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Show 4l Pedestrians Protected tf OUR COMIC SECTION rw f Bit 0 Events in the Lives of Little Men Goodsole When your you you should heap '. of fire on his head. Vjs Bigmitt--- I never went that far 'j'.n him but I've crowned him 7;:! a hot flatiron. Humorous j ts js I J D Applying the rule of common ense, the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania has defined the rights of pedestrians, motorists and street cars at crossings where traffic signal lights are used. If the light is changed after a pedestrian has started across the street, motorists and street cars must give him the right of way to complete his journey. -- bst POOR Gl'ESS When You Want to Alkalize Stomach Fast ONCE BIT :KBliTA3L- S- The new assistant at the seed shop was having a harassing time. Someone had ordered a packet of potato seed, and he had spent two hours looking for it. At last he asked the boss about it. "You idiot," roared the boss, "potatoes are not grown from seed. You've been having your leg pulled." Ten minutes later a customer entered the shop and asked for some bird seed. The assistant waggled a finger at him and said: "Go on! I can't be fooled twice. Birds are hatched out of eggs, not seed." crB J W i 111 ........ 1. Srf . J ! Try This Amazing Fast Way GUARD RIGHT 1 It's case of love at first sight." H'ell, maybe it will work out took four years to select fight husband, and took what got." The "Phillips" Way Millions Are Adopting a 1 I a 1 DRAWING THE LINE Guard Who goes there? Pompous Colonel Fool! Guard Advance, fool, and give the countersign. It (Copjrrlrlit. "J understand your friend Bess is y exclusive." " should say so! t. Why she's to only one man and she's )R W. H. Satan Is Persevering THE FEATHERHEADS w" B Clean Out en-t'l- ed here three weeks." GOOD AND BAD no mo SA'V Tup- - i Tfc DiDM- i FOR -r MOW,LISTer4 ALL MOVE. All uhtil after sweepim SAID VOU FiiBNJlTuRE. INTO THE OlHcK ROOM To WAWTeD OMCE AMD You ItoMT DUST cle am The FLOOR With the evidence all against him, young Tommy finally admitted he had been swimming against strict orders. "But, Mom," he pro- the tested, "It wasn't my fault devil tempted me!" "Then," said his mother, "you should have said 'Get thee behind me, Satan.' " "I did, Mom," explained Tommy. "That was when he pushed me in!" On every side today people are being urged to alkalize their stomach. Ana thus ease symptoms of "acid indigestion," nausea and stomach upsets. To gain quick alkalization, just do this: Take two teaspoons of PHIL-UP- S MILK OF MAGNESIA 30 minutes after eating. OR take two Phillips' Milk of Magnesia Tablets. Relief comes almost at once usually in a few minutes. Nausea, "gas" fullness after eating and "acid Indigestion" pains leave. You feel like a new person. Try this way. Get either the liquid "Phillips" or the remarkable, new Phillips' Milk of Magnesia Tablets. Each one equals a teaspoon of the liquid. Only 25 a box at all drug stores. ALSO IN TABLET FORMi EachttnrUbUit IsUxcquivdeot of taupoon-fu- i of feouin rnuupr rat M PHILLIPS' 1.-- till ?' .ask Cautious Passenger Lady Is this the train to Hamburg? Interesting Silence Guard Yes, ma'am jump in. There are some silent people Old Lady Are you sure it goes who are more interesting than the to Hamburg? best talkers. Earl of Beacons-fielWell, ma'am, the Guard the the engine driver, stoker and the waiter in the dining saloon say it goes to Hamburg, and that is all I know. Old d. Suburbanite How's your Harden getting along? Slid Ditto If the green things it's fine; if they're vegetables, iq ".vcsds, it's terrible. Beware Coughs 1st I I SEEING THINGS CrcoP HefcE,rVVV MAN! IT THAMK YoU, KWD LADY AND NOW I WAS HOME To HELP ME CLEAN TO STAY ArJP MOW I'M pAVlMcs- - ( . WHAT WOMDER Do WITH ALL THIS I'LL . You OFF i MONEY ME "To SUGGEST J THAT You SO To THE MOVIES SO I CAKl FINISH X MY WORK vjTHOUT HAvJlN(S- - J THH WAY ALLOW J kYUjsj rr So That's It The small boy, just back from Sunday School, was puzzled by the story of the evil spirits entering the swine. "What is it you don't understand about it?" asked his Dad. "Was that the way they got th first deviled ham?" Circumstantial Evidence Whem Prosecuting Attorney were you 6n the night of March 16? I was out with a Defendant couple of friends. Thieves, Prosecuting Attorney I oo doubt? Defendant Quite likely of 'em were lawyers. "Isn't this a wonderful sight? It makes a man realize how wonderful' nature really is." And their fashionable ''Yep! bathing suits look so stunning." J Let It Grow to a Chicken Waiter, I ordered an egg sandwich and you brought me a chicken sandwich. Waiter Sorry, sir, I was a little late calling for your order. WMtrn Newspaper linloa O 'W!'" iiitwh DOWN ON THE EASY MONEY By Ted O'Loughlin ff! By W.,lra Wwfpprf j i -- s iseki-lat- e: A MAM -- To MY NO I CAMS n ; Why did you kill that outlaw you want after?" "Well, it didn't make much dif- - I reward read, 'Dead or YA - PER I MYSEL- F- ; JJL?C.I s ToueHf Vis? so v ( So- - Come AND over AT PILED FRONT OF MY ioui alls ilcin ier- - diKua tad for prompt use of BARE PATCHES RED POTS SOUS ) 1 "De Style is a gentleman farmer Dealt D47, 462 Fourth Avenue, New Ytrt Cltj now." "Yes and he's the real thing in that line. Puts evening dress on all his scare crows at dusk." (30 TRADE SCHOOLS EARN you LEARN BARBERING This Is So Sudden SPECIAL TUITION You've been doing 60 Approved by your State Barber Board, Officer el latter Colltct 111 Isgtirt 81 Salt lakl CKj, IHtk miles an hour. Don't you care anylaw? the about thing Lady Why, officer, how can I IRON AND METAL tell? I've only just met you. National Canadian Railways. 160,000 feet Used & New Pip Late Hours 1" Sizes i2", "Does your wife scold you for and Plfctes staying out so late?" Steel Structural "Henrietta wouldn't be quite so unreasonable," answered Mr. Meek-toMonsey Iron & Metal Co. "The only reason I stay out alt till Citi. Hat Ill StDts 3ri Wist late is that she doesn't want to come home alone." vVHAT'S N Manet in dom is j SUBS Klines itching tad kills th CAN'T NUTHlM 0.- 1ANGE rrirtinn: A NY (S OT I ; en mange mites causing Stxcoptie Mange; checks spread of the disease; stimulates bait growth oo bare patches, destxori ticks and cluggers. Insist on GLOVER'S. At all dniggiita, CLOVER'S WORM MEDICINES are safe, rare. la capsule! and liquid form for Roundworm! capsules for Tapeworm! and Hookwotmi. FREE VETERINARY ADVICE on anr animal problem. Please mention animal's age, breed and sex. FREE GUIDE Write for It today. Address' No Chance Mistress I saw the milkman kiss you this morning, Sophie. Hereafter I'll take the milk in myself. Cook It won't do you no good, mum. He's promised not to love nobody but me. LOOK HARD , How can a man protect himself am love at first sight?" By taking a good second look." I . I HARDLY AN i iHiwer IM THE" HOUSE POOR C- -( 1 No matter how many medicines you have tried for your cough, chest cold or bronchial Irritation, you can get relief now with Creomulslon. Serious trouble may be brewing and you cannot afford to take a chance with anything less than Creomulslon, which goes right to the seat of the trouble to aid nature to soothe and heal the Inflamed mem- branes as the germ-ladphlegm la loosened and expelled. Even if other remedies have failed, dcu t be discouraged, your druggist is authorized to guarantee Creomulslon and to refund your money if you are not satisfied with results from the very first bottle. Get Creomulslon right; now. (Adv.) GLOVER'S MANGE MEDICINE FARM Charity tlniow SNB SESTERDAy 've.'" That Hang On Diner FINNEY OF THE FORCE ittence-t- he both from common colds POOR. I ' THE DROUTH n. 11 1 hiretv V.... ,i s a pump, yet can t Rot a s " nere drop of water. Admirer of Song "I tike to hear my wife sing." "So do I," replied Mr. Meekton. "It is only when Henrietta sings that my mind is absolutely at ease about what she is going tc say next. HOME WORK An LVi:bdn'.'w:.i4:rrii:i our Cataloaa from horn. Mall Every th!n aupptlcd br ui Including stamp. No Hllnj. Write, eorloalnl itimwl. 1drMd rnTrtooa for detail. KiTlOaV riOt DISTRIBUTORS. 401 Imsitwsj, 0il, Wi ll, 1. 1, ft j I |