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Show LEHI FREE PRESS, LEHI. UTAH 3 THE CHlERHJL (WW virt of mind And vhen I retxK For Joun thoughts jl never quite krov la IV Ll OUR COMIC SECTION I tluv,3 feel excited jpHgLLQflMEYj SEE I FORCE; I'tA A YEZ ARE 7 Ol COLlECTiOfJ ALLUS THOUGHT BILL COLLECTORS A(2EMT BLL COLLECTOR, 'WUX VERY" PlSAfcEE- APOW4'? YEZ. Humolf r - MILK AND BANANAS O- H- YiS trJPADE A4' WHUT BE STiLL OM THE H--i and Don't Even "Pay" Visits FINNEY OF THE FORCE "Wten I was at college I worked o bard at nsy studies that I Aldnt have any time for basebalL" "Gee, Dad, you don't know what yea missed." TO YOU CUPBOARD LOVE PEEPUL ABLE a n 3 A housewife who had engaged a new cook made a tour of inspection round the kitchen after she had kept ber for a week. Iu the pantry she found a startled pcliceman trying to hide under the shelves. "How did that man get here?" the angrily demanded. "I'm sure I don't know," was cook's reply. "I can only think that he must have been left over by the last cook." Answers Magazine. UH, HU Poet so "Fashioned slenderly" thus runs that beautiful poem. Maid I must read that poem, I Ju- -t lore to read about ultra fa&htonable tins. START EARLY HAD THE DOPE BUTPiPYotl MAVRe SO TuiKlhC OP THE KlUP OF PEOPLE THAT POM'f LIKE BILL COLLECTORS? Yotl KNOW TY4E"RE S ONt COOP THiMG ABOUT MY JOB cjfsv The' people P i CALL OM NEVER 1 THAT? J RETURN rY ViSiTS r- - "Do you care for canoeing, Betty?" "Oh, I Just adore IL I can lay back on the cushions and let my band dra in the water for hours at a time with out getting bored." First Office Boy The boss called me in consultation today. Second Office Boy G'wan! First Office Boy Fact He had a NOTHING STIRRING T- - , - m I, VJ - I I I 1 1.1 dispute with the Junior partner as to who wuz leadln' the league Just now lu battin'. rHLU( ' THE FEATHERHEADS 1 1 THIS SURE SPOT Second Wind I PON'-- T SHACK WE LIKE. HAVE: "THIS To LWEi IM II ' V A GO il. n"''niiiii II'' ' L . She (calmly) Cood-by- . r BANG! BANGI On Second Thoughts His wife eyed hlra suspiciously. "Henry," she said, "I trust you are coming home at nine promptly tonight?" "Well, my dear," he said hesitatingly, "I had thought about "Henry," she put in sharply, "what did you say?" "About ten minutes to nine," he quickly replied. ten" HT! LETS VoU SPEMP So MUCH TIME IKl lTTHEM? LETS C3ET OUTSIPB. FOR. AWHILE: Yoa PlCKEP FOR OUR. VACATION &ITC I IS A VERY I would go to 11 V." NICE: lie (passionately the end of the earth for you. Clock Loit Mary Lou was permitted to go play with a friend after promising to have the child's mother tell her when It was eleven o'clock. One o'clock came and since she had not appeared her mother went f6r her. When she explained: "Well, mother, the lady couldn't find her clock." Indianapolis News. about "My bride Is disappointed housekeeping." "What's the trouble?" "She can't get a maid who will curtsy like they do In the musical comedies she goes to see." AGREED "Rastus, If you want to prosper In this world, you must go to bed with the chickens." "Tassar, I'se wlllin' to go to bed wlf 'em, but de folks dat owns chickens ain't sufficiently trustful" BUSY OLD BOY The Mit!ng Link THEReI 4 CHARACTER OVER. BffAMT-S-ets A Co TALK- VERY- Fa 1 1 1 LL 1 HIM l NOW ruT-- "THIS KlP J AL0N9 f MTmE TmW.S YOU PO nS STROM S' NOVJ THAN I THlKj K YOU'LL SEEDER another huwpret?) whem VJ 1 i I M HUREDj When Tommy handed in his home work, the teacher examined it very "That looks suspiciously like closely. your father's handwriting, Tommy," he said. "What have you got to say?" "Well, sir," replied Tommy, after a long pause, "now I come to think of it, I used ills fountain pen." Modern Worry Clerk This bathing suit will not hrink if it gets wet. Fair customer I wouldn't care how much it shrunk, though if I take it, it won't get wet. What I want to know is if the colors will fade In the VP 1 "He denies his wife nothing." "Well, that's one way to avoid ble, If you can afford it" WHA'S 'AT sun. "Are Bessie and Sue blood relations?" no. It Is purely "Oh, platonlc grouch they have for each other." The Talker The man who had been everywhere had been talking for hours about his adventures. "Once," he began a new story, "I saw a tiger." "That's nothing, interrupted a weary hearer. "Once I saw a man eating rabbit." man-eatin- g LOTS OF ROOM POULTRY MARKET A CRACKED EGG A REAL SPORT EVIDENCE Billy Ah t Now confess? Wul : 'i you like to be a man? ::'; Tilly Of course I Wouldn't Too Silly for Words "Are you askin fer alimony, Mrs. Waggs?" "Alimony, Mrs. Taggs? If he could pay alimony, would I be askin' fer a divorce?" He Every time I take a vacation 1 get lonesome for my work. She What kind of work do yon dot ne I'm a chiropodist She Why don't you spend your vacation In a cornfield? . MODERN BOY Diner Walter, there's a chlqken In this egg. Walter Shi Not so loud the proprietor will hear you and charge you extra for fowl. TENDER-HEARTE- -- D JUL Mrs. B The home team must have won today. Mrs. W Why so? Mrs. B My husband can scarcely talk above a whisper. "You say that Shad Is quite an oarsman I" "Sure, haven't you ever seen th shad roe?" Precaution "I want to speak to you confidentially," said the deep strategist "It can't be done," answered Senator Sorghum. "In order to avoid being misquoted either publicly or privately I have a dictograph under every chair." Relief "Are yon going to enjoy your summer vacation?" "Of course I am," answered Senator Sorghum. "It's going to be a sweet relief not to be expected to say anything myself, nor listen to anybody else." EMPHASIS DIFFERENT WIVES "She made a goose of herself." "How?" "Trying to act like a chicken." Diicouraging Him Mother Daughter's boy friend will be here for dinner tonight Father Well, have the worst possible meat We don't want him to get the idea this would be a fine boarding house. Good Imitation "Mrs. Brown," cried Mr. Smith to his neighbor, "have you spoken to your ' boy about mimicking me?" "Yes, I have," replied Mrs. Brown. "I've told him not to act like a fool." Negotiable Property "Hello, dear!" said a lady meeting a friend In a store. "You seem busy." "Yes, I'm trying to get something for my husband." "Had any offers?" II lunorlst Magazine. "My thrift." boy, you want to practice "I know, dad, but I haven't the tools." "What do yon mean by that?" ; "If you'll let me have the $15 I need I'll see how long I can make It last." J "Your cook sits on your front piazza every evening." "Well, we like the back porch Just as well, and of course, we never say anything to hurt cook's feelings In the hot weather." "With my wife "Was she happily married?" It escribe hardly "Happily should say she was haply married." or 1 rulnT "Lucky chap both 1" I Iff a case of 'rule With my wife iff Not So Bad Silas Did that city feller have any luck with his vegetables last year? Hiram In a way. He got a sunstroke and collected $200 from a health insurance company! raw 008 |