Show red lecil the widow of an english army officer went to the pension office for the purpose of drawing her pension she presented the certificate ertin cate of the clergyman of her village to the effect that she eho was still alive this certificate is not ri right ht said the official what is the matter with it because it beats bears the date july 21 rind and your pension was due july 13 what kind of a certificate do you want we must have it a certificate that you wore were alive ou on the day of july of 01 what use uie tb is this one that says you wele wee alive on the of july tit bits |