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Show LEHI FREE PRESS, LEHL UTAH ! FROCK FOR WEAR ON TENNIS COURT ft Wm l irl American eifech uwos debunking. of Frank G. Tonip-Linprofessor of English at the College of the City of TetroiL Professor Tompkins deplores "the tendency to use tig names for little things as the result of our love of word to the elegant, express the commonplace, workaday fact and our aversion to calling a spade a spade." Too often, he believes, Americans refuse to recognize cheap and ugly things as cheap and ugly, or even commonplace. Instead, we attempt to fool ourselves and others by dressing them up In grand names. "Consider the glittering offices we assume In our lodges." Professor Tompkins points out "Titles like Grand Exalted Potentate of the Honorable and Benevolent Order of or 'Her Most Imperial Majesty, the Lady Queen of the Hive. What delusions of grandeur the resounding titles must bring while one wears the purple velveteen robe and the gold braided hat that go with them, but once out In the to face cold street what a the world as plain Maggie Smith or In the opinion 3 ft i THE FEATHERHEADS V SOMEBODY ME UP OKI PHOME" AMP called the: sun-bur- HAP MAKeX ME A POKJKgy OF f A RATHER To Teasy PO KJo L- r - POUBT MYSETLP- - THINK IT WAS MILTONJ SO I LL CALL HIM AMP ASK MIM THE PROPER COKlSTKUCTiOM OF THE k J SEr4Ter4CE WHY POM'T eat hay; darkroom and fixing solution, all, 0f course. In perfect darkness. The film Is kept In motiou by means of a crank device. An additional coo. venience Is a thermometer-lik- e which tells the exact m required for developing and fixing at different temperatures winter an4 6ummer. The vest pocket darkroom, which has been exhibited at the Leipzig fair, does away with the drudgery of developing and makes It possible for a photographer to carry a finished film home with him. The tank Is water tight and fool proof. Quick, Safe Relief For Eyes Irritated By Exposure To Sun, Wind and Dust At All Drug Stores Write Mario Co..Dpc.W. Chieao.fot Prat Seduced YOU SDsnn 1&lfz3i of 12 Tablets icc mst now 4Ui! J I'LL SENP YOU O-K- 9 S I SAID CAN'T iSV r EAT MEAT) -- F L - Sobriety Thought f Hubby You call that a hat? My dear, I shall never stop laughing. : WIfey Oh yes, you will. The bill will probably arrive tomorrow. Lus-tlKolner Zeltung. , vm l: 1 Get Real BAYER Aspirin Now at Lowest Prices in JJistoryl " . ....J i I 'tuat aviator; MOST OpflCER 3ET throusm ) I I Safety Measures 4 ge " I Ligktsf Camera! Action 1 NurseYou are slow t Look how quickly Joan gets undressed. Barbara Yes, but she's practicing to be a film star. London Humorist , TO SEE M( "There TOO :TisT HE LATE-H- E'S Goes 1b mm ft m So as to put the safety and quick action of Genuine Bayer Aspirin within the reach of everyone, the price you pay has now been reduced. Reduced so low that nobody need ever again accept some other preparation in place of the real BAYER ASPIRIN that you've asked for. 15c now for tins of 12 tablets. 25c now for bottles of 24 tablets. And the big, family size, 100 tablet bottles nave again been reduced in price. These new low Srices are now in effect throughout States. So FINNEY OF THE FORCE I m JACKASS! Loting Patienti TU tell you In plain words," said the doctor, "you are In bad shape. Is there anybody you would like to eer , -- v; Yes," replied the patient weakly. "Who Is It?" queried the doctor." "Another doctor," moaned the NOW . YOU I Bottles of 24 Tablets 11111 elec-tlon-r Not strictly speaking," answered Senator Sorghum. "Out where I come from you can't tell whether the votes you think you are buying are faithfully delivered. The transaction isn't ft purchase. It's only a , gamble. Is an ingenious little tank with a mechanical devW for rolling the film through the Yoil Tins -vVhi WHAT WAS THAT SENTENCE? photogranhu ON NOT BUYING m compact JACKASS?" 122 "Did you ever buy votes In an efficient darkroom may be carried ta 0l vest pocket The cumbersome dark room so familiar to everj aaiateor has been reduced to about the of a pack of cigarettes. One can velop and fix any number of fiinu in bright sunlight The extremely hgoes flow! 1 xv d it- self In the colonels and majors who earned their rank without leaving their desks, the 'professors' of phrenology and astrology, medicine how 'doctors, barber 'colleges,' and business 'universities. "My neighbor does not take roomers, but for years she has had Ing guests. They look like roomers, Just the same. Down the street Is an 'obesity salon' and farther on a reducing shoppe." Neither one Is a salon or a shoppe. "Is It less humiliating to wear 'dentures' than false teeth? Does an educator teach better than a teach- - CAM MOT tFAT MHEM HE REPEATS MEAT" IT I'LL SAV safe-au- n John Brown. "The same love of title shows 9995' A s, high-soundi- m The girl who wear this frock will score on any court which sha graces with her fair presence even If she Isn't the most magnificent player In the world. The gown Is so smart It will make op lor any shortcomings In her game. Look at the back I And don't yon like the little round yoke with the tucks coming In fashion from under it? White or pastels are really the nicest colors for such a frock, but there Is nothing to prevent you wearing bright colors. Pattern 9995 may be ordered only in sizes 14. 18, 18, 20, 32, 34, SO, 83, 40 and 42. Size 18 requires 3 yards SO Inch fabric. Send FIFTEEN CENTS In coins or temps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Be. sure to write plainly your NAME, ADDItESS, the STYLE NUMBER and SIZE. Send your order to Sewing Circle 232 Pattern Department, West Eighteenth Street, New York, N. Y. oit Critic Sees Opportunity for Photographic Darkrcon Detunking Speech. That Fits Vest Pocket Events in the Lives of Little Men D Are 'deferred " than buying on time? "Why should we delude our- -. wWi words! Keality i8 the J ' the Xe&. same."--Detr- OUR COMIC SECTION 9909 PATTERN ert URGES CALLING SPADE A SPADE I. Bayef Drop Aspirin Tablet into a glass of water. By the time it hits the bottom of the glass it is . say "Bayer" And remembtr, when you ask for Bayer Aspirin at these new low prices it's unnecessary now to accept any other preparation in its place. ask for it by the name aspirin" alone when you buy, but always say Aspirin and see that you get it. IN "BAYER What ' Happens in These Glasses Happens in Your Stomach Genuine BAYER Aspirin Tablets Start ."'Taking Hold" of Pain a Few Minutes after Taking. ASPIRIN" jjj Oi-5- a rUJRESTON ipata. I f'1'"''' T Ideal for naa in Hox Chemil Work, Patchocua. I SECONDS BY STOP WATCH to disintegrate and go to work.. I PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM 2 A Genuine Bayer Aspirin Tablet starts So-ne- ALWAYS SAY H Why Bayer Aspirin Works So Fast When You Buy - , Always Remember, too, that doctors advise it, for it DOES NOT HARM THE HEART. And that scientists rate it among the fastest known safe reliefs for pain. (See illustrations below.) - NOW WHEN YOU BUY 1 ' Salt Lake City's "Newest Hotel Jl K Y. iif m&m i nopomtwurrjhes z ' HE'S VJ .,r he's el J GBEFORE ( HIS WALLET Kwpr Vaioa You HE STARTED TO loop The Loo? can Jinrm,i HOTEL de- - pend on the special sales the merchants of our town announce in TFfVIPlE SQUARE B- -ai Jft,. 1 Mil v1 Z WMttra fwATC- Mthe Specials B KIMS 9 ALL ,) : money saving to our readers. It always pays to patronize the merchants who advertise. L hey are of heir merchJndise or their prices 200 Rooma ', 200 TiIe Ba l Radio connection in very room. RATES FROM lM . Qppo"" Uormo ERNEST C TfTK ROSSITER, Afr |