiteDenver, Omaha, Kansas City, St. Louis, Chicago, and points east ride is now obscured by a trolley road. produced In sufficient quantities to ly solved. Harper's Weekly. connecting at Ogden Union Depot with all It Is evident that the great patriot was Southern Pacific and Oregon Short Line Trains. d to warn not sufficiently of are to on the be instructed PAPER? principle NOT WHY USE he calamities of all that the Colonials only Transcontinental Line passing directly through Salt Lake the one child one slate; and the slates were coming. . English Teachers to Carry Bottles of are to be cleaned not by the children Slate Disinfectants. themselves, but by the teachers, who Cleveland physicians are disappointare to be furnished with bottles of the It has long been suspected that ed because they failed to restore a dead man sufficiently to make him sucking of slate pencils by children, disinfecting fluid, etc., with which to Daily between Ogden and Denver via three Separate and dislive long enough to undergo an Opera- besides being a distressing habit from effect their purpose. tinct scenic routes. The idea may, perhaps, raise a tion that might have been performed the point of view of any person of reatlrf nicest the smile, but It only by Through Pullman and Ordinary Sleeping Cars to if he had not died. fined sensibilities, Is one which Is exlong-heade- I 3 spendidly Equipped FastTrains The Seattle woman who loved a tremely unhealthy. The correlative habit of cleaning woman who was masquerading as a slates with the means that nature has suicide when she man, and attempted could not marry her, has proven the supplied Instead of using a timely truth of the saying that The clothes sponge has also nothing to recommend It; and In the opinion of more do not make the man. than one medical authority may be A popular subscription will he start-e- responsible for spreading epidemics In to purchase a monument for the schools. So strongly has this view been grave of a Georgia man whose olalm to fame and gratitude rests In the fact urged by the medical officers of health that he wrote 4,000 pooma and never for Derbyshire that in future the elementary school children of the county '.published one of them. - tention to such elementary hygiene that the health of childrens schools can be preserved. London Graphic. Child's Logic. A small boy demanded an explanar DENVER, OMAHA, KANSAS CITY, ST. LOUIS, CHICAGO Without change. Free reclining chair cars. Personally conducto the four ted Excursions. tion of the names applied classes of the college course. He DINING CARS. Service ala carte on all through trains listened attentively and sat burled in For rates, folders, free illustrated booklets, etc., inqure of thought for some time. At last he ticket nearest your If the are Rio agent, Grande you specifying Papa, asked: anxiously route, or James Little, Sr., and 1 am James address I. A. Renton, G. A. P. Little, Jr., will my son be James LitD., Salt Lake City, tle, sophomore?" ' |