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Show TIIH PACE TWO. MONDAY, AUGUST 21, 1931. , IIERALD-JOUNAL- BETTER THAN SWATTERS Tlh A Scripps-- 'mwi . Locerning the opening of theMongan Senior high school, day Sept, 7, names The announcement three new faculty members for this year. They are: Lester P. Kntght. science and manualB. training, part time; Evan Murray, former principal of the Wellsville Junior high school, F. M. Young; and Miss Pearl Spencer, former head of the English denartment of the South Cache high school, vho renlaces Mrs. Mary C. Willis, instructor in English who resigned last spring. s 1 TIIE TRUTH QUICK . Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials- - has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested pubhc service, ... KID YOURSELF AND O SAVE YOUR MONEY Anxiety for the future, the need for comfort and reassurance; have recently swelled to millions of dollars the golden tide that" flows each year into the coffers of fortune tellers, astrologers, palm readers, crystal gazers prophets and those who can vision the future through a deck of cards. None of these people p f course, can see a second into the future. If they could do what they claim they dould all become millionaires in a few months. None of them do, although many get rich on the credulity of human nature, Probably, all the fortune tellers do little harm. By bracing up human resistance to hard knocks, by painting glowing visitions of good luck and better times in the vague future, they may even do some good. People like to be kidded. They will reward bearers of glad tidings handsomely, never analyzing the facts. And a great many of them, given new faith in themselves and their luck, probably go forward through life with a brighter outlook. But for all that, wasting time with seers and throwing money at crystal gazers is rather a, silly pastme for 20th century humanly. If you simply must be kidded nto going on with life, look around you at the progress everywhere and then kid yourself. Its cheaper and more satisfying. OBSERVATIONS estimated that 12,000,000 golf balls are used in a year, which is almost as many as those misused. Say what you please, no vaudeville juggler can beat pbhtician at carrying water on both shoulders. Lessee, what has become of that zany who thought s he would make himself by stowing away on the Zeppelin? A perennially popular refrain in the United States seems to be that famous old balad, Dry 1 Am. It is ury .r , a -t- SUM in Fargo, Rumor folks! Calvin Ilowdy, Coolidge, it is rumore-- i may run for president in 1932. Weil, its about time a columnist w;9i newspaper elected to the White House. Us fellows have been discriminated against tong enough! female Igloo. NOMINATED FOR THE HALL OF FAME EGBERT NTS McPA champion ama-tecamp cook of North Amer- ica, Egbert can s t earn razor-bac- k clams over an open fire until they have flavor all the and soft-boile- ze s t d balls. ur 7T 14 Photo uy F. L. THE ENGAGEMENT WAS BROKEN The weddingse we hear. cancelled now, He said: My darling honey, Well have to save a lot each year You really dont need hum ey: William Six local Tells," members of the Logan Archerv club won second, fourth and fifth places in the state archery tourney at Ogden 8unday. Grant Keaton won second in clout shooting. This consists of shooting from 180 yards at a 48 foot target laid on the ground. Tham Carlisle placed fourth m the Junior American shot from 30, 40, and 50 yard distances, and using 10 arrows on two separate trials, Carlisle also placed fifth In scortng. .The local lads might have had the state tourney In Logan in' 1931, had they so desired, according to Woodrow Wilson, club secretary, but they preferred to wait another year. SIDE GLANCES Members of the Edwin W. We often wonder if Adam Stratford family are holding ever thought to himself that their annual reunion at the Eve might not be exactly pretGirls camp in Spring hollow, ty, but she certainly wore her Logan canyon, today. clothes well. J. P. smith of Irfigan Is chairman of the reunion committee. Annual Thrift Medal Members of the family are asAwarded to sembled from Utah and Idaho MRS. EZRA RUMP points. Edwin Stratford came from Stratford on Avon, England and settled in Ogden. Mrs. Blimp won this high honor (1.) by her keeping a n ity box filled A with flour s that r, haveT y J would Thu oyster In found In evciy sea- to buy any face V L man! stale In the country, and powder, and (2.) bv a commercial fishery for It is con- rubbing chalk o n ducted In at) these .states except her husband's soiled collars in Maine aud Now Hampshire. order to save laundry bills. Photo by Jim Scott. V she By George Clark TH SET The body of James Richard Demonstrations and visits to of stockman 64, be" made on the annual sugar Pinkerton, tour set for Friday, have Jackson, Mont., who died at a worked out by officers and re- - local hospital Sunday at 10 a. of the Cache m. was sent to Dillon, Mont. nresentatives county sugar beet association Monday afternoon. Mr. Pinkerton had been undergoing treatand the sugar company The crowd will leave the court ment here for acute nephritis house, Logan, promptly at 8:30 and acute diabetes. His wife, Mrs. Mamie Rosela a. m. The visits will take in a tcur of the south end of the Pinkerton, died several years county visiting Oscar Rice on ago, .u Pinkerton was the son of South Main' street to see his field where no fertilizer has Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Pinkerton bcenu sed and where phosphate and was born in Brooomfield, and then manure has ben ap- Iowa, May 10, 1864. Three sons survive. plied; through College ward, and a daughter The body was taken from the Wellsville east field, Hyrum north field, Nibley, Providence, hospital to the Richards funeral1 then north to Jeff Bodreros in parlors. North Logan to see the results of barnyard manure. from there they will go to OllC KeCClVeS MlIlOF Arthur Petersons in Hyde Park In Accident to see the results of crowning fall ands pring plowing, and the effects of rotation in the Miss Pauline Windsor receivf'rntrol of nematode, then nbrth treatment at a local hoson to the state highway where ed for cuts pital will visit Joseph Johnsons on herSaturdayleg, night they suffered In an right field to study the results of auto crash Saturday night. The fertilization, crop rotation, and accident occurred about 9:45 V road irrMatinl M'f. m. on the Logan-HyruAt Richmond tllG crowu where the road branches observe the fields of Bryant..near to Millville Hendricks and Willinm Ander- - ilpadine Mlltn Muaser of Logan driv-so- n. and on to Webb Brothers jng the car in which Miss to see the results of following Windsor and four other young several years ol land nlantea were riding to Logan to coin and the use of manure. peopie rove hjs machine into the rear Stops will be made at Orson bumper 0f 0ne dr.ven by Har- ts!old Ricks of Benson Ward. The vnr'Vs. IPW1Vnrll on broken from rmrpac-- t overturned the Musser hog pasture and the second car. Mlss Windsor was the only year in heels; at G. A. Hogan s one of the group suffering in- using jury. Traffic Patrolman r'ree- in sweet, Hover the rotation and man Jarvis investigated the ac sweet clover pasture. R. W. Homan s held will show cident. th results of rotation and SPANKING Next will come the Mrs. Binarva Stone of Holly D D. Buttars farm where the Miss, may spank her Springs, sugar company is testing out whenever she pleases the use ot flv resistant beets: daughter and the law will not molest her. and at the Bullen farm to point The Laura Jane StoLe, out the necessity of rotation to lOu, daughter. decided after her most reget a good yt. Id on nametode cent spanking that is was time land. On the M. H. Boyars to rebel. Accoidmgly she comfield the crowd will see the replained to police against her mosults ol beets on ther, who says she is 12S. She growing ground where alfalfa has been tlainis she lias nver believed In u lowed out one, two, thiec and sparing the rod during the 100 four years veins it has takpn to raise her Tlu y will imirnev on to James daughter. Follce wont interfere. Thains in Benson to si e the beets fo'lowmg two years of Surplus col fee holdings in Brazil sweet clover pasture as a n.c.ms lliis year aie so large that thouof controlling nematode for sands of pounds are being burned sugar beets. lor fuel. t Hurts of golf Some people have lost so much money that they cant even afford to buy foreign hotels labels to1 stick on their luggage this year. WHY Will PUCES BEET b-- Lil Gee Gee says she hopes Sir Hubert Wilkins will bring back a baby walrus from the north pole and a male and world-famou- ' lies are steering clear of North Dakota Agricultural College, because of the very efficient fly traps W. G. Bruce, federal entomologist, has devised. Bruce, at right, is shown baited lifting the lid of one of the cone traps he has just shown is his while assistant mixtures, and with liver syrup filling several tubs with the dead insects. f m j T Interesting Facts: A slice of cantaloupe, painted black and TO MEET AT with a bow glued to one side (OIII.GE CAMPUS can hardly be told from the The crowd will arive at the latest model Empress Eugenie c li ge campus at 2pm where r hat- V1! lie furnished by the heel association and sugar com IMPOSSIBILITIES pany This will be followed by I dont suppose I ever will, a nn el iiu;. The program for the But still 1 often dream Of going to a banquet where They do not serve ice cream. 1 YE DIARY ut 2. Non-reside- nt Zillah Janos CHICAGO Young Miss Zillah Janes is only 18 months old, but she has thousands of miles ol to credit. her the youngest Shes passport holder in the world, too. Zillahs parents are Mr. and Mrs. Harry S. Janes. Mrs. Janes was born in London; Mr. Janes In Chicago; Zillah In Shanghai. When the James wanted to go to Japan, a insisted that the baby have a passport. Not knowing what she might do said the Japanese, without one. Zillah Wherever she goes, Mr. packs along a family of dolls. been They dont have to have passthat ports. globe-trottin- g law-quir- k non-reside- nt part: with the year graduation requirements the three years of the Senior high school. The completion of 12 units of Senior high school work in addition to the standard Junior high school course or p Beginning 1932, will be based on eoui-vale- will be required. Physical education is not counted In the 12 units. The school curriculum is divided for preparatory college course and a vocational hleh chool course. Of the 80 courses listed to be offered, three are new in the school. Advanced aleebra and trigonometry, agriculture, and farm mechanics. One page is devoted to a studv schedule showing that most of the teachers have a full daily teacher load of six period-houThose not giving a full teacher load have been assigned double extra curricular activity. The remainder of the bulletin is devoted to treatment of campus rules,' eligibility rules, club activities. rs MARRIAGE A LICENSE marriage licen.se has been Issued from the office of the Cache county clerk t,o Porter Martin. Swan Lake, Idaho, and Elaine B. Quayle, Dingle, Idaho. Highways and bridges will cost Illinois counties .about $1,000.-00this year. 0 Mr. and Mrs. G. M. Thomson of Logan and Mrs. Marion Bair of Provo werg .week end guests of Mrs. Jesse Webb. Miss Lillian Hogan of Lewiston entertained at a swimming party Monday evening at Logana in honor of Miss Bonne Adamson, following which they went to Lewiston where supper wad served by Miss Hogan at her home. Mrs. Alice Tolman was hostess to the Womens Literary club Wednesday at the home of E. P. Coburn. The program was given by C. B. Johnson who reviewed the life of Carrie Jacobs Bond, and accompanied Mrs. Edna Lewis on the piano while Bhe sang five of Mrs. Bonds songs. Mrs. Eva Godfrey reported her recent trip to the east. Special guests of the club were Mrs. Edith Plant, Mrs. J. S. Stoddard, and Mrs. Edna Lewis. Refreshments were served by Mrs. Tolman. Mr. and Mrs. Taylor Parkinson were among those who attended the American Legion and Auxiliary convention last week at Park City. Mr. and Mrs. E. P. Coburn returned Tuesday evening from Sa Lake City and Park City. Mrs. Coburn visited with her mother, Mrs. James Vincent at Salt Lake City. Mrs. Vincent had recently returned from a trip to Portland, Oregon. Mrs. J. S. Stoddard, Mrs. J. L. Robinson, and Miss Marjorie Robinson, Mrs. Fern Herrick and Miss Ina Monson spent Tuesday at Smitlifield as guests of Mrs. . Hone Thornley. They visited Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Spin kman at Lewiston and Ethqrami Allen at Mrs. Grover Mr. Cove On Monday they were guests of Mrs. J. L. Robinson. Eskclsop and Marion Snow went to Ogden Wednesday Britten Incidentally has around lately shouting the navy pays too much attention to its social duties it ought to attend more to business he says Mr. Britten's business for instance whats the use of a lot of admirals lounging around saying Two lumps, please! to a bevy of hostesses when they might just as well be engaged in putting over real estate promotions? Mr. Britten also has arranged for the dirigible Los Angeles to cavort over Montauk and the result Constitution ' is sashaying up around that way too and we wouldnt be surprised if they let the fleet winter up there instead of going down south so that everybody would have a good time and sell a lot of lots and subdivisions AND, LISTEN: Maybe It could be arranged so that the next war would be fought off Montauk Point and they could sell grandstand seats and clean up. ARE GRANDPARENTS Telegrams to Mr. and Mrs. Weston Vernon. Sr., and Mr. and Mrs-- P. M. Neilson, Sunday from New York announced the birth at 5:35 p. m. Sunday of a blue-eye- d baby boy to Attorney and Mrs, Weston Vernon, Jr. This is the first grandchild for Mr. and Mrs. Neilson. Mrs. Vernon was formerly Miss Adelaide Neilson of Logan. Mr. Vernon is identified with a prominent New York law firm. The religion of the woman of India teaches her to serve hey husband and to die, if worthy of the honor, at his funeral pyre. The Indian suttee, or is derived from a Sanscrit word meaning a true wife. widow-burnin- meeting will be announced later. Those who. arranged for the C. visits Were Frank Wood.-M- . Reeder, G. A. Hogan, D. D. Buttars, A. V. Reese, R. O. IIatrh, and R L. Wrigley. CAVALIER HEATERS WASHER them. (August 24) Home betimes and to cookpoor wjfe, ing dinner, my wretches being away in Ilf countrie: and having dined I do debate whether to wish the greate accumulation of dirtir I dishes, or to leave f e; Dame Humor doth K.irn: but after deep praver and meditation. my Better Self doth cono quer, and I do put them all the electriqiie washing machine, which doth seem a vastly clever idea: but l,ovd three plates do break, and five saucers, not to mention Dame Humors favorite blue Wedgwood Matter, I do bury the broken fragments in the side garden, and crawl off to bed. IS ANNOUNCED Principal George S. Bates announced this morning that the school do without the services of one half time teacher during 1931-3The school calendar names Wednesday and Thursday, Sept. 3 and 4, as registration days: Mondav. Sept. 7., as the date for beginning Instructions; Friday, Jan. 15, 1932 last dav of first semester; and Friday, May 20. school closes. Several changes this year, under the head of admission to the school, will take place. With respect to fees, the bulletin says; Owing to the financial difficulties that so manv of our patrons are having, the board of education has deemed It advisable to reduce the registration fee from $8 50 to $6.50 for this year. $2.70 of this amount is a student body fee and $3.80 a laboratory fee. high school students pay a tuition of 25 in addition to the regular $6.50 registration fee. All students are required to confer with the superintendent of schools before registering. Registration routine is as follows: Seniors, 9 a. m. Wednesday: juniors, 1:30 p. m. Wednesday; sophomores, 9:00 a. m. Thursday. LISTS REQUIREMENTS FOR GRADUATION Under requirements for graduation, the bulletin reads in The Voss We take this opportunity to advise all our readers that the only certain way to avoid fallen arches Is never to stand under And curiously enough Congressman Britten who is boss oi the naval affairs committee owns some land at Montauk and is interested in Point the development there these things but of course had nothing to do with the navys visit Mr. Britten says they didnt he just thought it would be nice if the navy could go up there for a while and sort of visit around and spend some money and next year he will probably have the navy visit Chicago The Britten idea certainly has possibilities it sure is swell to be a congressman and be able to trot the navy around where itll do the most good and It's good advertising the poor old taxpayers besides . on . . . . and sweat on and on . . CALENDAR SCHOOL 0aeHe tea-leav- A few years ago the Atlantic fleet about 40 ships and 5000 men steamed up to Montauk Point, Long Island at your expense and everybody went ashore and and had a good time Montauk Point got a lot of good advertising in the east and now It turns out tnat the Atlantic fleet went to Montauk Point at the request of Congressman Fred Britten of Cmcago where the gangsters come from Just Issued Is an announcement of the course of study, faculty and other details con- ay ' ' Tin BY JIM MARSHALL Sat-turd- , BULLETIN SETS jUUmjmfMYYWrii anf ield Newspaper C Every afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday morning. Published Sunday morning and every week day afternoon, except and legal holidays, at 75 West Center street, Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., N. Gunnar Rasmuson, president, and enmatter at the postoffice, Logan, Utah, under the tered as second-clas- s act of March 3, 1879. 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